The Quest for the Holy Sake Cup!
Part 2: The Quest Begins (And Sanity Ends)
Now, for some unknown and odd reason, the Duellists are now out of Ohtori,and with Touga flirting with everything remotely female in the car (BTW-That would be everything..), Juri has driven the car into the desert...when she suddenly pulls over and stops with a sputter...
Touga:Hey!I know,let's play spot that cactus! There's a cactus, There's a cactus, There's a cactus, There's a cactus, There's a cactus, There's a cactus----!
Everyone: SHUTTUP TOUGA!
Nanami: Juri, where exactly are we now?
Juri: I'd say we're lost somewhere in the sands of time...
beata-beatrix: Can we cut the dumb philosophy and get straight to the point?
Juri: We're stuck in the desert with no gasoline.And what's more-we're lost.
Saionji: That's where we usually are anyway, mind-wise...
Touga:There's a cactus, there's another! That cactus looks like the one from the one episode where Akio had the funny looking cactus out and was telling me about my feelings for Ute---!
Everyone: TOUGA!
Touga: Sorry. So where are we going to find a ride through the desert?
Suddenly Juri extends a finger *not that one, you silly people!* towards something in the distance...
Juri: Camelot!
beata-beatrix: Camelot!
Miki: Camelot!
Utena: Didn't we just do this scene?
Nanami: No,Utena, look ! *points*
Far in the distance there is a caravan and some tents a large open area with camels roaming about. Above is a sign which reads "Discount Camel Rental *and Fertilizer*"...
Utena: Oh...a Camel lot.
Anthy: Let's go Lady Utena!
They head over to the camelot, and Utena waves the camel herder over to them.
Camel Herder: Yes?
Utena: Honorable camel-herder...person...what is thy name?
Camel Herder: Call me...Ishmail..
Utena: Okay...Ishmail... We are duellists from Ohtori Academy sent on a quest. If you assist us in our quest by providing us with camels, then we won't have to hurt you.
Ishmail: We've had this sort of thing happen before..
Anthy: Really?
Ishmail: Yeah, it was weird. Some guy from Indiana or something was looking for this arch...
Miki: You mean ark,right?
Ishmail: Maybe...Anyway, I don't really have any camels I can lend you, but I do have something just as useful...
Ishmail runs into the tent and brings out a bag filled with coconut halves...
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Now out of the desert thanks to Ishmail's pioneering efforts in the field of coconut usage and thanks to Anthy's repetitive banging--
Anthy: This is fun!
--together of coconut halves, the duellists find themselves advancing silently, silently over the green valleys. There they decide to split up..
Touga: Let's split up.
Everyone: Okay.
And they went on their way. They were: *cough-in spiffy narrator voice-cough*
Utena- The Engaged
Anthy- The Coconut Banger
Touga- The Brave (and Dense)
Miki- The Pure (as if that was a surprise..)
Juri- The Wise (and Attracted to Women)
Nanami-Also a Coconut Banger
Saionji- The Not-Quite-so-Brave-as-Touga (who nearly defeated utena, who nearly defeated utena again)
Wakaba-Saionji's Minstrel
And other random coconut bangers...
And now on with the Quest for the Holy Sake Cup!...
