Gorgonzola!
I smell glue?
Question mark.
"Hi, this is George!"
Is it not?" I forgot the first quotation mark. Thing. Period. I almost put perdiod.
And then I opened the door and the keys came out of her hand.
Marge was sleeping and then she got woken up by Maggie—oh yeah Harry Potter fic! I forgot. Again.
POOP.
YAY!
Does anyone need an altoid? I do. Badly.
"HELP! Said Trelawney." Said George.
There was a spider and then it was an exclamation point!...!...but not really!
And it saw Ron and it was all "AAAAAAHHHH! A Ron!"
And then some shit went down.
And George came back to life! thrice!
"And then he left the room!" said Said. No really Said is a Mary-Sue!
And then ther4e was femme-slash but then they all had sex changes and it was just regular slash. WEEEEEEEEEEE!
I just struggled for the word comma!
I have to pee! But not really. Oh yeah! Harry Potter was there.
I have to keep mentioning him because otherwise you'll forget that this is about him.
And then there was Voldemort.
Martinelli makes good sparkling cider.
I apologize to J.K. Rowling for maiming her story.
"YEAH!" said Harry. But it was really Mundungus.
"Naw-aw!" Yaw-haw!
Okay we're done. Sleep easy now.
