Gorgonzola!

I smell glue?

Question mark.

"Hi, this is George!"

Is it not?" I forgot the first quotation mark. Thing. Period. I almost put perdiod.

And then I opened the door and the keys came out of her hand.

Marge was sleeping and then she got woken up by Maggie—oh yeah Harry Potter fic! I forgot. Again.

POOP.

YAY!

Does anyone need an altoid? I do. Badly.

"HELP! Said Trelawney." Said George.

There was a spider and then it was an exclamation point!...!...but not really!

And it saw Ron and it was all "AAAAAAHHHH! A Ron!"

And then some shit went down.

And George came back to life! thrice!

"And then he left the room!" said Said. No really Said is a Mary-Sue!

And then ther4e was femme-slash but then they all had sex changes and it was just regular slash. WEEEEEEEEEEE!

I just struggled for the word comma!

I have to pee! But not really. Oh yeah! Harry Potter was there.

I have to keep mentioning him because otherwise you'll forget that this is about him.

And then there was Voldemort.

Martinelli makes good sparkling cider.

I apologize to J.K. Rowling for maiming her story.

"YEAH!" said Harry. But it was really Mundungus.

"Naw-aw!" Yaw-haw!

Okay we're done. Sleep easy now.