The Quest for the Holy Sake Cup

Part 3-Brave,Brave Saionji

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So each of the duellists set out on their quests,each going their seperate ways. Saionji traveled through the forest ( which incidently led him to the back of the school) accompagnied by his favorite (and not so favorite) Minstrel, Wakaba Shinohara.

Wakaba:*sing*

Bravely bold Saionji

Rode forth from Ohtori

He was not afraid to die,

Oh! MY Saionji!

Saionji: Uhhh...

Wakaba: *continues*

He was not in the least bit scared

to be killed in nasty ways

Brave Brave Brave

Brave Saionji!

He was not in the least bit scared

to get his rose immediately sliced off

Or to get beat by Utena 5 times

and constantly keep losing!

Saionji: *stare* Wakaba...

Wakaba: *continues*

To be expelled from school

and lose his GPA,

and have to beg to Mikage,

Brave Saionji...

His head up his butt,

and his heart gone cold,

and his shame removed

And his dignity gone,

and his girlfriend raped,

and his speeches cut off

and his pe---

Saionji: Wakaba! STOP!That's...a bit too much music for now...

Wakaba: *peeve*

Suddenly,and albeit randomly, three boys approach them, armed with assault rifles.

Saionji: What the heck?!

Suzuki:Who art thou?

Yamada:Who art thou?

Tanaka:Who art thou?

Three Boys: WHO ART THOU?!

Before Saionji can speak:

Wakaba *sings*: He is brave Saionji--

Saionji: *cuts her off* What buisiness is it to you?

Three Boys: WE MUST KNOW WHY YOU COME!

Wakaba:To fight and los---

Saionji: WAKABA! I come to fetch the holy sake cup. My name is Saionji.

Suzuki: In that case..

Yamada: We will..

Tanaka: Have to..

Three Boys: KILL YOU!

Saionji: What?!

Wakaba: He is not afraidto die--for me--oh,brave Saionji!

Saionji: *idea*Very well, but first I ask that you--oh my god,is the Touga making out with Juri in a secret outburst of full-on passion?!

--FLASHBACK--

Juri: Touga!What the hell are you doing!That's my special manga!

Touga: Is it ever!And look at this great shot of you and me!

Juri: You just DREW that!*grab*

Touga: Wait!I messed up one of your breasts!

Juri: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH!!!

*brawl*

--END--

Three Boys: *look*

Saionji and Wakaba: *run*

---Nearing the end of the forest---

Wakaba: *sings disdainfully*

Brave Saionji ran away!

Saionji: No!

Wakaba:*sings*

Bravely ran away away!

Oh brave Saionji!

Saionji:I didn't!

Wakaba: *continues*

When danger reared its three heads

Saionji turned his tail and fled,

Yes, those in sync 3 scared the crap

out of Saionji, that gallant chap,

Bravely taking to his feet,

He fled before hi could be beat!

Bravest of the BRAVE Saionji!

Saionji: I never did! *cries*