Author's Note:
Hey! This is just a freaky one-shot I thought up when my family and I were watching 'Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.' It follows Bill the Hobgoblin, and one of his darkest dreams.

Title: A Hobgoblin's Dreams Summary: Bill the Hobgoblin goes to sleep one night and has an odd dream.
Timeline: Middle of 'The Two Towers'

Disclaimer: I own nothing, except Bill the Hobgoblin, and I don't think he counts.

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"That we seek to destroy the Ring has not entered their darkest dreams," Gandalf said, and looked at Aragorn.

About 600 miles away, (I guess, I've never personally traveled it) in the Dark Tower of Barad-Dur, Bill the Hobgoblin woke in a cold sweat. "What if the enemy was seeking to destroy the Ring!" he shouted, looking around wildly. Then he sighed and shook his head. "Nah. They wouldn't think of something that simple!" He turned over and went back to sleep.

The next day, while working in the mines, Bill thought of the dream again. He decided he would take the matter to Sauron, the Dark Lord. If anyone would know what to do, it would be him. So, after the work of the day was finished, (of course, in Mordor, the work of the day is never finished) Bill went to talk to the mouth of Sauron.

"My Lord," he bowed. "What do you want, Bob. Or is it Bill"
"Bill, My Lord. I have come to inform you of a dream I have had"
"I do not have time to listen to a Hobgoblin's wild dreams"
"But it is important, Sir. I had a dream that the enemy was seeking to destroy The One." The Mouth of Sauron, sitting in a very crude-looking throne, started laughing maniacly. "Guards! Get this filth out of my sight." (heh, sight, giant eye)
The next day, Bill the Hobgoblin was executed in the early hours of the morning.

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Four months later, as the tower of Barad-Dur lay smoldering in the lava from the Mountain of Doom, Bill the Hobgoblin turned in his grave and laughed, a high pitched cold laugh. "Hate to say it (No, really I don't) but I told you so!"