Life before the future a fry story.

Chapter 1

"Ah" yawned Fry time for the first day of work"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH it's 9:30 I missed the first day of work because I slept through the day how could this had happened……………………………. Ah yea I got drunk last night." fry sits down with his mouth open reminiscing on the last night. Yea that was a great night he was dreaming a bout what great sex he had with that 3-legged cow

Wow she was sexy he thought to himself.

Man she had a big butt. Well I better call in sick.

What's that number again fry thought to himself oh yea 555- disgusting pizza. Ring, ring hello disgusting pizza where the pizza is just you know disgusting. Said the employer

"Hello my name is Fry and I was supposed to be at work today but last night I had sex with a cow and I was drunk and I couldn't come because I was sleep"

"Well you're fired the boss told me tell you that"

"Well okay tell him I'll be at work tomorrow"

You're fired dumb ass"

K see you tomorrow bye"

Yeah I'm good kept my job and I got to have sex with a cow. Said Fry. Whose life is better? Thought fry

Ring ring ring hello

" A jackass you didn't keep your job"

"How did you know I said that?" asked fry

"I don't know," said the employer

"O well I'll see you tomorrow at work" said fry stupidly

"You're fired," said the employer

"Tomorrow bye! Said fry.

God this kid is stupid thought fry.

Well I don't have anything to do so I might as well go to the club and get me some hip chicks thought Fry. Finally its time for me to get my jiggy on and party like it's it 1995 oh yea it is 1995. Duh stupid fry. What did I say about fry thought fry. Man I hate fry thought fry again.

Later that night.

The music is banging and the ladies are hot. Time to get me a hot chick. Hello may I ask you are you're parents retarded because you're special. Baby. Then a smack out of this world came and hit him out of nowhere.

"Well sorry just like to smack people. Well my parents are retarded," said the mystery woman.

"Really I knew you where special in some way or another" said Fry snickering a bit.

"Well could I get your name sweet cheeks" said Fry like he does this all the time

"I guess what could it hurt it's Lela" said Lela.

(Reveiws please this story can only get better)