Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.
"If you think that I am looking at that again, you are out of your mind, miko." Sesshoumaru regarded Kagome coldly.
"Please?" Kagome begged, then decided to try a new tactic: Rin. "It'd make Rin happy."
"It would not."
"It would! I'd bet she'd love to see you doing silly things!"
"Leave Rin out of this."
"It would make her smile, isn't that what you want? To make her smile?"
"…fine."
Kagome held up the charm and swung it back and forth. Sesshoumaru's eyes once again followed it, back and forth, back and forth…
"What is thy bidding, my master?" he asked, in a voice frighteningly similar to Darth Vader's.
Kagome thought for a moment. "Follow me," she instructed. Kagome led the way through the woods to the clearing where she knew Inuyasha and company were camped, waiting for her return, a sly grin on her face.
As they reached the edge of the forest, Kagome looked through the bushes at the group. Inuyasha was lying on the ground, eyes closed. Sango was sitting with Kirara, watching Miroku intently. The monk returned Sango's gaze innocently.
"Go flirt with Miroku," Kagome whispered to Sesshoumaru, who had walked up silently behind her.
"Yes, my master," he said, again in the scary Darth Vader voice. He strolled casually into the clearing, causing the people therein to leap to their feet, weapons in hand. Inuyasha continued to sleep, snoring loudly.
Kirara growled threateningly at Sesshoumaru, well, not really, mewed threateningly is more like it, and Sango grabbed her boomerang. Miroku held up his staff.
"Lord Sesshoumaru," he said, trying to be polite.
"Ah, Miroku," said Sesshoumaru, "just the person I was looking for. How's life been treating you?"
"Um…" said Miroku, very intelligently, "What?"
"How're things? Getting along well with my pathetic half-brother? Relations with Sango going well?"
Miroku blinked.
He blinked again.
"You came to our camp, just to see how I was?" the monk asked incredulously.
"Not just to see how you were, but to get to know you better. You see, you seem to be such a charming person."
"Okaaay…" Miroku looked somewhat frightened. Sango tried her best not to laugh.
"Seriously," Sesshoumaru's face was still oddly blank, due to the hypnotism, but Miroku and Sango didn't know that. "From the moment I met you, Miroku, I knew. You are the one for me."
Miroku turned deathly white, and Sango fell over in a mad fit of laughter, squishing poor Kirara who was standing unaware behind her.
"I have come to ask you this question: will you bear my child?" Sesshoumaru stared off into space.
Hidden in the bushes, Kagome also toppled over with giggles.
"I…ah…" Miroku fell back on top of Sango, further flattening already-flat Kirara, who let out a strangled mew.
His task completed, Sesshoumaru snapped out of the spell. He looked somewhat confused to be standing in the middle of Inuyasha's camp, and left without another word.
Inuyasha yawned and sat up, looked lazily around. Upon seeing Kirara, Sango, and Miroku piled up, one completely two dimensional, one laughing uncontrollably, and one looking rather dead, he blinked.
"Did I miss something?"
That could be the end, as I have no more ideas. Suggestions are welcome, just as they were when my name was still Miss Krux. sigh
Reviews are most welcome, as always. But then again, since this story has already been posted by Miss Krux (aka. me!) i might not get as many... another sigh
