Evil: this chapter is dedicated to Nyteness, for helping me with the ideas.
Kagome: yawn. I'm tired. don't use me this time please.
Evil: what? I have to use you! You're the freaking main character!
Kagome: oh. Get a substitute.
Evil: you're hopeless, you know that.
Sesshoumaru had, strangely, taken to accompanying Inuyasha's group. No one really knew why. Perhaps it was because he had decided that he could get closer to Tetsuaiga, or perhaps because of the strange hold Rin seemed to have on him…
But this was all good for Kagome, because you see, she just loved to hypnotize him.
Kagome held up the hypno-charm in front of Sesshoumaru and swung it. Sesshoumaru's eyes followed the red spiral, back and forth, back and forth…
"What do you wish of me?" he asked.
Kagome grinned, pleased with herself for thinking of the idea. "Do salsa dancing with Sango."
"WHAT? NO!" Sango yelled.
Kagome swung her hypno-charm at Sango too. "Do salsa with Sesshoumaru," she ordered. Sango nodded, her eyes dull.
Kagome giggled. I am so evil.
She pulled out a boombox and started up a good salsa song.
Sesshoumaru stared at Sango for a moment, then smiled naughtily. He dragged a hand across his chest as though pulling off a shirt. Sango stalked toward him, exaggerating the swing of her hips.
She slid a hand down her side, twisting to the music. The hand moved over to Sesshoumaru's side, where it wound its way along his chest, fingertips dancing. She gazed seductively up at him, her head and body somehow doing the work of that, as her eyes were glazed and unconscious.
Babumbum…
The music went on…
Sesshoumaru wrapped both arms around Sango and moved them progressively lower until… Kagome was surprised she didn't snap out of the spell and slap him, shouting, 'HENTAI!'
Kagome looked away, feeling suddenly guilty for manipulating her friend in such a way.
"Okay," she said suddenly. "Okay, stop. Stop it now."
They stopped, breaking apart.
"Okay, Sango," Kagome continued. "You're free to go. Sesshoumaru… do some cheerleading."
"Yes, master," he said, bowing. He whirled around once and poof! was wearing a cheerleading outfit, complete with mini-skirt and pompoms.
"Gimme an I!" he shouted, jumping up and down and waving the pompoms.
Rin yelled, "I!"
"Gimme an N!" he shouted, still shaking the pompoms.
"N!"
"Gimme a U!" he flipped head over heels and landed in the splits. Miroku winced sympathetically.
"Ouch," said the monk.
"U!" screamed Rin.
"Gimme a Y!"
"Y!"
"Oh no…" said Inuyasha. "I know where this is going…"
"Gimme an A!"
"A!"
"Gimme an S!"
"S!"
Kagome giggled, seeing the horrified expression on Inuyasha's face.
"Gimme an H!" he waved the bright pink and white pompoms back and forth over his head.
"H!" yelled Sango. Kagome stared at her, blinking.
"GIMME AN A!" Sesshoumaru jumped up and down, forming the letters with the pompoms. "AND WHAT DO YOU GET? INUYASHA! I-N-U-Y-A-S-H-A! UH-HUH!"
Inuyasha paled and wobbled a little on his feet.
"Go, go Inuyasha!" Sesshoumaru danced about. He leapt into the air and flipped. "YOU GO GIRL!" he shouted as he landed in a side-to-side splits. "YEP! YOU GO GIRL!"
Evil: well, I don't know about you, but I thought that was pretty good, considering I've never cheerleaded (sp?) or salsa-ed in my life, and that I'm so tired I can barely keep my eyes open, let alone type. I'm sorry, but no review responses today, although I will say that Crazed up Chick was the inspiration for writing this chapter tonight. Thank you, Crazed up Chick! That was so nice of you to say!
