Sex Ed

By Fidelius Charm

Summary: The teacher's feel it is necessary for all upperclassmen to participate in Sex Ed. But what's even worse is the long-term project. Poor Hermione how will she survive Malfoy and a mechanical baby watching their every move until Christmas?

Note: I haven't updated since the 20th because I had to send my brother off to college and it was a very long process, my mom didn't want to leave my brother so we ended up staying longer then we were suppose too but its alright because I'm here now and can type chapters uninterrupted until my school year starts which is on the 7th on September. I shudder at the thought.


Divorce Court

Draco sat in his chair in utter silence, this situation couldn't have been any worse. Not only did he have to take care of a magical baby but he had to do so with a girl who completely hated his guts. He rubbed his temples, and tried to calm the headache that was slowly growing.

"Poor Draco." He heard one of his classmates say, "Has to work with that Mudblood bitch."

Draco looked up and noticed that Hermione had heard the comment, and saw the look of hurt in her eyes thought her form did not give away any weakness. Draco didn't need to deal with this, he would ask the teacher for a partner change.

"And by the way," Professor Sickle added, "There will be no partner changes, these partners are final. Class dismissed."

With that the hoard of upperclassmen rose from their seats and gathered their things trying their best to get out of the classroom as soon as possible. Draco just sat in his seat, and allowed everyone to rush around him.

"Draco dear are you coming, we have Charms now." He heard Pansy said placing a hand on his shoulder.

He immediately swatted her hand away but didn't turn to face her when he replied,

"Go on ahead, I have something I have to take care of first."

"I'll wait for you Draco dear. I don't mind." Pansy replied sitting down next to him and wrapping her arm around his.

"It's fine Pansy." Draco said pulling his arm away. He was in no mood to deal with Pansy's need to clutch on to him, "Now get away from me."

Pansy stood up in a huff and stormed out obviously upset about the way Draco had treated her, not that Draco cared what she thought. Once the room was completely empty Draco was about to approach the Professor but he had been beaten to it.

"Professor Sickle, there must be some way to change partners!" The voice belonged to none other then his 'wife' Hermione Granger.

"I'm sorry Miss. Granger there is nothing I can do for you. This partnership is like a marriage you can't just exchange your partner or in this case husband for another one."

"Then I want a divorce! I can't be married to someone who hates me!"

"I don't think your partner hates you Miss. Granger," Professor Sickle replied gathering some papers from her desk, "Do you Mr. Malfoy?"

Draco wasn't expecting to be noticed and was caught off guard by the question.

"I don't think hate would be the appropriate word." Draco replied, "More of indifference."

"Indifference my ass Malfoy." Hermione sneered giving Draco a dirty look.

"Such behavior from the Head Girl, I'm stunned!" Draco said faking a shocked look.

"Shove it Malfoy." Hermione replied crossing her arms and turning her back to him.

"You're giving me a headache Mudblood." Draco replied not remembering the heritage of the Professor before him.

"MR. MALFOY!" Professor Sickle roared, "How dare you utter such words, its disgusting and degrading to use that word. Fifty points from Slytherin and you'll be serving detention with me tonight."

Draco sighed; he should've remembered the teacher was Muggleborn. But no he was so busy trying to piss Granger off he had forgotten that. Draco shook his head at his stupidity, and turned and left the room, leaving two very infuriated women.

"Please Professor, you see how he treats me! I can't work with him! I'll work with anyone else!" Draco heard Hermione plead.

"I wish I could change your partner but the Hat choose who you will work with. The hat was enchanted with a Selection Charm it chose the most suitable person for you to work with, and if you try and work with anyone else the charm will fail you automatically. I should've taken this kind of situation into consideration before I planned this project, I'm so sorry Hermione." Professor Sickle replied.

Just great, this was perfect. Draco was stuck with Granger or fail the term project. And if he failed his father would have a fit and force him to leave Hogwarts due to 'inadequate education' or some crap like that. And that wouldn't do, that wouldn't do at all. Draco needed to take his NEWTS and graduate Hogwarts in order to get away from his family, and he wouldn't let one girl stand in his way.

Draco made his way towards Charms, and again he burst in during the middle of the Professor's speech. He was speaking about the Fidelius Charm, a very powerful and difficult charm. He sighed and ignored the Professor scolding him for being late taking his seat next to Blaise.

"And I've been informed of your um…term project for Sex Ed." The professor himself seemed a bit embarrassed, "I will inform you that my fellow teachers and I are willing to help you if you need any help learning child care spells."

Draco tuned everything out and closed his eyes. He needed to get out of here, because his head was ready to explode. He raised his hand and asked to be excused to go to the bathroom and quickly ran out. Once he was out of the classroom he decided he could use a stroll around the grounds.

It had been a good fifteen minutes before Draco realized that he was in front of the Forbidden Forest. He looked into the forest and saw nothing but darkness, then he heard something…a small muffled sound. Draco decided it would be best to investigate. Draco walked slowly into the forest being extremely cautious with each step. Suddenly the sound became louder and more define, he looked around a huge oak tree to be greeted by an extremely large herd of centaurs.


CLIFFHANGER! Sorry…new chapter should be up soon.

--FC