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What really happened to Voldemort.
One day Voldemort was walking away from his house. He was mad because one of his deatheaters took away his teddy bear. (that always ticks him off!) This is his story:
Moldy Voldy sat on a wall
Moldy Voldy had a great fall
All the lords deatheaters and all the lords men
Couldn't put Voldy back together again.
Voldemort broke into 183 pieces. (I know, I counted!) When he broke his soul was reliesed. He went to seek out a new body. He came across this shabby old looking dude. He floated into this dudes body. This dudes name was Saddam Hussan.
AND THAT WAS THE STORY OF LORD VOLDEMORT!
