Three hours later, when it was safe, the two boys came out of the cupboard. There was no one there, just an empty room.
"I think they're gone," Harry whispered.
"Really?" said Draco. "I thought they might have turned invisible!"
"Fuck off." Draco laughed spitefully.
"No, that wasn't loving, was it now, Harry?"
"They aren't here! I'm not gonna pretend to…love you when they aren't here. Jesus, Draco!"
Draco frowned and pushed away from Harry into the kitchen, helping himself to the food in the cupboards.
"Jeez. Not neat in here is it, Potter? I expected God to be tidy person. Obviously I was wrong."
"Like you are about most things then." Draco scowled at Harry who smiled politely back.
"So, how's this going to work then?" Draco said seriously. "We hold hands in their presence or some soppy crap like that?"
"If you want," said Harry, not really listening.
"Corse I don't fucking want! We have to! I'm not in love with you, Potter! I don't even like you." Harry laughed.
"You're not exactly my cup of tea either, Malfoy." Harry looked at Malfoy. "I don't like your hair."
"I don't like your glasses."
"This is getting us anywhere. What shall we do about this?"
"I thought we'd already discussed it," Malfoy said nonchalantly.
"We are just going to have to 'accidentally on purpose' let them catch us…making out or something."
Malfoy pulled a face.
"Don't flatter yourself," he said spitefully.
"Draco! Will you just drop it for one second please! Do you want to go to hell?"
"No…" Draco said quietly.
"Then shut the fuck up and think."
"We've already thought! We have a plan." Draco looked annoyed. "Why wanna practise, Potter?"
"Well, it isn't a bad idea…"
"Eugh no! I was joking."
"What harm can come of it? If we do it on the actually thing and look really awkward they aren't going to believe us!"
"Oh, Potter, you're sick!" Draco wailed.
"Fine. Go to hell then!" When Harry saw Draco move quickly towards him he expected to be hit. Instead he felt something soft on his lips…
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