What's really in the restricted section

Have you ever wondered what's really in the Resticted Section? The teachers say theree are books on dark magic in there. Well I don't believe it and you want to know why? Because I've been in there. Do you want to know what's in there? PORN. Don't look at me like that it's true! Hey, thee truth hurts sometimes. Here are some of the titles;

PORN FOR DUMMIES

ANIMAL PORN (LOL!)

THE BEST OF GILDEROY LOCKHART

THE LONELY PROFESSOR SNAPE

DREW CARRY'S HOME VIDIOS

VICTORIA'S SECRET FEATURING PROFESSORS MgGONNAGAL AND SPROUT

DUMBLEDOR GONE WILD

DEMENTORS, WHAT DO THEY REALLY KISS?

THE OH-SO-FAMOUS-SLYTHERIN-SEX-GOD FEATURING DRACO MALFOY

SCARY, ISN'T IT? (WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE LAST ONE WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE)