What's really in the restricted section
Have you ever wondered what's really in the Resticted Section? The teachers say theree are books on dark magic in there. Well I don't believe it and you want to know why? Because I've been in there. Do you want to know what's in there? PORN. Don't look at me like that it's true! Hey, thee truth hurts sometimes. Here are some of the titles;
PORN FOR DUMMIES
ANIMAL PORN (LOL!)
THE BEST OF GILDEROY LOCKHART
THE LONELY PROFESSOR SNAPE
DREW CARRY'S HOME VIDIOS
VICTORIA'S SECRET FEATURING PROFESSORS MgGONNAGAL AND SPROUT
DUMBLEDOR GONE WILD
DEMENTORS, WHAT DO THEY REALLY KISS?
THE OH-SO-FAMOUS-SLYTHERIN-SEX-GOD FEATURING DRACO MALFOY
SCARY, ISN'T IT? (WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE LAST ONE WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE)
