How Harry really beat Voldemort

As we all know, Harry has beaten Voldy's but like 4 times. But how did Harry really beat him? Well actually they didn't really fight. They didn't even touch eachother! No. They actually played strip pocker. And of couarse Harry won. And you want to know something else? I was there playing as well. And you know what? Vold was wearing boxers with the playboy bunny on them! Scary! I lost as well. (tear).

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!