Why they really call Moaning Mertle'Moaning Mertle'

The rumor has it that Moaning Mertle died because of the baskilik's stare. Year right! Mertle was actually a very beautiful young woman. She had a boyfriend called 'Gidget Chucklebutt.' Yes we all know it's a funny name. Anyways, they were looking for a place to shag. They went to the girls bathroom and got their groove on. That explains it. But's what this you ask? How did she die? Well if I told you, then I'd have to kill you. And then you wouldn't finish the rest of my story.