What the Dark Mark really means

You know in collage, sometimes the students put rubber bands on the doorknob to their dorm rooms so nobody would disturb them, if you know what I mean (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). That's basically what the Dark Mark means. Voldemort just wants to get his groove on like everybody else. He just doesn't want to use a rubber band like everybody else because he thinks he's oh-so-special. Anyway, who would want to do anything with him? Good question,. When I find out, I'll tell you.