Live your life so the preacher doesn't have to lie at your funeral.
I had a couple angry comments from some of my British readers about my view of them. Upon reading them, I am absolutely mortified at myself, because those are the absolute LAST people I want to offend!
The fact is, I, like my mother (though never as bad as Mobster) have a love of British culture (one of the reasons why I'm a Ryo fangirl). I realize that people in England drink things OTHER than tea (in fact, tea is drunk in England about as much as it is in America), and if anything, I was making fun of the stereotype than enforcing it. I just thought it would be funny for Ryo to maul anyone, and I thought that joke would be so ludicrous, no one would take it seriously. In fact, Mobster, as I have mentioned earlier, is based on my mom and her obsessive love of anything British, and also, I thought that if anyone was going to Allen Rickman hostage, it was going to be her (and if she found out I offended anyone British on such ground, she would probably whip me naked in the nearest public street, not really, but something as bad). NO I do not condone any such behavior in the real world people!
However, I should have been thinking, which I really haven't done much of in this fic. Anyone who is offended, I am SUPER TERRIBLY SORRY! You have a right to run a sledgehammer through your computer, as well as mine.
And now, just for future reference…
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CHAPTER DISPLAYS CHARACTER BASHERS IN AN UNFLATERING LIGHT! FAN GIRLS MAY ALSO BE OFFENDED! READ WITH THIS IN MIND!
Alright, onto the reviewers!
Funky Egyptian
Mua ha ha, my own father was the model for Johney Roma. You see, my dad created the original character (along with Owen, Tommy the Tapeworm, and others…shudder…), and I fell in love with the idea of a psycho mobster so much, I made my dad into Johney, and my mom into Mobster (my own character).
The random insanity continues! Enjoy another helping!
Mizz-Serenity-Wheeler
Don't you just hate it when the teachers show no mercy on your birthday? I sometimes get a lot of it, but usually my birthday is on Spring Break (YAY!). Anyway, happy thirteenth! You're a teenager now!
I didn't think of Mobster being like Rebecca, but now that you point it out, they do have a lot in common. They both had pigtails, glasses, and on some ground, have a pre-teen like cuteness. However, the big difference is that Mobster isn't nearly as incredibly smart, and also, she is a bit more sharp tongued.
Anyway, enjoy part two of the many exploits of the insane!
Gothangelmyu
Keh…I have absolutely no idea how Avril gets her ideas. My guess is the same way I get my story ideas, out of the blue.
Ah, yes, the infamous Sharpie. Sharpie's are a brand of sort of a cross between a marker and a pen. The originals have really bold black ink, but now they come in a ton of colors. They're usually used for putting your name on notebooks and binders, labeling things like videos and home burnt CDs, or, as we did in band class, draw colorful pictures all over balloons.
Well, this chapter is even better than the last one (hard to believe, I know). Anyway, ENJOY!
Philsorapter
Cool name.
Ah yes, plays. They can be very traumatic experiences if you get such parts.
I'm glad you like this story! My favorite chapters are probably the ones where we meet the gang, but I did like all of the Bob chapters to just for the sheer joy of making fun of the army (snick).
And I can't stand the 'won't update until 2010' type of authors either. Sometimes it can get rather annoying. NOT THE POINT! Anyway, so glad you reviewed! Hope you'll stop by again soon!
TwinSanity
MANI WENT MISSING?
Ohmygosh, Ohmygosh, OH MY FLIPPING DANCING UNDERPANTS! Thank gosh your okay! What happened? Where was she? Out?
Sorry…(pant) just a little worried. I don't want anything bad to happen to you guys! oO.Oo Honest I don't!
Well the important thing is that you're back! (Whew!) Thank you so much for liking all of the previous chapters! And you people really shouldn't be up at three AM. 'Tisn't healthy. ANYWAY, I missed you guys so much! (Sniff) Come back soon!
I'll Kick You're Butt To Wherever Albequerque Is (formally known as Cake Is Not For Throwing)
I like Cake Is Not For Throwing, but this is very good too!
TwinSanity and I both have awesome fics. I don't blame you for having a hard time picking one! Anyway, so glad to see you! I can't wait to see what your next pen name is!
Glad you loved the mob stuff! ENJOY THE NEXT CHAPPIE!
And know, ladies, gentleman, and all members of the animal/plant/fungus/germ/one celled organism/robot/virus kingdom….
Onto the craziness!
CHAPTER TWELVE
If I Only Had a Sledgehammer
"YAY!" Mobster said to the table full of teenagers. "Is everyone ready to be safely smuggled out of the city?"
"It's three AM," Tea said. "I don't think any of us are ready for anything."
"Great!" Mobster said cheerfully. "Now remember, we have to do this stealthily, so no excessively loud noises. We don't want to give away our position.
"Yay!' Joey said, taking another bite out of the kitchen table.
"JOEY!" Serenity said. "Will you please stop eating furniture?"
"Aw man!" Joey said.
CRASH!
Suddenly, right through the wall, Johney Roma drove a huge buss. Plaster still crumbled from the walls and rained down in a shower of dust as the buss door opened.
"I can fix that," Johney said.
"Riiiight," Tea said as she climbed into the bus, suddenly feeling not entirely safe. Everyone else followed her lead, just as uneasily.
"I can't believe the bus survived being driven through a solid wall," Ryo said.
"I won't believe it if we survive this entire trip," said Seto.
"I wish I had a cantaloupe!" Joey said.
"Uh…" Serenity said.
"I get to sit next to the British person!" Mobster said.
"NO PLEASE!" cried Ryo.
"Why don't you the poor man alone this time dear?" Johney asked.
Mobster sighed, sitting in the front seat. Tea and Serenity said next to each other, and the others sat in different seats. What brewed next will cause a soon to be life-or-death experence for our heroes.
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MEANWHILE, AT THE LAIR OF PEGASUS THE NOT-NICE WITCH OF THE WEST! WoOoOoOoOoO!
"-okay everyone! Feel the burn! Feel the burn!" said the blonde and extremely thin woman on the crystal ball. "We only have thirty more push ups to go! Twenty nine, twenty-eight, twenty-seven-"
"OH YEAH!" yelled Pegausus, doing push ups in skin tight sweat pants, a tee-shirt that said 'I Luv Wyoming', sweat bands, and tennis shoes. "I FEEL THE BURN CINDY! I FEEL THE BURN!"
"You're extremely badness," General Fluffa-Pie said, fluttering in, "oh, I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?"
"What is it-uph-General Fluffa-Pie," asked Pegasus, still continuing to do his push ups.
"Recent data from the FBBI (Fuzzy-Bunny-Buereu of Investigation) find it that somehow the five persons have perfectly persued their party past the Pythons," said General Fluffa-Pie.
"General-uph-Fluffa-Pie," said Pegasus, "do you-uph-really think-uph-that I can get-uph-smooth and well-uph-toned abs-uph-if I here-uph-information-uph-that I already know?"
"Shall I send in my troops sir?" General Fluffa-Pie asked.
"No that's-uph-not nessesary," said Pegasus, doing his last push up. "Send in…THE DIMAGIO BROTHERS!"
Suddenly, Pegausus's watch beeped from under his sweat band.
"Oh boy, infamercials!" he cried with joy, picking up the remote and changing the crystal balls channel to channel 75, watching one.
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IN TEA AND SERENITY'S SEAT! WoOoOoOoO!
"So how come everyone call you a friendship witch?" Serenity said. "You haven't been saying many speeches lately."
"It's not my fault," she said. "Okay, I admit it, the script called for more than nessesary. But really, if it wasn't for the STUPID 4Kids, I would have been fine. I mean Anzu was ten times cooler than what I got turned into. All I do is skip around screaming 'friendship' with the others!"
"How come they don't give Yugi and Joey a hard time for all their 'Friendship Orientation'? Serenity asked.
"Cause Yugi's a main character and Joey's stupid," Tea said.
"FRIENDSHIP!" screamed Joey.
"See what I mean?" Tea asked.
"And Anzu's a cooler name too," Serenity said. "Why did 4Kids ditch it and give you the name of a hot beverage and put a little asterics over the 'e'?"
"I don't know," Tea said. "I guess it could be worse. I could have been dubbed Coffea."
IN RYO'S SEAT! WoOoOoOoO!
Ryo found himself sitting next to an elderly gentleman. He had a cane, platinum blonde comb over, and a huge pair of very thick glasses.
"Hello! My name's Ryo Bakura!" Ryo said cheerfully, flashing one of his famous happy smiles.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY PUNK?" the elderly gentleman said violently, turning to Ryo.
"Um…I just said hello," Ryo said.
"DON'T SAY THEM TERRIBLE WORDS!" the elderly gentleman screamed. "I HATE YOU FILTHY TEENAGERS AND YOUR ACID TOUNGES!"
"I'm really sorry if I offended you," Ryo said timidly, shuddering toward the wall of the bus.
"YOU'RE ALL LIKE THAT!" said the bitter elderly. "EVER SINCE THAT HORRIBLE DAY, I'VE NEVER TRUSTED A SINGLE TEENAGER! EVER!"
"Please tell me the story of your rage towards all people from 13 to 19!" Ryo said politely.
"Very well," said the elderly man. "It was in the year 1937…or was it 862…no, wait, it was 1479…bah, anyway, I had just become a man, setting off into the world, with a sack on my back, tics in my socks, and dreams in my head. But I couldn't help wondering why my head was so full, but my heart was so empty…"
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MEANWHILE IN SETO'S SEAT! WoOoOoOoO!
Seto was sitting next to a very dark and mysterious stranger. The odd character was wearing a huge coat, as well as a hat brimmed so wide, you couldn't see his face. However, due to the fact that he had no heart, Seto didn't really care that this gentleman fit the stereotypical features of a true punk.
At that moment, a polyphonic ring that sounded like the theme song to 'Totally Spies' sounded from under the mysterious character's coat. Seto shot the dark figure a very disapproving look, and the figure quickly turned away, pulling out a pink cell-phone with a little Strawberry Shortcake key-chain, flipping it open. On it was a text message:
The time to strike is now. You know what to do.
The mysterious character to a short glance at Seto, who was currently looking away, wondering when he would be able to get off this bus.
Target in sight the mysterious person text messaged back…
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MEANWHILE IN JOEY'S SEAT! WoOoOoOoO!
"-FAAAAAME'S WHAT SHE'S WANTING, YOU CAN'T GO FAR WHEN THAT'S WHO YOU ARE BUT FAAAAAAAME'S WHAT SHE'S WANTING, NOT A FACE IN THE CROWD BUT A DISPOSABLE POP-"
"Ah," said a punk kid wearing a nose ring, shaved off hair, a black, torn shirt, a pair of greasy black jeans, black nail polish, and several chains and body piercings. "I can tell from your horrible singing that you, my son, have the potential to be a completely stupid loser who pumps gas in his adult years."
"How did you know?" Joey asked stupidly.
"Because, my son, I am the master," replied the punk in a very Zen-y voice. "I know the secrets of putrid youth, and I have made it my destiny to stay on this earth to teach all to master its power."
"Oh, great master of putrid youth," Joey said, getting down on his knees in a begging position. "Please, teach me how to be a worthless loser!"
"Well, you already have a good head start," said the loser. "So, my child, your teaching begins! We shall now learn the basics of loserdom Lesson one, chain letters…"
BACK WITH RYO
"-and never have you seen such sparkly rainbows filled with sugar and magical flying ponies," continued the old man. "So, the buttercup pixies played happily in the bliss and shiny stuff, singing show tunes and about happy, fuzzy, sparkly things-"
Ryo's eyes were wide with awe at the beauty of the elderly mans detail of the sheer beauty of this scene.
"UNTIL THEY ALL GOT BOMBED BY NAZI SUBMARINES!" screamed the old man, waving his cane. "And that is what happened on my four hundredth birthday. Or was it fifth? Uh…uh…oh wait, is was my fifth-"
IN MOBSTER'S SEAT
"Doesn't he look wonderful when he's chatting with the elderly?" Mobster asked dreamily to her father, who was driving the bus.
"He's aight," he said.
"Oh come on, he's cute and British!" Mobster said.
"Look kid, I will not allow you to ogle around with any person you just find of the street," Johney said. "It shows a lack of character and a lack of class."
"But isn't that how you met Mom?" Mobster ask.
"Is that the point? No," Johney said. "The point is that I am you father, and I know that it's wrong for you to chase after boys that are much, much older than you. And deep in your heart, you know that too."
"Yeah…now that you mention it…" Mobster said.
"Plus, bride's parents pay for the wedding," Johney said.
"DAD!" Mobster screamed.
"Tellin' it how it is," Johney said.
"So when can I date?" Mobster asked.
"Oh ya know," Johney said. "Basicly, when you're financially independent."
"Great," Mobster said. "That'll be what, forever?"
MEANWHILE WITH JOEY
"-ah, my son," said the putrid youth. "You are very much in tune with the world of ignorance. You are one of the best students this old sensei's seen in a long time."
"Aren't you like, seventeen?" Joey asked, wearing a torn up tee and baggy camo pants with docks.
"My son, the life expectancy of my kind is much shorter," said the putrid youth. "Now then, for your true acceptance into the world of wasted golden years, you must pierce some part of you're body that isn't your ears, or at least do the ears several times."
"What are we gonna use?" Joey asked.
"The ultimate body piecing tool," said the putrid youth, pulling out a hole puncher from his pocket.
"Whoa, cool," Joey said.
MEANWHILE WITH SETO
The two mysterious fools still haven't made any headway on the conversation line, each much to uncaring of the world around them to give a rabid weasels ingrown toenail about the freak sitting next to them. However, they did seem to acknolege each other's existence by occasionally glancing at each other for a second, then turning around. However, the mysterious stranger decided to make the first move.
"Yo buddy," he said. "Your trench coat's on my side of the seat."
"I don't see your name on it," Seto said, not even bothering to give the weirdo figure a single glance.
As Seto said such words, the mysterious figure stood up, and from under his huge trench coat, he pulled out a ray gun. He then fired it at the chair, burning a line to divide the seat in half (giving himself the bigger half), and writing his name on his side.
"Your name's Stephanie?" Seto said.
"Ma wanted a girl," said the mysterious figure.
"I bet," Seto said.
"You're Seto Kaiba, aren't you?" said the freakish figure.
"I don't think it's any of your business," Seto said darkly.
"AREN'T YOU?" the dark figure said, aiming the gun right at Seto's face.
"So what do you care that I am?" Seto snarled, not really caring that he was staring down the throat of a gun.
"Finally," said the mysterious person, putting his gun back in his trench coat. Then, with that, he pulled out a sledge hammer from under it.
"Wait a second," Seto said in realization. "No…you're a-"
"CHARACTER BASHER!" screamed the freaky punk, swinging the sledgehammer right at him. Seto ducked just in time, because the basher completely uprooted the back of the bus seat, stripping off the base and burying into the wall of the bus.
"CHARACTER BASHER!" cried Seto, ducking once again to avoid another blow just in time.
"SWEET MUFFINS, NOT ANOTHER!" Tea cried in fright, grabbing Serenity's wrist. "WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE SERENITY!"
"Character basher?" Serenity asked, but just as she spoke, the character basher threw his sledgehammer at the two in a last ditch attempt to out them. Thankfully, he missed, but he did hit the wall of the bus hard, sending shards of bus stuff flying from where it hit. One managed to graze Serenity's cheek.
"Eep!" she said, not really in any true pain, a tiny dot of blood appearing on her cheek.
"Serenity…"Joey said, tears in his eyes seeing Serenity's far-from-a-million-dollar wound. "He…HE HURT SERENITY! JOEY ANGRY!"
"I'm not really hurt," Serenity said, brushing away the dot of blood.
Unfortunatly, due to seeing his best friend Serenity in any sort of pain, Joey was consumed…BY ULTIMATE RAGE! Everyone knows that when Joey gets really mad, his ultimate rage takes over, and he becomes, completely out of control. His muscles suddenly bulged, his shirt ripped off, and he grew a solid foot, eyes turning bloodshot red.
"YOU MAKE JOEY ANGRY!" Joey said, pointing very angrily at the character basher. "JOEY SMASH!"
And with that, Joey raised his oversized limbs over his head and used them to smash the ground in front of him. This caused a wave of metallic stuff that hit the character basher hard and slammed him into the back of the bus.
"What up?" Mobster asked, pulling a walkman off her ears, not hearing any of the previous.
"That was scary…" Ryo said, cowering in his seat.
"You, my son, have surpassed the teacher," the putrid youth said, bowing to Joey.
"Will you please stop destroying the bus?" Johney asked to everyone in the backseat.
"Whew, that could have gotten ugly," Tea said, wiping the sweat off her brow. "Character bashers are just plain dangerous!"
At that moment, Joey shrank back to his normal, not-that-smart self.
"That was fun!" he said.
However, that probably wasn't a good thing, because the berserk character basher managed to pull himself out of the crater in the back of the bus. His eyes were narrowed to slits, and you could tell he wasn't happy.
"You think you punks can get a few cheap hits off me?" he said in pure rage.
"Yeah, I guess so," Tea said.
"Well, around this part of a city, when you mess with me, you have to mess with my bros too," said the character basher, pulling off his trenchcoat to reveal he was really only fifteen years old, and he wore a black tee shirt with a huge red X scrawled across the words 'Yu-Gi-Oh Characters'.
"HOLY #!" screamed Johney. "He's with the Dimagio Brothers!"
At that moment, crashing through three windows came three more Dimagio Brothers, each one in the teen years, each one equally surly.
"I'm Jeff, and I'm a professional Tea Basher!" screamed an older punk, wearing a black tee shirt with a huge red X over the words 'Tea Gardner/Anzu Masaki'.
"I'm Marcus, and I'm a professional Kaiba Basher!" screamed a kid a tad bit younger than the first, wearing a black tee shirt with a huge red X over 'Seto Kaiba'.
"And I'm Ted, and I'm a professional Joey Basher!" screamed the last hulking teenager, wearing a 'My Little Pony' tee shirt.
"Uh…" Tea said, pointing to the 'My Little Pony' tee.
"MY COOL T-SHIRT'S IN THE WASH!" yelled the basher.
"And what kind of Basher are you?" Serenity asked the character basher in the back.
"I'm Stephanie, I pretty much hate them all," said Stephanie.
"Come on!" Serenity said. "Deep in your hearts, I think you know you're being foolish. Can't we just talk this over and discuss the many stereotype views attached to our characters with a little explanation?"
"WE'RE GOING TO KICK YOU'RE SISSY BUTTS!" Ted screamed.
"YEEEEEEK!" Ryo screamed, not wanting to die.
"DARN YOU FILTHY DOGS!" screamed Mobster at the fiendish fiends. "The only way you'll get me and/or my British person is when you drag our dead bodies out of this bus!"
"And how do you plan to escape?" Jeffrey said.
"Say hello…to Ol' Betsy," said Mobster, pulling out a violin case.
"Oh God! Not that!" Johney said, quickly turning up the radio.
"AAAHH! You can't have a gun!" Ryo cried.
"You're only twelve!" Tea cried. "You're much too young to be carrying around killing machines!"
"Who said Ol' Betsy was a gun?" said Mobster, opening up the violin case and pulling out…a violin.
"Oh yeah, we're really scared of a string instrument," said Stephanie.
"Obviously you've never heard her play," said Johney. "If any of you have hearing aides, I suggest you turn them off now."
"Why?" Serenity asked.
"Do what the man says Serenity," Tea said, covering her ears.
"THROUGH THE DARK-NESS, I CAN SEEEE YOU'RE LIIIIIIIGHT," Mobster sang, playing her violin of doom. "AND YOU WILL ALWAYS SHIIIIIINE, AND I CAN FEEL YOU'RE HEAAAAAAART IN MIIIIIIINE, YOU'RE FACE I'VE MEM-OR-IZED, I IDOLIZE JUST YOU-"
To say that Mobster's singing sounded like a chorus of dying dogs howling on a four way intersection with a dozen tractor trailers zooming on it would be an insult to the dogs, the tractor trailers, and the four way intersection. One thing was for sure, here singing was so horrible it was a miracle the CIA wasn't swooping down and removing her vocal chords by force. However, it did work. The Dimagio brothers were writhing in terrible pain at the receiving end of the horrible music.
"GET OUT OF HERE!" Johney screamed over Mobster's terrible singing. "SHE'LL DISTRACT THEM. GET OUT OF THE BUS NOW! SHE CAN'T SING THIS BADLY FOR VERY LONG!"
Seto didn't need to be told twice. He was heading right for the door, not wanting to spend another moment on the bus of fools. Of course, we can't make it that easy for him, can we? No, of course we can't. He was stopped right in the middle of the aisle by a well placed telekinetic force field.
"And just where do you think you're going?" Ms. Fuzzy-Kins asked, sitting in a seat right next to where Seto crashed.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?" Seto asked in pure rage at being beat once again by a cuddly plush toy.
"The same thing I've always wanted you to do," Ms. Fuzzy-Kins said. "The right thing."
"What the BEEP are you talking about?" Seto asked.
"Ahem, language," Ms. Fuzzy Kins said. "I don't talk sailor."
"What do you mean?" Seto asked between his teeth.
"Better," Ms. Fuzzy-Kins said. "I can't believe you. These people were nice enough to let you into their house, give you something to eat and a place to rest, and risk their lives to get you and your…I'm not going to say friends because I know that annoys you, out of the city. And this is how you want to thank them? By just walking out and not even caring what happens despite the fact that you know how to stop all this?"
"What are you talking about?" Seto said, pretending he didn't know what she was talking about.
"FYI, you're a bad lier," Ms. Fuzzy-Kins said.
"What makes you think I'd do something that…MATURE?" Seto asked.
"If you can't do this one little thing, what makes you think you'd deserve your heart back?" Ms. Fuzzy-Kins asked.
"I HATE YOU!" Seto screamed, knowing he was caught.
"You'll thank me for this latter," Ms. Fuzzy-Kins.
Seto muttered darkly to himself, but went into another seat and quickly opened the window.
"Seto, this book is rated PG!" Serenity said. "I don't think it's high enough for you to jump out a window!"
"I hoped I would never have to use this whistle," he said, pulling out a little 'Hello Kitty' whistle out of his pocket. With that, he took in a huge gasp of air, and blew the whistle. No sound came out of it. It was totally silent.
"Um, I don't think that helped." Ryo said, quickly getting out of his seat to avoid the bad singing.
"Oh, it worked…unfortunately…" Seto said. "It's frequencies are too high to be heard by the human ear. Instead, it calls something else…half human…half…darkness…."
However, as if that wasn't bad enough, Mobster collapsed with exhaustion, not being able to sing and play music any worse any longer. She fainted backward toward our heroes.
"Mobster!" Ryo cried, quickly pulling her out of the way as a huge sledgehammer nearly crushed her.
"So, you tried to out the Dimagio brothers?" said a very angry Stephanie, along with the others, recovering from the horrible singing. "Well, now you all die! EVERYONE ON THIS BUS!"
"I can't believe this is the end!" Tea said. "Us and all these poor people!"
"I hope you all know, you've been the best friends I ever had!" Serenity cried.
"I agree with Serenity!" Ryo said, tears in his eyes. "Thank you all for stopping my dark side and not caring that I'm a whimp!"
"Thank you all for your support during my long battle with hydrophobia so I could eventually become strong in body and mind and swim across the English Channel!" Joey cried.
"You're being stupid again Mutt!" Seto yelled.
CRASH!
"HALT VILLIAN!"
All five looked up to see another window broken, and in it's frame stood a fifteen year old girl wearing a heroic looking pair of purple knee-high boots, purple gloves and a purple skirt with matching cape and a midriff tee that had a huge red heart with 'Yu-Gi-Oh Characters' in the middle of it.
"Again with destroying all the windows!" Johney said.
"You, my friends, must let all of these innocent bystanders alone!" demanded the girl in a very heroic voice, "or so face the wrath of…FAN GIRL!"
"'Half human, half darkness'?" Serenity asked.
"Maybe I was exadurating a little bit," Seto said.
"Ha! You're too late Fan Girl!" said Ted. "We're going to kill everyone on this bus, and there's nothing one little girl like you can do to stop us!"
"Never underestimate the power of little girls!" said Fan Girl "Why, just five seconds ago, you were cowering in the fear of a twelve year old in a violin. BUT NO MATTER! It will now be my duty to kick the crud out of your basher butts!"
"And how to you plan to do that?" Marcus said challengingly.
"ASSEMBLE MY YU-GI-OH FAN ARMY!" screamed Fan Girl heroically.
"TEA FAN!" said another super hero girl, breaking another window, with pink instead of purple, and a huge heart around 'Tea Gardner/ Anzu Masaki'.
"JOEY FAN!" screamed another girl after another window crash, her outfit in green, and huge heart around 'Joey Wheeler/ Katsuya Jonouchi'.
There was a small pause, as if waiting for something to happen.
"Have any of you seen Manda?" Tea Fan asked the others.
"YEEE! YOU'RE SO CUTE!" screamed a girl in blue, hugging Seto.
"MANDA!" Fan Girl screamed. "GET OVER HERE!"
"But can't I just-" Seto Fan started.
"NO!" the other three screamed.
Seto Fan muttered darkly to herself, walking to the other three.
"And that's why I hate to blow the whistle…" Seto growled angrily to himself.
"Hey, where's Serenity Fan and Ryo Fan?" Serenity asked.
"Serenity Fan's at a wedding and Ryo Fan's out sick," Joey Fan said.
"ENOUGH OF THIS!" Stephanie screamed. "WE'RE GOING TO BEAT THE UTTER CRUD OUT OF YOU!"
A FEW MINUTES AND SEVERAL PUNCHES LATTER
"Darn, they kicked the crud out of us," said Marcus, being tied up by Tea Fan.
"Well, looks like our work here is done!" Joey Fan said.
"Thank you so much Fan Girl…even though you destroyed a lot of my bus…" Johney Roma said.
"Is there any way we can thank you?" Tea asked.
"Just tried not to get dubbed any worse in the Anime!" Fan Girl said with a salute.
"We will!" Ryo said.
"Here's my number," Joey Fan said, giving Joey a piece of paper, which he promptly ate.
"Liz…" Seto Fan said.
"FAREWELL!" Fan Girl cried, her and the other three jumping out of the bus window and flying into the sunrise.
"What'd I miss?" Mobster said, suddenly regaining conciousness.
"Well, here we are," said Johney Roma, hitting (literally) a huge sign that said 'City Limits'. "I need to go to see if my insurance covers character bashers and fan girls."
"Uh, thanks," Serenity said. "Hey Tea! If you hate your job so much, wanna come along with us?"
"Sorry," Tea said. "Until a better day comes, I'm stuck here, helping others until Summer Vacation ends or I get fired."
"Thank you all so much for your help!" Ryo said, hopping out of the bus.
"See you!" Serenity said, picking up Ms. Fuzzy-Kins and hopping out of the bus.
"I love you!" Joey said, jumping out a window.
"Uh…thanks…" Seto said, trying to be nice-ish as he walked off the bus.
"I'm gonna miss those weirdoes," Johney said.
"Bye guys!" Mobster said. "Hey look! The plushie left us a wad of cash as a tip! COOL!"
"Farewell my son…" said the putrid youth, sitting down. "There goes the next of the masters…"
"Wanna hear why I hate teenagers?" the old man asked.
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End chapter!
That was such a fun chapter to write! I don't know why…but I'm weird that way!
Lets see…I don't own any of the following:
'Fame' by SR71
Strawberry Shortcake
Hello Kitty
'Your Still You' by Josh Groban
Okay, a look at the next chapter!
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"Maybe this will give us some answers," Serenity said, flipping open the journal on top of the PS2, "like why we're being kidnapped here and how come everyone who comes here has never been seen again…"
I kidnap people who are lured into my lair so I can do radical, unethical bio-experiments on them! read a particularly odd part of the page Serenity turned to. If the testing fails, I simply erase there memory and transport them to a random condo in Niagara, where they are never seen again!
"Well, that answers one question, but what kind of unethical bio-testing is being performed?" Serenity asked, flipping to another page.
My unethical bio-experiment is to see if the human personality can be transferred to another human! Unfortunatly, all have failed to date, and people grow extra appendages or start speaking fluent Swahili! another passage read.
"Well that answers another question, but who on Earth did this?" Serenity asked, turning to another page.
I totally did this! the passage read.
"Well, that doesn't quite answer my qu-" Serenity started, but then she turned around, and seeing that Joey once again found a way to kill himself in the stupidest way possible.
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See you next Friday!
