"I want to be young and wild, then I want to be middle aged and rich, then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf."

-Rowan Atkinson as 'Blackadder'

Words to live by!

Now for the super cool and super nice people who reviewed me!

Gothangelmyu

Behold, I have updated much soonly!

I can't believe how many people loved this chapter! I got so many reviews on it. Though I'm glad all is forgiven! And I'm also glad your back for another round! I hope this one is just as randomly funny as the last! MUA HA HA HA! Uh, and enjoy!

OnixMage

Thank you! Awesomly cool name!

Broken and Bleeding

I hope you have your sister's permission…

Anyway, total thank yous for liking this story and taking the time to review it! Hope you and/or Broken and Bleeding comes along again!

An Unknown Someone

I would never make the gang suffer the horror of facing against 4Kids. If I did, I would have to jack this story's rating to R.

I really don't hate 4Kids, but it would be nice if they left all the cool stuff in the show in, not fill up the 'picture tells the story' spots with dialoge, and…actually say the word 'die' once in a while. I mean really.

Anyway, glad you liked it! Please come back!

Mizz-Serenity-Wheeler

Great to see you again! Whazup?

The Fan Girls, while being very cool characters, do have a sort of frightening weirdness surrounding them. I won't ask why, I don't know either.

Ouch, flu, not fun. Still, scooters are fun, so I can understand. And still, missing school, even if you are sick, is kind of fun too. Less fun than a party, but much more fun than sitting through Algebra with a sub.

Hope you like this chapter tons and tons! Really, I do.

Anyway…Can't wait to see you again!

Funky Egyptian

Wow, I never expected anyone to actually smash their computer…

Don't worry, I'm used to semi-late reviews. I get them as late as the Thursday night before I put up my story.

I'm glad you liked the bashers VS fan girls. I'm a tiny bit (okay a BIG bit) of a fan girl for Yu-Gi-Oh, and I can't stand bashers. I respect the fact that some people don't like characters on Yu-Gi-Oh, but when the actually make characters like Tea get run over by a bus, then get back up again to get hit by a bigger bus…it just seems wrong.

Actually, the 'live your life' thingit came from a billboard sign outside a church in my many travels across the rural state. I fell in love with it so much, I took it as one of the quotes from my infinite(ish) wisdom! Feel free to use it!

Okay, I get three guesses right? Um…uh…hm…em…I GOT IT! YOU'RE A MARIK FANGIRL!

(Keke) kidding! I didn't plan on having a lot of Yugi in this story, but I shall see what I can do! Promise.

Hope you like the nexty updatesy!

Serenity-yugioh-fan05

Writer's block totally blows. I feel your pain.

Of course I missed you! oO,Oo I haven't seen any of you lately! Sorry if I'm freaking you out.

Anyway, can't wait to see your update, and I hope you come back soon!

TwinSanity

Woah…that was an awesome story! You should make a fanfic based on that!

I don't mean I'm glad Mani got hurt (in fact, I'm not happy! Point out that drunken loser, and the flying, fuzzy bunnies are…ahem, going to run a little errand…), I just think it's a cool little story.

HAVE I MENTIONED HOW GREAT IT IS THAT YOU'RE BACK? Yay! Go Mani, Go Mena, Go Toli, Go Jesselda…

Uh, sorry. GUESS WHAT I WAS EATING!

Yugi Fan! I love it! Even if sugar-highness is involved!

Well, I can't wait to see you guys stop by again! And if you thought last chapter was good…keh, you'll love this!

Philsorapter

Cool! You came back!

Oh…do tell. What happened? The thing is, quite recently, I got rejected from drama club for being 'not good enough for a lead part, and the minor parts go to the better looking players'. Well, I don't know about the better looking part…

But anyway, if your spirits are down, it's my job to shoot them back up. So…I MADE THIS CHAPTER EXTRA CRAZY FOR YOU! Hope you enjoy it, and hope hope hope you feel better!

Sniff…I miss KaiMai…

Onto the craziness!

CHAPTER THIRTEEN

If I Only Had a Switcharoo

"So now where are we?" Ryo asked, as our four very peculiar adventurers found themselves walking through another woodland forest upon the yellow brick road.

"I don't know, and I also don't know what's taking us so long to find Rhinestone City," Seto said darkly.

"What's Rhinestone City?" Serenity asked.

"The capital of Cuz, duh!" Seto said. "Jeez."

"Hey tooth fairy, you seem really mad today!" Joey observed.

"Uh, Joey?" Serenity said. "He's always mad."

"Oh, yeah," Joey said.

"So, back to the original question," Ryo said. "Where are we going next?"

"Happyland!" Joey said. "People love Happyland so much, once they go there, they never come back!"

There was a very awkward three second silence.

"Well…that's unnerving…" Ryo said.

"Joey, have you ever thought the people who go to Happyland don't come back because they're…"

"They're what?" Joey asked.

"Well…ya know…they're…" Serenity said uneasily.

"Stupid?" Joey asked.

"Well, sort of," Serenity said.

"Stuck inside a car?" Joey kept asking. "Susan B. Anthoney? In need of MRIs? Wearing false eyelashes? Really the Red Barron? Nose pickers? Single? Patting their tummy and rubbing their head at the same t-"

"DEAD YOU MORON!" Seto screamed.

Ryo screamed.

"Oh, yeah right Tooth Fairy!" Joey said. "What do you think I am? Shtoopid?"

"Yes Mutt, very" Seto said.

"Wow! Look at that!" Serenity cried, pointing to a large building.

The building was absolutely gigantic, and it contrasted the forest around it immensely. It was made of shiny chrome that made it look like a huge mirror, and little satellite dishes were spinning around at the top of it. There was a huge slide door in the front, and, unfortunately, the yellow brick road was going right through it.

"Oh dear," Ryo said. "Something tells me what's coming up next isn't going to be fun."

"Oh boy! Santa's workshop!" Joey said.

"No you moron!" Seto said. "This defiantly has the look of a laboratory that practices very mysterious and highly unethical bio/chemo/mechanical testing."

"Uh…how do you know?" Serenity asked.

"Do you want to know?" Seto asked.

"No, no, it's okay," Serenity said. "Well, if there's any time to proceed with caution, it's now. Got that guys?"

The others nodded in fright, in rage, and in stupidity.

"Alright, let's go then," Serenity said, and all four walked in.

As the sliding door opened, the room they walked into wasn't really that impressive. It consisted of blank, steely gray walls, and four open doorways, one at the north wall, one at the south, which was the one they entered, one on the east wall, and one on the west.

"Wow, this place is creepy," Ryo said. "Truth be told, I was expecting, I don't know, weird gadgets or something."

"This has to be a trick," Seto said.

"You're always so suspicious," Serenity said. "Maybe it's abandoned."

"Or maybe everyone got abducted by lump monkeys from space!" Joey said.

"Um…Joey, just what did you eat this morning?" Serenity asked. "Was there led paint in that furniture?"

"WOO! SHINEY!" Joey said, running through the east end doorway for no good reason at all, except those that exist in his warped little mind.

"Joey! Stop!" Serenity said, making the very bad mistake of trying to chase after him, despite the fact that he saw a shiny object.

"Joey! Serenity!" Ryo cried in fright. "Don't go down there! We need to stay to-"

But before he could say another word, a huge, metal door suddenly spurted out of the side of the east end doorway, completely sealing of Serenity and Joey from Ryo and Seto.

"I think we can safely define that as bad," Ryo said, trying to contain his terror.

"Gee, ya think?" Seto said sarcastically as the other three doors completely sealed themselves off as well, and the lights went off.

"I'M SCARED OF THE DARK!" a pair of Ryo eyes against a completely black background screamed.

"Yeah, great, that's just perfect," the Seto eyes said sarcastically.

"How are we going to get out of here?" the Ryo eyes asked.

"Well, first, we can't panic," Seto eyes said. "If there's one thing that causes problems its panic."

"Seto, your eyes are blue right?" Ryo eyes asked.

"You're freaking me out Ryo," Seto eyes said, narrowing angrily.

"No, it's just that behind you, there's a pair of eyes that are in very narrow, very angry looking slits," Ryo eyes said.

Seto eyes looked over to see there was indeed a very angry looking pair of eyes staring back at him, almost growling with anger.

"Huh, so there are," Seto eyes said.

"Can we panic now?" Ryo eyes asked.

"Sure, okay," said the Seto eyes, and the two both screamed at the top of their lungs. Then they were both knocked out.

"Well, that was easy," the evil eyes said.

ooo

MEANWHILE WITH SERENITY AND JOEY! WoOoOoOoO!

"Yay!" Joey said, picking up his prize that he had hunted down. "Shiny dime!"

"Joey! Are you al-" Serenity started, but for the eleventh time, she tripped on her platforms and fell flat on her face. "-are you alright?" she said panting, pulling herself along until she made it to Joey.

"SHINY DIME!" Joey said, showing Serenity the dime.

"Yeah, that's really nice Joey," Serenity said, pulling her bruised body to a standing position. "Okay then, now we just need to get back to Ryo and Seto, and find our way out of this dump. That can't be too hard, right?"

"Don't you always say 'That can't be too hard, right?', but it somehow ends up being too hard?" Joey said.

"Well, today's a new day," Serenity said, not quite sure how Joey realized that. "Okay, so we just need to…Oh my…"

She turned back to the doorway, only to see the metal wall had shut them out.

"This is terrible!" Serenity said. "Ryo and Seto were back there! They could be in trouble!"

"OH NO!" Joey said. "Ryo bakes awesome cookies and pasta dishes! Plus if the Tooth Fairy is in trouble, how will good little children who get their teeth punched out get huge wads of cash?"

"Uh…" Serenity said.

"DON'T WORRY RYO AND THE TOOTH FAIRY! I'LL SAVE YOU!" Joey said, but instead, he ran headfirst into a wall, and it turned out to be one of the few that didn't completely break when he did.

"Come on Joey," Serenity said, pulling Joey out of the wall, then finding another door for the both of them to go through on the search for their two comrades.

ooo

BACK WITH THE OTHER TWO! WoOoOoOoO!

We find our two losers, ahem, heroes, on the floor, still completely unconscious, but still alive.

"Huh…wha…" Seto said, slowly coming too. "Oh man…I must have taken quite a fall…my head hurts so much…I wonder what happened to-"

Suddenly, he gasped to himself.

"RYO!" he cried in terror, looking over to the other side of the room to see our favorite British person lying unconscious on the ground. "Oh, you poor little British person! You've never hurt anyone! What…are you…"

Huge tears welled up in Seto's eyes.

"WAAAAAAAAAAH!" he cried. "SOMEONE KILLED HIM! OH RYO! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A TERRIBLE THING?"

"Ugh, what's going on?" Ryo said, his British accent in a much more angry tone. "Oh god, what's wrong with you, you sniveling little twit?"

"I…thought you were dead…" Seto said, tears still in his eyes.

Ryo then punched Seto.

"WAAAAAAA!" Seto cried.

"OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" he screamed, brushing himself off as he got up. "You are, quite possibly, the most annoying thing that I have ever had the displeasure of being part of my l-"

Just then, Ryo realized he was brushing off a sweater.

"What?" he said in shock. "A JUMPER? Who in their right mind would wear something as gaudy and stupid as a jumper? It's cutsie! It's pathetic! It's nothing more than a generic label with no sense of individual flourish or style!"

Seto looked down at himself for a second. Then, he looked back up right into Ryo's eyes.

"Why am I wearing a dress?" he asked Ryo.

With one yank, Ryo tore off the sweater and threw it off himself. The poor outer garmet landed right on Seto's face.

"Hand over that trench coat!" Ryo demanded.

"What's the magic word?" Seto asked.

"HAND OVER THE TRENCH COAT OR I'LL TEAR OFF YOUR ARMS AND LEGS ONE BY FILTHY ONE…please," Ryo said.

"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" Seto cried, handing over the trench coat.

Ryo tore the trench coat out of his hands and quickly jammed his arms down the sleeves as Seto peeled the sweater off his neck.

"Ryo?" Seto asked politely. "May I try on your sweater…please?"

"Whatever," Ryo said darkly. "Finally, I feel like an individual person, not some stupid, crybaby, daisy picking freak!"

"I feel cuddly!" Seto said with the sweater on.

"Okay, that's it!" Ryo yelled angrily. "Something defiantly isn't right here! You're supposed to be the negative, wicked, aggressive, unkind, heartless jerk that so many people know and love/hate!"

"Oh yeah…" Seto said. "I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS SO MEAN TO YOU GUYS!"

Ryo slapped him.

"YOU'RE SO UNKIND!" Seto cried in pain.

"I cannot believe I was ever such a baby!" Ryo said. "Okay, that's it, we're finding whoever did this, and give him or her the worst physical and mental beating of their sad, lonely lives! Hopefully we won't run into the mutt or whatshername-"

"Can't we just leave and not provoke any further problems?" Seto asked sweetly.

Ryo raised his hand.

"PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!" Seto screamed in fright.

"I'll do it later," Ryo said. "Now how the utter heck are we going to get out of here?"

ooo

Serenity and Joey had just found themselves in another room that was supposed to have an entrance to the room our two fools have gotten themselves locked into. Even thought the metal security walls were still down, the room was full of various items including a home computer system, a PS2, a 'Hello Kitty' alarm clock, a Barney journal, a Barbie sleeping bag, a thirty-eight inch plasma TV, and a bunch of random power cords strung every which way.

"This is obviously some kind of living space," Serenity said, walking around and taking a good look at the room.

"OH BOY! TV!" Joey said, sitting down and turning on the plasma TV, which was automatically set to a channel that had 'Sesame Street' on it.

"Maybe this will give us some answers," Serenity said, flipping open the journal on top of the PS2, "like why we're being kidnapped here and how come everyone who comes here has never been seen again…"

I kidnap people who are lured into my lair so I can do radical, unethical bio-experiments on them! read a particularly odd part of the page Serenity turned to. If the testing fails, I simply erase there memory and transport them to a random condo in Niagara, where they are never seen again!

"Well, that answers one question, but what kind of unethical bio-testing is being performed?" Serenity asked, flipping to another page.

My unethical bio-experiment is to see if the human personality can be transferred to another human! Unfortunately, all have failed to date, and people grow extra appendages or start speaking fluent Swahili! another passage read.

"Well that answers another question, but who on Earth did this?" Serenity asked, turning to another page.

I totally did this! the passage read.

"Well, that doesn't quite answer my qu-" Serenity started, but then she turned around, and seeing that Joey once again found a way to kill himself in the stupidest way possible.

"Joey…" Serenity said in horror, seeing just what Joey was doing, "…put…the cords…down…"

"Mmm, Spaghetti!" Joey said, holding up a ball of electric cords about thirty centimeters thick, about to take a huge bite out of them.

"Joey, NO!" Serenity screamed. "Those are electric cords! If you bite into them, you'll be doused in ten billion volts of pure, unfiltered electricity!"

"Pfft, yeah right," Joey said.

Serenity knew that this was one of the many times that Joey wouldn't listen to logic, which has caused many episodes of chaos in the past, as you have seen. So, dumbing herself down on many levels, Serenity quickly thought up a ploy to keep Joey away from the highly dangerous electronic equipment.

"LOOK! A DUCKY!" she cried.

"Where?" Joey said, dropping the cords.

"Uh…next to the metal door things!" Serenity said, pointing to the barriers that held Ryo and Seto. "It's invisible! You can't see it!"

"DUCKY!" Joey said, charging into the metal door, slamming into and causing a huge dent. Still determined to catch the ducky, Joey tried harder to slam through the door, causing another huge dent.

"Uh, you can stop Joey, I was kind of lying to you," Serenity said, but Joey kept slamming into the door over and over and over again anyway.

Serenity sighed. It seemed like everything Joey did somehow inflicts bodily harm to him in the end.

ooo

"What the-" Ryo said, watching as Joey's huge dents kept appearing in the side of the wall that held him and Seto captive.

"AAAAAAHH! IT'S SOMETHING THAT WANTS TO KILL US!" Seto screamed in horror, cowering behind Ryo.

"You sissy-boy!" Ryo said in pure annoyance. "If were going to die, at least die with a little pride!"

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Seto screamed again.

"Seto-"

"THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS IN LIFE I HAVEN"T GOTTEN TO EXPERIENCE!"

"You're annoying me!"

"I'LL NEVER FIND OUT IF I'M RELATED TO JIMMY NEUTRON!"

"Stoppit-

"OH, I'LL NEVER HAVE A DATE, I'LL NEVER BE MARRIED, I'LL NEVER GO TO THE PROM OR BE OF LEGAL DRINKING AGE OR OF LEGAL AGE TO WATCH A MOVIE RATED R OR VOTE OR RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF BASKIN AND ROBINS OR EVEN BE ABLE TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE VARIOUS FURNITURE OUT OF MACRAME!"

SMACK!

Ryo slapped him.

"YOU DISGUST ME!" Ryo yelled angrily.

"Sorry," Seto said, just as the wall burst down, and Joey was standing in the cloud of smoke and rubble, and light streamed into the very dark room

"I can't believe it!" Seto said. "I see the light! The light…it's so beautiful…"

"YOU IDIOT, IT'S THE STUPID MUTT!" said Ryo.

"Woo, shiny!" Joey said for no good reason.

"Oh, now you've gone and done it!" Serenity said. "Joey, why do you constantly have to cause so much property da-AAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Serenity screamed in shock to see Ryo in Seto's trench coat and Seto in Ryo's sweater. And also to see Seto's eyes filled with tears and Ryo's eyes down cast in a very displeased scowl.

"Because he's a stupid mutt, and it's his job to destroy and annoy?" Ryo said in a very agitated voice, very much unlike the Ryo we know and love.

"Serenity! Joey! You're alright!" Seto cried with relief.

"The unethical bio-testing!" Serenity said. "Someone preformed unethical bio-testing on you to switch you're personalities!"

"And how do you know that?" Ryo asked.

"I read it in this journal," Serenity said. "That's why all of the people who come to Happyland mysteriously disappear. They're sent to condos in Niagara with their memories erased! They think they've lived there all of there lives, and don't know that they've had radical experiments conducted upon them!"

"But how come this unethical bio-testing is done on them in the first place?" Seto asked.

Suddenly, all the lights turned off.

"NOT AGAIN!" the Seto eyes screamed.

"Calm down, just stay calm," Serenity eyes said. "Nothing good comes from panicking."

"Actually, in confession, when we didn't panic, we got our personalities switched, so I guess it's one of those common misconceptions," Ryo said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Joey screamed. "JOEY NO LIKES THE DARK!"

"OH FOR CRYING!" Ryo screamed. However, one by one, he, then Serenity, then Seto, then Joey got knocked out.

"Hmm," said the captor. "Now how can I have fun with this?"

ooo

Joey was the first to awaken from being knocked out. He found himself lying on a cold floor in a dimly lit room, behind steel cold iron bars. The other three were also there, but they were still completely knocked out.

"What…happened…" he asked himself in horror. "Why am I…here? Why am I so scared? What's going on?"

Then, it all hit him at once.

"OH NO! That radical bio-testing that Serenity talked about! SOMEONE DID IT TO ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

"Oh, shut up already!" Serenity said irritably, getting up, rubbing the back of her head in pain where she got knocked out. "You're giving me a headache you sissy!"

"S-Serenity?" Joey asked in fright. "You too?"

"Yes, I guess my personality did get switched! So what?" she said. "At least I'm not crying like a baby like you are!"

"Oh no!" Joey cried. "If we got Seto and Ryo's personalities, than Seto and Ryo got ours!"

"Well, duh!" Serenity said sarcastically.

"Oh, this is extremely far from good," Joey said, crawling along the stone cold floor to Ryo's limp form, shaking it.

"Ryo," Joey said timidly. "A-are you okay?"

"Huh?" Ryo said, slowly getting up and rubbing the back of his head. "Joey? Yeah, it's alright, I'm okay…hey, something's not-"

He got a good look of Serenity with an angry scowl and Joey who was cowering in fear now that Ryo was awake.

"Okay, let me guess, unethical bio-testing?" he said.

"Okay, So Ryo got Serenity's personality," Joey said. "So that means-"

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

Seto was banging his head on the floor.

"Typical," Ryo said.

"Is it Sunday yet?" Seto asked, temporarily stopping trying to give himself a head injury.

"HE GOT THE STUPID MUTTS PERSONALITY!" Serenity yelled angrily.

"Holy crud! It's the Easter Bunny!" Seto cried, pointing to Serenity.

"Alright Ryo," Serenity said. "Hand over the trench coat!"

"Hand over the plushie!" Ryo demanded, and so they did a quick trade off.

"Ms. Fuzzy-Kins!" Ryo said, hugging her.

"Individuality!" Serenity said, throwing it on her.

"FEAR!" Joey cried in fright.

"Lollypops!" Seto said.

Suddenly, from the other end of the room, there was a very long and very painful scream coming from behind the door.

"Are any of you blood type B positive?" called a voice from behind it.

"Sorry, A," Ryo said.

"AB," Serenity said dangerously.

"Uh, A again," Joey said in panic.

"Q?" Seto asked in confusion.

"There's no such thing as a blood type Q!" the evil voice said.

"Well, he's an idiot!" Serenity called. "But he's only this way because you did you're stupid bio-testing on us! I swear, when we get out of here, I'm suing you for all you're worth!"

"Oh, you'll never get out of here," the evil voice said. "You are now in my power. I, the sultan of suffering, the king of causing pain, the supreme ruler of a land where only darkness dwells, and human suffering hails across the land!"

With that, the door opened, and there stood the most horrible, evil, fiendish fiend any of our heroes have ever seen! They were captured by-

"THE DARK LORD, CHUCKLES, THE SILLY PIGGY!" Chuckles said.

The others stared in disbelief.

"Ducky!" Seto said.

"This is…odd," Ryo said.

ooo

Whoa, that came out of nowhere!

Anyway, I do not own PS2, Susan B. Anthoney, the Red Baron, Santa's workshop, Barnie, Barbie, or Baskin Robins.

And especially not Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy. The idea to use him in this story came from an anonymous reviewer named…I don't know…

Anyway, I lack any good things to say, except that was probably the weirdest chapter I have ever wrote! I giggle at the thought of Ryo kicking butt…and Seto being a moron? Come on people, we all saw this coming!

Now…a premiere of the next one!

Oh wait, I do have something good to say. HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY ONE AND ALL!

ooo

"We've got to get out of here!" Ryo said, gripping the bars.

"Ah yes Ryo," Serenity said. "We'll just politely ask to be excused, pack up our things and go! Or maybe we could hook up a ride with a couple aliens!"

"Don't worry everyone!" Joey said. "I have…A CUNNING PLAN!"

"Huh?" Ryo asked.

But Ryo's question was soon answered. Taking up a small rock, in the dirt of the floor, Ryo outlined every aspect of his incredibly cunning plan, from the second it started, to the moment it would end!

ooo

Sorry, that one's bad and short, but still, the next chapter I think you will find very amusing…trust me.

Same time next week, then?