A/N: Sleepy... Must... write... fanfic... BLEH! So tired. Yeah, I know I don't update often, but I'm now running two fanfics at the same time. (stupid, bishieluver, stupid!) So now I have to type some of this before I pass out in exhaustion. I refuse to write another disclaimer. If you think I own this, then you're stupid. The owner happens to be dead. So HA! If I own this, I'm a ghost an I'm haunting YOU!

Chapter 3: we're thinking...

Terra settled back onto her pillows, allowing Gandalf to speak. He paused for a moment after removing his hand from her mouth, stroking his beard as though out of habit before speaking.

Thus come we to my current situaton. All of that had happened to me. And I would just like t point out that none of this was my idea or fault. I blame the system! Why, you ask? Err, um, I don't know who else to blame, heheh. So anyways, back to Gandalf and me, him stroking his beard, and me, willing the curtains to a firey death.

"Your situation is unique, however, I wish you to keep that which you told me between us alone. Do not mention this, even to Lord Elrond. events must remain, or they could undo the very fabic of time and throw not just our world, but all the worlds into chaos," he said.

I nodded, in silent agreement. I wasn't sure why I had blurted all that out. It was slightly out of character for me. But then, blind panic does things like that for you. I sat thoughtfully in silence as Gandalf allowed me to think on what he had said. On the other hand, perhaps Gandalf needed to know. At the very least, I would have one ally in the come years, if I didn't fall through another hole in the ground and land in a new world, or by some chance return to mine. In a way, I sort of hoped I would stay here, at least for a time.

Finally, Gandalf stood. Feeling that I was supposed to, I sat up and turned my hips till my legs were hanging of the edge of the bed. He smiled and walked uot the door, allowing me to slowly make my way to the wash basin nearby. Screw Elrond's orders, I had to get up or I would go crazy.

That is, till she tripped over something because her total concentration was on staying upright. Falling forwards with a shreik that could've shattered glass, she landed with wide eyes and a dull thud.

"What the flying shnark was that!" she snarled. She turned around around to see the rug had flipped up a corner and tripped her. Scowling as I stood again, I muttered under my breath about conspiracies, elves, and scheming wizards. Just as I regained my feet, a dark-haired whirlwind slammed through my door, across the two feet that separated us, and swept me off my feet. No, not in the flutter-my-eyelashes-and-sigh-happily way, either. The holy-crap-somebody-just-slammed-into-me-they-must-have-a-death-wish way.

I opened my eyes to... THE EVIL TWIN TERROR NUMBER 7.84! Why 7.84, you ask? I don't know, I just wanted to be different. For those of you wondering, evil twin terror number 7.84 is Elladan.(Henceforth refered to as ETT# 7.84) Just so you don't get confuzzled. I do. I get confuzzled a lot. Then I start to ramble. Ramble ramble ramble. Hey, that'd make a great song! It'd be perfect with the conga!

What I didn't know was that at some point in time I had stopped thinking and started speaking aloud. Then started to go around the room doing the conga. And then there was the little matter of the staring. Oh yes, lot of staring. Especially since evil twin terror number 5.79 (now refered to as ETT# 5.79), aka Elrohir, was standing at the door, also staring. Stare, stare, stare. Fun stuff.

Anyways, back to the present. So, I was doing the conga, and they were staring, and I froze, realizing that I was not only dancing, but also singing the ramble song for no apparent reason. Then I remembered I didn't care, and continued dancing. Hurray for that.

"Hey, ya wanna do the conga with me?" I asked. I'm not quite sure why I was all giddy, but hey, I was having fun.

They were giving me THE LOOK. Now, I would like to point out that THE LOOK stopped having an effect on me the first time me and my friends ran around a mall together in umbrella hats with stickers that said, 'Mommy's little helper,' and, 'I know my ABC's.' May I mention the fact that we were like fifteen at the time? Yeah. We made lots of people smile. (1)

ETT# 7.84 stood up and tried to look all dignified after his rather un-elf-like fall. Is that a word? Oh well. Don't know, don't care.

"I'm afraid not, Lady Terra. My father as requested your prescence in his office," ETT# 7.84 replied, brushing himself off.

"Okay," I said, switching from the conga to the macharina. Is that how you spell that? Once again, who cares? I made no move for the door.

A few minutes of me dancing and the twins staring, somewhere between amusement, confusion, and slight fear. (2) Muahaha, I have you exactly where I want you! (clears throat) Sorry, aspirational villan mode took over for a moment there. But never fear, I'm back to normal... sort of... At last, ETT# 5.79 spoke.

"Aren't you coming?"

I paused, allowing a blank look to come across my face, "OH! You meant now? Why didn't you say so!"

With a cheerful and rather stupid looking grin, she waltzed past the twins, rather literally, spinning her imaginary partner down the hall before slowing to a skip. When she realized they weren't behind her, she turned and raised an eyeborw.

"Coming? I don't actually know the way, I'm just going with it," I said happily. Ah, they have reached the stage of dumbfoundment. Good, good, my evil plan was working. Muahahaha! So anyways, tey came over and took the lead while I skipped around them, chattering happily. Don't know why I'm so happy and hyper, just am.

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A/N: I know, I know, it's really short! And I've NEVER put out a chapter this short, but I have stuff to do, and school's started, and I can't update as often.

1- Based on an actual event, except I wasn't there.

2- "somewhere between amusement, confusion, and slight fear" are NOT my words. It's an awesome phrase I borrowed from another fic called Realistic Fiction. It's in the anime section under Yu Yu Hakusho.

Me: Also, I will be putting this story on hold until I complete my other one. It was rather stupid to try and take on two stories at once, and not at all fair to my readers. Fear not, however, for I have but two or three more chapters to write inmy other story. So sit back, relax, and REVIEW! Until next time!