If I only had a brain…

Ah yes, me, the FBBI, and all of Pegasus's flying, fuzzy bunny hoards would like to wish everyone a Happy Easter! FREE CHOCOLATE FOR EVERYONE!

Anyway, nice people time!

Funky Egyptian

Wow, what was the thing you read five minutes ago?

Giggle, ya, that was probably the weirdest thing that popped into my warped little imagination. To be honest, if Seto ever said 'I feel cuddly', under any circumstances whatsoever, I would lose complete faith in the people who dub the series.

But that is so super sweet! And, hooray! I guessed right! You get extra free chocolate! ENJOY THE SHOCKING CONCLUTION TO THIS STORY!

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Thanks for all SIX reviews you super nice person, and all of your crew and Yami! You get a truck load of candy!

Your bro has Marik's butt…oh my…

You really need to improve your diplomatic relations with Canada. May I suggest huge wads of cash? IT WORKS LIKE A DREAM! MUA HA HA! FEAR MY DIPLOMACY!

Snirk. I love the sneaky snake song…

And who doesn't like to poke fun at Yu-Gi-Oh characters? There so…POKEFUNABLE!

Anyway, YAAAAAAAY! Thankie spankies! ENJOY!

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YAY! Thank you for your extremely complementary words. YOU GET AN OVERSIZED CRATE OF CHOCOLATE!

Boy, your sister sounds computer savvy…I'm still trying to work on that virus.

I'm so glad you love this story so much! It does my heart good, especially since you are my only reviewer to review every single chapter. So you get…ANOTHER OVERSIZED CRATE OF CHOCOLATE! Now, you can take a few pieces and distract your sister away from easy-to-delete computer files.

I hope you enjoy this chapter so much that…em, well, I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOY!

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Aw…you get an oversized crate full of assorted candy treats (and a few quarters for coolness) for being labeled by first impressions. If I went to a demo, they'd stamp me, 'not willing to shut up and/or stop reading'. Good for you with the PE thing. I reek at PE.

You're welcome for the last chapter. It's no prob:-)

Is it not the ultimate funny? The only thing funnier would be to see Joey either running for president of playing the bagpipes.

MER HER! Enjoy the next round of crazy yet tactfully random insanity.

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I would have loved to see that…

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KaiMai

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Woohoo, woohoo, KaiMai's back, KaiMai's back…

Sorry. I've been especially crazy latly…don't ask why.

Joey and a cunning plan…two nouns you never expected to see even remotely close to each other.

The nicest thing about your review is calling my fic original. Funny is a wonderful complement, but original is so much more. And anyone who has or calls it original earns my ultimate respect. THANKS!

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HI GUYS! Come and get a boatload of assorted candy!

I don't know what I like better, Seto acting dumb, Ryo kicking butt, Seto being a sob case, or Serenity kicking butt. It's a close tie!

You know…I'D LOVE TO HELP! I don't know how it would work…but I'd love to!

Can't wait to see you guys next chappie poo! And your update rocked. Can't wait for the next one…SO I CAN DESTROY ANOTHER WINDOW!

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Not true! You are so worthy! Some of yours looked really, really good! Take a huge case of chocolate!

Thank you for the nice review, and I hope you still like it!

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Yay! If you laughed like a screaming lunatic, this calls for a celebration! BRING ON THE TWENTY LAUNDRY BASKETS OF CANDY!

I can't imagine our Seto in a jumper actually. Scary, scary…

THANK YOU TONZIES FOR THE REVIEW! HOPE YOU COME BACK FOR ANOTHER ROUND! And you know all know what time it is…

ONTO THE CRAZINESS!

CHAPTER FOURTEEN

If I only Had a Scandinavian Belly Dancer

THE STORY SO FAR:

Okay, due to a wish, karma, and a fourteen-year-old psycho's silliest whims, our hero, Serenity Wheeler, has been catapulted via natural disaster to a magical land called Cuz, where things make as much sense as prime time television. Due to an accident, she accidentally kills the local town witch, and unleashes the anger of Pegasus the Not Nice Witch of the West and his horde of flying, fuzzy bunnies (and several other things). Also, due to a magical thingit, she receives a pair of magical ruby platform straps, which currently are killing her in more ways than one. However, on a hot tip by the beautiful, and somewhat manic, Mai the Good Witch of the North, Northeast, Serenity is sent off to the capital of Cuz, Rhinestone City, to lose the evil footwear and go back home to her frighteningly random mother who speaks in metaphors.

On her quest, she is joined by three helpless misfits who are quite possibly the only people in Cuz who are more out of place than herself. She is joined first by a blonde haired, extremely loyal yet completely out of it, frightening idiot named Joey, who wouldn't know the difference between a friendly handshake and a death warrant if he had his head cut off (he also has a nasty tendency to inflict great forms of injury upon himself), to go to Cuz to gain a brain, as well as the respect of others and the ability to not need someone to make sure he doesn't kill himself. He becomes Serenity's best friend, and is always willing to help her out of danger, even if his method really is…stupid.

Next, due to an incredibly mean twist of fate, she winds up "joined" by a heartless, sadistic, incredibly sarcastic weirdo by the name of Seto, who hates Joey and is nowhere near thrilled to be hanging around with Serenity, would be dead than to be seen in their presence, and, if not guided by his plushy cat conscious named Ms. Fuzzy-Kins, would probably do nothing for anyone unless he saw an angle for himself. He claims to be looking for his "stolen" heart, but the details of his motives are currently unknown.

Finally, after battling an evil spirit possessing by means of a magical Ax that was lost by a enchanted Generation X'er, our fools are joined by a extremely kind but incredibly cowardly/naïve albino named Ryo. Scared of his own shadow if it was tall enough, thinking being evil involves watching Anime for girls, and once (not kidding) being mauled by leprichans, it's obvious he's off to Cuz for some guts. While seemingly pathetic on the outside, inside, he's still fighting the evil thingit that nearly killed our heroes, so no wonder it's leaved his nerves in shambles.

From evil trees, to Midwestern showdowns, to incredibly evil drill sergeants, to two incredibly weird mob heads, our heroes have been having a wild adventure, and it's not even halfway done. However, that all may change when they've met their toughest opponent yet…

ooo

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, let me get this straight," Serenity said irritably. "We're being held hostage by a little pink pig?"

"Watch you're tongue missy!" said Chuckles, pointing a very threatening hoof at Serenity. "The last person who called me pink now has his individual body parts floating in separate pickle jars!"

"Why are you doing this?" Ryo yelled.

"Will you please let us go?" Joey asked politly.

"Would you like a threat to go with that threat?" Serenity asked threateningly.

"What's my name again?" Seto asked.

"Well, those are all very good questions with very good answers!" the evil pig said. "For quite a while now, I have been conducting radical genetic experiments to try to create a way to switch peoples personalities into other people's bodies. For many times, I struck nil, but I tried and tried and tried again-"

"WE KNOW THAT YOU STUPID PORKER!" Serenity yelled.

"Watch you're tongue I said!" the stupid porker said, waving the angry hoof. "Oh great, now I lost my train of thought! Okay, uh, long time doing this experiment, it failed, tried and, ah, got it. ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAY, you are the first experiments that worked so…CONGRATS FOR NOT MUTATING!"

"Do we get a toaster?" Seto asked.

"Mmm, no," said the pig.

"Will you give us back our personalities and let us go free?" Joey said with a slight hint of a beg.

"I was considering that too, but no," said the piggy.

"Okay, back to the original question…" Ryo said.

"AH YES!" said the piggy. "Now that I know my genetic experiments actually work, my incredibly nasty plan begins! So…kindly draw you're attention to the screen in the front of the room."

With that, a huge white screen came down, and the piggy pulled up a video projector hooked up to a VCR, and pushed play, and the lights went instantly dark. Then, the little countdown began on the screen, and at last, with a burst of after-school-special music from the sixties, the presentation began.

"Hey there everyone!" said a happy, peppy, blonde haired woman with an overly cheerful voice that wouldn't stop smiling. "My name is Kayla! And I'm here to talk about how The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy is going to take over the world and destroy you!"

"Wow, that's uplifting," Serenity said sarcastically.

"SHUT UP IN FRONT!" Chuckles yelled.

"Before we begin our presentation, let's have a quick look at some background information on your soon-to-be supreme ruler!" said Kayla. "Part One! About the Dark Lord!"

Everyone groaned.

"Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy was born on a small farm outside the remote town of Dallas Texas!" said Kayla. "He weighed exactly four ounces at birth, and was the fourth son of Kuckles the Silly Piggy, and Yuckles the Silly Piggy-"

SEVERAL HOURS LATER

"-and so, the first word the Dark Lord said was 'DIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!'!" said Kayla. "He continued to wear diapers until he graduated from high school-"

"Um, excuse me," Joey said, raising his hand. "Pardon me please…"

"What is it whimpy boy?" Chuckles asked.

"Em, I was just wondering, even though you childhood memories are…in depth, I was wondering if it was okay if we could skip to the whole evil plan thing…"

"Well, I don't know," Chuckles said. "I'm not sure you're friends would feel the same…"

"PLEASE, WE BEG YOU!" screamed the other three.

"Alright!" Chuckles said. "TO THE EVIL PLAN!"

And so, the tap was fast forwarded through many other shots of Chuckles as a baby, parent interviews, and Kayla juggling a piano, flame thrower, walrus, and Bubbles the Chimp, until-

"And that was Part One of our show! Yay!" said Kayla, waving a pair of pom-poms around in happiness. "And now, it's time for Part Two! How he's going to conquer the world!"

Kayla suddenly snapped her fingers, and appeared in a little arm outfit, complete with a switch and helmet.

"The Dark Lord Chuckles, as you have seen from our previous presentation, is originally not from this time period!" said Kayla. "He originally comes from the dark ages, and is fighting a long war against a group of Barbarians who continue to kick his butt due to sheer, blind luck! However, using his mystical amulet, he traveled to the future where vast amounts of technological know how would be at his fingertips!"

Suddenly for effect, the mystical amulet of Hotswinborg appeared on the screen, followed by a little picture of Chuckles in a lab coat.

"Once he figures out how to switch peoples personalities, he plans to kidnap all of histories greatest fighters, and switch their personalities with pre-made personalities!"

"PRE-MADE PERSONALITIES?" Ryo cried in shock.

"Yes, pre-made personalities!" Kayla said with a big smile. "He will use his pre-made personality, of PMP, and implant them into the fighters, turning them into brainwashed pawns, which he shall use to conquer the ancient world, and forever rule as supreme dictator, crushing the barbarians under his fierce might!"

"But what are you going to do with us?" Ryo asked.

"Very good question Ryo!" Kayla said, flashing him a big smile.

"Wait, how did-" Ryo began.

"The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy plans to torture you, and when he gets bored with you, stuff you're bodies and turn them into trophies!" Kayla said. "He knows a wonderful taxidermist from somewhere called the Bates Motel!"

"I hope you know I plan to have a glazed ham for supper tonight," Serenity said dangerously.

"Shut up in front!" Kayla said happily.

"Okay, enough of this," Chuckles said, turning off the VCR, and the lights all came back on. "Any questions?"

"Actually, you didn't answer the other three," Joey said.

"No, no, and…I don't know, I think it's Mary Kate," Chuckles said.

"Seto," Ryo said.

"No, I just ate, thanks," Chuckles said. "NOW! Enjoy you're last few minutes of sanity, for once I have counquered the ancient world, I will enjoy torturing all of you!"

And so, Chuckles pulled out the mystical amulet, and, cackling manically, he aimed it at our heroes. Just as he was about to shoot a beam of incredibly deadly…something, the amulet suddenly fizzled and turned off with a fart sound.

"WHAT?" screamed Chuckles, shacking the mystical amulet violently, but, aside from a little jangling sound, nothing happened. "CRIMITY! How often do I need to recharge this thing? Oh, darn it!"

Then, realizing that he was losing his evil aura, he decided to imbue our heroes with a deadly, yet tasteful, cunning threat.

"Listen well mortals!" he said. "You have exactly four hour to live while I charge the weapon of your demise! Until then, I suggest you start seeing your lives flash before your eyes just like any captive does in the old movies!"

"Thank you for the suggestion," Joey said politly.

"MAUHAHAEHEHOEWOOJEEEHARHAHAGEEE-" Chuckles began on his incredibly long evil laugh that he is…legend for! However, this leaves our heroes in a critical position should they want to live.

"We've got to get out of here!" Ryo said, gripping the bars.

"Ah yes Ryo," Serenity said. "We'll just politely ask to be excused, pack up our things and go! Or maybe we could hook up a ride with a couple aliens!"

"Don't worry everyone!" Joey said. "I have…A CUNNING PLAN!"

"Huh?" Ryo asked.

But Ryo's question was soon answered. Taking up a small rock, in the dirt of the floor, Ryo outlined every aspect of his incredibly cunning plan, from the second it started, to the moment it would end!

ooo

"-and so, as the Scandinavian belly dancers start singing "Tainted Love", we jump into our ballon cleverly disguised as a balloon cleverly disguised as a huge flying thing!" Joey said, pointing to his diagram showing his rapidly scribbled drawings x's, o's, a picture of Tea, several pretty flowers, a picture of them in clown costumes, various shell fish, Donald Trump, a singing cat, bunnies, four phone opperaters, and a ton of arrows. "Then, we drive through our man made hurricane, and we can go hang out in Canada!"

There was absolute silence for a second.

"Okay, first of all, that's quite possibly the stupidest idea I've ever heard, making Seto look almost less stupid than he is," Serenity said. "Second-"

She slapped Seto.

"Serenity!" Ryo yelled. "Why did you do that? That was out of line!"

"I felt like it," Serenity said. "Third, how are we going to be able to disguise ourselves as female Russian asparagus mongers?"

"Oh, have off, were going to die in an hour anyway," Ryo said.

"AT LAST!" Chuckles said, returning to the room, carrying a battery charger. "Now I can charge my mystical amulet! Soon, all of you will die!"

Doing his stupid evil laugh again, he put the amulet in the charger, and went off to see the newest rerun of "Yu-Gi-Oh". However, when he left, Seto saw something he didn't see before…a shiny dime.

"Oh boy! Shiny dime!" he said, walking right through the gaps of the bars, being the thinnest member of the insanity circle, walked over to the table, picked up the dime, and walked right back into the prison.

The others glared at him angrily.

"I gots a shiny dime," he whispered to them.

"YOU COULD SQUEEZE THROUGH THOSE BARS ALL ALONG?" Serenity screamed.

"Huh?" Seto asked.

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Serenity screamed, grabbing Seto by the throat and began to attempt to strangle him.

"SERENITY, NO!" Ryo screamed.

"You can't kill Seto!" Joey cried. "It's mean! We'll get angry reviews!"

"You're up next, so shut up," Serenity said, still attempting to strangle Seto with her bare hands.

"Um…we need him alive?" Ryo tried.

Serenity weighed that in her mind. Seto dead, their escape…Seto dead, or their escape…Seto dead…their escape…

"Fine," Serenity said, dropping Seto like a rock.

"I like eggplants!" Seto said with swirly-eyes.

"Okay Seto," Ryo said. "We need your help! You need to go outside of this cell, and figure out a way to set us free!"

"That's like asking a garden snail to put on a top hat and tap dance to 'Veritgo'," Serenity said.

"Not the point!" Ryo said. "Please Seto, you can do this!"

"Huh?" Seto asked.

Ryo sighed.

"Okay," he said. "We need you to go outside…open the door…let us out. Okay?"

Of course, that took four seconds for Seto to process.

"Yeah, alright," Seto said, walking right through the gaps in the bars, finding himself outside. Once he did, on thing in particular caught his attention.

The lock on the door was activated by buttons, each one glowing with a different colored light. One glowed green, and it said 'open door'. The other glowed red, and it said 'close door'.

And so, it was up to Seto to unravel this puzzling mystery. How would he deciffer this complex code? How would he figure out the secret to these mysterious buttons? Could this complex mystery be solved within one try without Seto inflicting large amounts of self injury?

Of course not. He tore the entire key pad out of the wall, and some of the wires got torn, causing Seto to be electrocuted by several thousand volts of electricity. However, the bared door, due to a massive power surge, fell to the floor on its hinges.

"That was more satisfying than I thought it would be," Serenity said, enjoying both freedom and Seto's bodily harm.

"SETO!" Ryo cried, rushing to his side. "Are you alright?"

"Got milk?" Seto asked, smoking.

"Okay, now what?" Serenity said.

"We're going to need to find Chuckles and stop his plan before he manages to escape back into the past and wreak utter havoc," Ryo said. "Then, we're going to need to find out what Chuckles used to switch our personalities, get our real personalities back, and then destroy them so they can never be used again!"

"That sounds…fun?" Joey said, trying to be optimistic.

"Carrots are fun!" Seto said.

"Alright, that means we need to split u-" Ryo started.

"NO!" Joey cried in fright. "We can't split up! When we split up, we just get our personalities switched around! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS!"

"PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MAN!" Serenity screamed.

"Well, I guess he has a point," Ryo said. "Okay, we'll set off together to look for the de-switch device. When we find it, we'll find the pork."

"I'm in the mood for ham," Serenity said darkly.

"Okay then!" Serenity said. "So begins the hunt!"

ooo

A HALF HOUR LATER

"Okay, we've covered the dinning hall, walk in closet, pool room, and upstairs bathroom," Ryo said, checking them off the list as they all sat in the edge of the tub in the bathroom. "So that leaves only…ninety four rooms to go."

"AAAAAAHH!" screamed Seto in panic. "There's a big scary person here, and he keeps looking at me! HE'S GONNA KILL ME!"

Serenity absentmindedly turned around to see what Seto was looking at to see that it was…his own reflection in the bathroom mirror.

"It's you, you fool," Serenity said. "I suppose the reason you didn't realize that is because the ability to identify your own reflection only spans as low as the rodent family. I suppose that's much too high an intellectual level for you."

"HOLY CRUD! HE'S STILL THERE!" Seto screamed in panic, still staring at his reflection.

"Wouldn't it make sense that the personality switcher would be in a laboratory somewhere?" Joey asked.

Everyone stood in embarrassed silence.

"Now why didn't we think of that earlier?" Ryo asked.

"I did," Serenity said. "But I don't like any of you, so I just shut up."

"Oh, sweat temptation," Ryo said, eying the shower curtain rod, wishing he could beat Serenity up with it.

ooo

AN HOUR LATER

"Okay, I it was wrong for me to assuming that someone knew where the lab is," Ryo said, as the four continued to wander aimlessly through the hallway.

"Wouldn't the entrance to such a lab be hidden behind a bookshelf, say in a private study?" Joey asked.

Another embarrassed silence.

"I suppose you thought that up too Serenity," Ryo mussed.

"Yes," Serenity said.

"Is there anything else we should know from your infinite and random wisdom of clichés Joey?" Ryo asked.

"Nancy Drew always looks so cute on the book covers," Joey said.

"I like pumpkins," Seto said.

ooo

Boy this is getting pathetic…LATER STILL

"Okay, in honest confession, I suppose considering everything we've been through for the past hours, it was also wrong for us to assume where exactly the main study was," Ryo said.

"Oh, it's never too far from the master bedroom, which is never too far from the grand staircase," Joey said.

Another silence.

"In case you're wondering, I thought that up t-"

"Oh, shut up Serenity," Ryo said. "Okay, going one step ahead, where would the grand staircase be?"

"Right there," Joey said, pointing to the huge staircase made of polished hard wood and lined with a bright red rug.

"Of course," Ryo sighed.

ooo

(finally) IN THE MAIN STUDY

"Oh perfect!" Serenity said. "HOW MANY STUPID BOOKS DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH?"

Indeed, our heroes had found themselves in a room with books that weighed down every wall, of all shapes and sizes, from the complete works of Shakespeare, to the work of the Bronte sisters, to every issue of Captain Underpants ever published.

"Oh my gosh!" Joey said. "He's got all seven volumes of Harry Potter, English edition, American edition, and Lithuanian edition!"

"Well," Ryo said, starting to pull out books one by one from the shelves, "better start looking."

And so the epic search began for the entrance to the lab, our heroes pulling out every book they could find, trying to find the entrance.

"Virginia Wolf, no," Serenity said, throwing it, "Socrates, no, The Tale of Genji, no-"

"E.B. White, no," Ryo said, tossing it. "Patricia Cornwell, no, Brian Jacques, no-"

"Origami for dummies, no," Joey said, "Spice Gardening the Proffesional Way, no, How To Build Dovecots, no-"

Seto was currently trying to tear apart The New Websters First Edition Unabridged Dictionary in his teeth.

"No luck on Seto's end," Joey called.

"Okay, this isn't working," Serenity said. "There are thousands of books here, and it would take all day and night to search through them to find the secret lab. And so know, Joey will say-"

"-it would probably be activated by something like The Three Little Pigs," Joey observed.

"I KNEW IT!" Ryo said, walking over to the shelf that had a copy of such title, pulled out the book, and the floor swallowed them up into a cool little slide thing that led to a secret passageway.

"WEEEEEEEEEE!" said everyone except Serenity as they slid down the medal slide, while receiving may static shocks, and finally landed on a huge, fluffy cushion at the bottom to catch the sliders, except Seto, who got his face buried in concrete.

So, we get a huge, slow, sweeping view from the camera that shows us just how large the laboratory is, with several smoking vials, several sharp, pointy metal instruments, bunsun burners, nuts and bolts lying all over the place, a huge table presumably used to dissect human corpses, jumper cables, a clown for stress relief, several dusty bottles containing pure elements such as hydrogen, zenon, mercury, blah, blah, blah.

"Ooh…" Seto said.

"Well, I guess this is the lab then," Ryo said. "Now we just need to find what was used to switch our personalities."

"Maybe its that handheld device that's labeled 'Personality Switch Device'," Joey asked.

"Nooo, really?" Serenity said sarcastically.

"Yeah, really?" Seto asked.

"I'd ask you if you got a concussion from you're fall, but that's technically defined as brain damage," Serenity said.

"Okay, so I guess we just press this button-" Ryo said, picking up the Personality Switch Device (PSD), and pressing the big red button in the middle of it. With that, a tiny wire shot out of a little compartment, with a little suction cup on the end, and stuck to Ryo's forehead, while another one shot out from a different compartment, and stuck to the nearest person, which happened to be Joey. Then, there was a large shock, causing the two to be painfully electrocuted, both falling to the floor partially burned.

"Oh God," Serenity said.

"The witch is dead!" Seto said.

"Huh…did it work?" Joey asked.

"I…I feel paranoid again…" Ryo said.

"HOORAY!" Joey said.

"Not hooray," a voice said, as a door automatically opened, and there stood the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy stood in it, amulet fully charged and aimed at the four.

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Ryo screamed in panic.

"Bad news, my items of ammusment!" Chuckles said. "Now that you have found the item of my evil plot, instead of torturing you for fun, now I just have to kill you! For none can know the secrets behind my operation!"

"Crud!" Joey said.

"PREPAIR TO DIE!" Chuckles said, doing his very long, very confusing cackle, and the amulet began to light up and spark-

which then fell out of his hoof as Serenity grabbed him by the throat and held him up in the air.

"Well that's neither good nor climatic," said Chuckles.

"Joey! Catch!" Ryo cried, which Joey did, quickly pressing the button. The two wires shot out, and one stuck to Joey's forehead, and the other to Seto's. Then, once again, there was a very painful electric shock, and both fell to the ground in pain.

"Joey, quick," Seto said. "Say something stupid!"

"TOOTH FAIRY!" Joey cried happily.

"Thank gosh!" Seto said, snatching the PSD out of his hand and quickly aiming it at Serenity. So the process completed again, and Chuckles fell out of Serenity's hand in shock, setting him loose.

"MUAHAHEHOOHEEHAHEAEAHAAAA!" Chuckles said, picking up his amulet. "Now, there is nothing you can do to stop me you foolish humans!"

"Oh yeah?" Seto said, back to himself, and holding the PSD over his head. "Your plan really doesn't work well unless you have this!"

"NOHOHO!" Chuckles cried in defeat.

"Heck ya," said Seto. "Now, if you want this personality switch device, hand over your amulet now."

"So what?" Chuckles said. "I have all the blueprints on it! I can just make another one!"

Just as he said that, Joey belched out loud, little pieces of blue paper strewn all around him.

"Darn," Chuckles said.

"Put the amulet down," Seto demanded.

Chuckles didn't have a choice, he let the amulet drop out of his hoof, and the second he did, Seto crushed the PSD in his hand and tossed it to him.

"WHAT?" Chuckles said. "You promised!"

"I told you I'd give you back thePSD," Seto said. "I didn't state the quality it would be in when I did."

"CURSE YOU AND YOU'RE LOOPHOLES!" Chuckles said, about to snatch out his amulet, but then, he got snatched up by Serenity, and she snatched up the amulet in her other hand.

"Now what are we going to do with you?" she asked, with a super evil grin on her face.

ooo

BA-BAR-BAR-I-AN, BA-BA, BAR-BAR-AN!

DAAAAAAVE, THE BAR-BAR-I-AAAAN,

HUGE, BUT A WHIMP,

WITH HIS SISTERS, FANG AND CANDY-

Suddenly in the middle of a perfectly good theme song, Chuckles came falling out of the sky, landing right on the floor of the palace face first, leg tingling a little from the pain of Serenity beating him up and then throwing him back into his proper place in time, Dave, Fang, Candy, Uncle Oshwitch, and Faffy all wondering what happened to him

ooo

First I ran to you,

Now I run from you,

This tainted love you given,

I've given all a boy can give an'

TAKE MY TEARS AND LET'S START LIVIN'!

Oooooh, Tainted love!

Tainted love-

"Uh, guys," Serenity said to the Scandinavian belly dances, who were dancing and singing on the side of the road that lead out of the town, "the chapter's over."

"Darn," they said, making their leave.

"Hey, wait a second," Seto said. "WHY AM I WEARING A SWEATER?"

ooo

YAY!

Okay, no one can call that an easy chapter to write, mainly because I kept wanting to match the character's names to their personalities, so sometimes I typed the wrong name down, so if there are any goofs, please forgive me.

Anyway, I think that was a very funny chapter to write, simply out of sheer weirdness! Wow, I can't believe this story ever got this far, and I'm having so much fun with it too! But the Scandinavian Belly Dancers at the end? That was just so…random, even for me.

Okay, enough gawking! TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!

ooo

"MAI! STOP! YOU'RE HURTING HIM!" Serenity cried.

"At this point, I think that's her intention," Ryo said.

"Use this stick, it's pointier," Seto said, holding one up. However, Mai was done wailing on Joey, and Joey lay beaten up on the ground.

"Okay then," Mai said, walking over Joey's beaten up body. "If you want a pirate ship so bad, fine. However, I need to warn you, the only pirate who's out in active ferry service isn't exactly…"

"Kind?" Ryo asked.

"Sane," Mai replied.

"Oh dear," Ryo said.

"Anyway, I wish I could help you a little more," Mai said. "Good luck, and be careful. The closer you get to Pegasus, the weirder things get around here."

"Thank you Mai!" Serenity said, as Mai went off to continue tanning.

ooo

SEEYA!