BLACKCAT IS BACK! BACK IN TEXAS! WOOT! Yo peeps! I'm back from the cruise I went on and with soooo many ideas! Like, for instance, my song suggester thing! Ok I normally listen to music when I'm writing stories. And like in movies you can imagine (or really listen to) certain songs playin at certain times. Adds spark. So I'll put the song name, artist, and album (if I know it) in parentheses where you should start listenin' to it (or at least imagine that you're listenin' to it. Soooooo anyway…. THANK YOU ALL MY FRICKIN' AWSOME REVEIWERS (hint hint to all you peeps who didn't review.) So anyways I love all the peeps who reviewed. And not a single flame! You peeps rock! Now for the hardest part… the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I SOB don't own SOB Inuyasha. WAAAAAAAAAAHHH I thought you people loved me!

And now make some noise if you wanna get on wit da story! cricket chirps Okay… I guess this isn't one of those late night parties with famous musical guests huh? Oh well here is the story. walks of stage mumbling about stupid unenthusiastic fans Oh yeah one more thing HOJO THE HOMO HOBO BASHING IS GOOD. (Loud cheers from around the world)

Chapter uh… something

Sorry Ho-Low (what a loser!)

Inuyasha and Kagome caught up with the others, who not surprisingly didn't notice Ho-bitches absence. They all left the Pointier View to go to Old Navy (one of my personal favs) because Kagome wanted to get her feudal friends and herself some clothes. They all walked inside and looked around… EVERYTHING WAS ON SALE! (woot!) So after a few hours they all got a whole bunch of things to try on (which Kagome forced them to do because she wanted to make sure they had the right fit.) Kagome had gotten Sango the following clothes:

2 hats one pink and one blue

3 tank tops one white one red and one orange

4 t-shirts one that said 'touch me, I'm good luck' that Kagome thought Miroku would love

2 long-sleeved green and pink shirts

4 pairs of orange, purple, lime green, and denim blue shorts

2 pairs of flare jeans

Underwear of course (sorry all you sick perverts who wanted me to go into detail)

4 pairs of flip-flops all different colors

1 pair of converse (don't own) shoes.

Kagome got Miroku the following stuff:

2 hats one that said old navy and another that was just plain blue

5 t-shirts: one was red with 'Old Navy' on it, another was blue and It had a white no. 2 on the back, the third one was green with blue stripes, the forth was yellow with different designs on it and finally a black shirt with white writing that said 'I'll work for ladies'

4 pairs of knee-length shorts all different colors (I'm getting tired of describing what they all got so I'll stop here.)

So anyway they all got enough clothes for a good long while. When the left Old Navy they passed a live band playing (oh let's say it was Bowling for Soup who I absolutely love. They rock my socks off. Oh song suggestion! My Hometown, by Bowling for Soup, album called 'A Hangover You Don't Deserve') they all stopped to listen (Inuyasha covered his ears slightly too where he could still hear but it wouldn't hurt.) Nearby a stupid boy (well I'm not completely sure he's a boy… another song suggestion. Song: It's the End of the World as we know it by R.E.M.) named Ho-idiot was sneaking around the costume shop.

'This is fluffy pink bunny costume will make me look totally hott! Bunnies are sooo much better than dogs. Hmm if I get the pink tutu and the fluffy pink Barbie wand, crown, and sparkly wing set than I will be a bunny fairy princess! Kagome will love me forever and ever! Oh and these sparkly pink fluffy ballet shoes! PERFECT IT ALL MATCHES!' Ho-gay-o thought as he looked around the shop.

By the time he had bought all his…. Well…. Er….. 'special' clothes the group was leaving and heading to Chic-Fil-Let (spelling?) Ho-no-so-macho-more-like-girly changed into his 'special clothes' and was leaping and spinning like a drunken ballerina, all over the mall. Bowling for Soup, who had stopped playing to stare at him with looks of disgust and confusion, started playing a new song called 'The Guy All the Gay Guys Want.' (I don't own the song Girl All the Bag Guys Want.)

8:00 Monday night and I'm avoiding

A homosexual guy a lot, lot sicker than me

His name is Hojo he's a gay guy who likes bunnies

He wears a tutu and it really scares me

And when he walks all the windows break

And the children scream

Hope he doesn't notice me

He's watching chic flicks

Dancing with the butterflies

Listenin' to girly stuff

Sparkle contacts in his eyes

It's like a sick movie

He is turning to me

If you were me than you'd be

Screaming "get away from me"

Running away sacredly

Running from the guy all the gay guys want

Cause he's the guy all the gay guys want

He likes pink Barbies and I like rockin' out

His CD changer's full of singers who are too gay to work

He said he wants to score some hott guys and a bow

Makes me throw up when he does his 'smirk'

And when he walks

All the windows break

And the children scream

Hope doesn't notice me

He's watching chic flicks

Dancing with the butterflies

Listenin' to girly stuff

Sparkle contacts in his eyes

He likes 'em with a mustache

Ballet show season pass

Driven in a pink van

Singing about his knew man

It's like a sick movie

He is turning to me

If you were me than you'd be

Screaming "get away from me"

Running away sacredly

Running from the guy all the gay guys want

Cause he's the guy all the gay guys want

There he goes again with pink tights on

And red bows in his hair

Don't get why they let him out in public

Makes me sick just to think of it

Now he's watching chic flicks

Bein' a real gay guy

Listenin to girly stuff

sparkle contacts in his eyes

it's like a sick movie

he is turning to me

if you were me than you'd be

screaming "get away from me"

running away sacredly

running from the guy all the gay guys want

cause he's the guy all the gay guys want

cause he's the guy all the gay guys want

When they finished they're song the whole mall roared in laughter, including Kagome and the group who had heard the whole thing as they were leaving. Suddenly Ho-just-got-dissed-on-a-nearly-global-scale ran up to Kagome and hugged her. When he spoke he had a reeaaalllllyyyy fake French accent.

"Kagome me meessed you so." He said while taking her arm and kissing all up it.

At this Inuyasha immediately walked over, hit him REALLY hard on the head, gave him a super-atomic-ultraharsh-underwear-over-the-head weggie and hung him just off the ground by his, you guessed it, underwear! Once again the whole mall burst into laughter, including the security guards, who just sat there and laughed at Ho-being-hung-from-a-hook-by-his-undies pain. Which was a good thing, or at least Kagome thought. She still didn't want to get into trouble, though she thought that this was worth it. After all the laughter died down she spoke.

"Hey guys Chic-Fil-Let is right ahead what does everyone want? Actually I'll order the party special so that we can have a little of everything." Said Kagome for fear that her friends might say they wanted some strange food from the feudal era.

They all ordered their food and sat down at one of the nearby tables. Kagome passed out a portion of the party special to everyone including Ayumi, Eri, and Yuka who were still talking about the super weggie Ho-no-so-macho received and admiring Inuyasha. When Kagome saw this she made every effort she could to get between them. Eventually everyone settled down and started eating. Kagome got up to get some ketchup and accidentally knocked over Inuyasha's drink.

"Smooth Kagome. Real smooth." He said looking at the over turned cup.

"Oh relax you had coke didn't you? Here just share mine with me." She said handing him a few napkins.

After a few wipes and trips to the trash can the mess was cleaned up and the sat down and continued eating. Nothing bad happened until Inuyasha accidentally misplaced ketchup with hot sauce. He grabbed his now shared drink and started gulping down a lot of the drink. Kagome, who didn't want to not have a drink and who did not have enough money to pay for another one, reached over and pinched the straw.

"Hey I was drinking that!" Inuyasha said when the flow of liquid stopped.

"Don't drink the whole thing!" Kagome shot back.

"I won't! Hand it over!"

"Yes you will! You've already drank like half of it!"

"Have you tried that sauce stuff! It's spicy as hell!"

Eventually they got into a tug-o-war with the drink and Sango, Ayumi, Miroku, Eri, and Yuka pulled out popcorn from no where and watched them fight over it. All of the sudden it slipped out of their hands upward into the air flipped around and landed on their heads.

"Crap. Well this is just perfect, now we are covered in brown sticky goop." Inuyasha said smiling slightly.

"We've been in stickier situations (no pun intended)" Kagome said grabbing a napkin.

She got up and while doing so, slipped on the spilled coke. At first she was waiting for contact with the floor but instead she landed in Inuyasha's out stretched arms.

(WHAT THAT HAS GOR TO BE THE MOST POPULAR MOVE FOR FALLING FOR SOMEONE IN THE WORLD! NOTHING LIKE THAT EVER HAPPENDS ANYWAY! Oh… I've seen you met my friend Sally…uh….well she is my own personal critic who hates all my stories… anyway on with the story…)

Kagome looked up to see two golden eyes staring down at her.

"Didn't know I'd have to protect you from the floor as well as demons" He smirked.

"Looks like my new enemy." She also smirked.

They leaned in closer and closer until there was less than a centimeter between their lips but then (OH NO!) Hokey-Pokey-loser-jo came in and ran toward them. He had a large whole in the back of his tutu right where his butt was and his underwear had been. He slipped on the coke and crashed into Kagomes legs, who lost balance and fell down bringing Inuyasha with her. Ho-kiss-ruiner had kept sliding and crashed into the wall on the other side of the restraunt. Inuyasha and Kagome were now lying next to each other, covered in coke. They sat up and looked around trying to find out what happened. Right now they both felt a mixture of feelings. Anger, disappointment, sticky, comical, embarrassed, and of course love. Why was Ho-ho so annoying and why couldn't he just leave them alone?

'That's it' thought Kagome. She glanced over at Inuyasha who was trying desperately to get up and not slip. 'I'm gonna kiss him right now if it kills me! Take this Hoho the homo hobo!'

She walked over to Inuyasha or rather marched. He looked at her with a slight look of confusion. She brought her lips up to his and kissed him. She had been waiting for this for forever and she was more than happy that she had just kissed him!

A.N. Hey ya'll! Ya fluffy chappie. Don't worry there will be S/M fluff! Just wait! REVIEW PLEAZ!