And remember, it's never too late to conquer a country!
Okay, now for the last couple of chapters, I think I have been writing conscious instead of conscience when referring to Ms. Fuzzy-Kins and ASV.GAAH! I'M SUCH AN IDIOT! My bad. I needed to say this for people who might have been wondering.
Iiiiiiiiiiiit's review time!
Lefthandedfreak
FEAR THE SPORKS!
Sorry, insanity syndromes kicking in. Thank you so much for coming back! Oh, and thank you for the ice pick! Thankfully, I haven't used it yet X3. I never thought that somewhere there would be a girl like Spirit…the world is such a twisted place. And yes, somewhere up in the fancily assorted cashew basket in the sky, there is a squirrel who's laughing his head off.
Yay! It was so great to hear from you! I hope you enjoy the next chapter of insanity! MUA HA HA!
Dark Princess Saz
I agree! Long live the randomness!
Lots of people seemed to like Joey talking to a coconut. Well, he talks pretty much to everything else, so a coconut seems very appropriate, yes? And I'd love to see someone running around screaming about clowns…it would be muy funnio.
I try to avoid drama in the story whenever I can, because it has a tendency to get really syrupy and stupid if not handled in the correct dosage. Even worse, I see another random chapter…coming ever closer on the horizon…so terribly dramatic…
Er, sorry. THANKIES FOR THE CHOCOLATES AND THE NICE REVIEWS! They were absolutely delicious. And also…fear the Chibli Yugi Plushie.
Hypolitian Warrior
Hey, don't worry about the pen name thing. It seems to be the big trend nowadays.
Tweedle Dee, huh? Ah…no wonder you have bad memories. But how is the pillow involved? Did Tweedle-Dum try to smother you to death or something?
Spirit is a scary character for one simple reason…her original design was to be Seto's stalker. I'm not kidding. I wrote a lot of fanfic just for myself before I became an online author, and one day, I was just like 'Hey, I think it would be funny if Seto had a blonde stalker'. And ping, what do you know? Mobster and ASV were also based on characters in my earlier fanfics too.
Hey, hyperness is understandable. I usually have to do an odd combination of things to get maximum funniness for this story. And yes, the Yu-Gi-Oh episodes have been very angsty lately, haven't they? Thank you for the A! Oh, and I hope your friend likes this fanfic.
Mizz-Serenity Wheeler
I missed you too!
Spain? You lucky, lucky girl. I know you mentioned it earlier, but still I hope you have tons of fun there! You know, take pictures, buy souvenirs, smuggle Spaniards back into the country, you know, all that fun stuff.
Yay! If you can, I can't wait to see your review, if not, I look forward to seeing you next week! By the way, how is the Princess Diary thing coming along? Is your sister still deleting chapters?
Mokuba's Official Glomper
I KNEW it! It made perfect sense! Gozi had to be a Space Pig!
Anyway, thank you for taking the time to read my story without waking up your Mom! I hope you come back sometime with all of your buddies and glomping tools!
Cute lil Yami
Actually, Bobby Bob Bill is a good name for a huge Sea Dragon!
Mer her her…COOKIE! (Eats it in one bite) Yay! It is oven fresh!
If the coconuts were funny, Joey's antics are only going to get funnier and funnier! Just read what's coming up next…Mua Ha Ha.
Everyone loves Spirit! And yes, they make look cute and cuddly, but never underestimate the furry of squirrels.
PH34R! I give you more! Thank you for the review, and come back soony! (licks ice cream)
ONTO THE CRAZINESS!
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
If I Only Had a Mosquito the Size of a B-14
"Thank you so much for the ride Mr. Sea Serpent!" Ryo said, hopping off the great beast with Serenity and Spirit.
"Ah, it's no problem," said the huge sea serpent, descending back into the water after the three had hopped off, waving his tail good-bye behind him.
"Ryo, if the UN had your kind of diplomacy, we'd have so few wars that G.I. Joe would go out of business in a heartbeat," Serenity said.
"Thanks Serenity!" Ryo said. "Now, we better go off to find Seto and Joey!"
"Or their remains if they washed up together alive," Serenity said.
"So what do they look like anyway?" Spirit said.
"Well…" Ryo said. "Joey's okay height and weight wise, blonde hair, brown eyes, probably wearing a stupid look on his face and a T-Shirt, screams random things at the oddest times, and he probably won't know his own name."
"Seto's pretty tall, skinny, brown hair, blue eyes, probably yelling at something and wearing a trench coat, as will he be probably beating up someone." Serenity said.
"Okay…" Spirit said. "You have some weird friends."
"How about this?" Serenity said. "We'll split up, search out the two, and meet back here in a half hour to regroup. Okay?"
"Right," Ryo and Spirit said.
A HALF HOUR LATER
"Darn," Serenity said, dragging herself back to the beach. "I searched absolutely everywhere, but I couldn't find a single trace of Joey or Seto…I can't believe it…maybe they are…"
Serenity sunk down on the beach, completely burdened by the thought that she may never see Joey or Seto again. Tears welled up in her eyes when she remembered how much all four of them (and Ms. Fuzzy-Kins) had been through together on this entire journey, and how incredibly close they were to Rhinestone City. Even worse, she started flashing back to the good times…all the times they saved each other lives…and sorry butts…
"Oh man," Serenity said. "I miss them already…"
"Serenity! Good news!" Ryo called from the tropical coconut tree area behind the beach. "I found Joey's T-Shirt!"
"How do you know it's Joey's T-Shirt?" Serenity asked.
"Joey's inside it," Ryo said, dragging Joey by his T-Shirt across the sandy beach to Serenity's side.
"JOEY!" she cried with joy, rushing over to his side, tripping several times in the process, because her platforms kept sinking into the sand. "You're okay!"
"I like coconuts!" Joey said dreamily. "SERENITY! HI!"
"Oh Joey! Your monosyllabic, three word or less conversations make me feel better instantly!" Serenity said. "What happened? Where's Seto? Is he alright?"
"He's right here," Seto said behind her, Spirit at his side, staring dreamily at him, a hint of a blush on her face.
"Seto! You're okay too!" Serenity said cheerfully.
"Save the gush," Seto said angrily. "I've had to put up with way too much for the past day and a half. Including the most dangerous person nobody cares about known to man."
"Huh?" Ryo asked.
"IT WAS AWESOME!" Joey cried. "We were like, running, and the Tooth Fairy was like 'grr', and I was like 'owchies', and the weird kid was like 'MORALITY HAMMER!' and then we were like 'ZAPPPO!', and then the scary-man was like 'DIE!', and we we're like 'AAAAAAAAAH' and then the-"
"JOEY!" Serenity said. "Um, I think I need the unabridged version of this story."
"HI'M HUNGRY!" Joey screamed at the top of his lungs.
"When is the last time we ate?" Seto asked.
"I'LLGETSOMEFOOD!" cried Spirit, rushing off. Everyone else sweat droped.
"Oh boy," said Serenity. "I've seen this before."
"Huh?" Joey asked.
"Well, ya know…Spirit…Seto…ya know…" Serenity said.
"I don't get it," Joey said.
"Spirit…well, doesn't she seem a little…friendly towards you?" Serenity said to Seto.
"So what?" Seto said. "Joey's friendly, and it's annoying, nothing else."
"Well, ya," Serenity said. "I mean…a different, more…special kind of friendly."
"Like the kind where you're mutual penpals and you send each other e-cards on the holidays and see each other on weekends?" Ryo asked.
Serenity stared at the three of them.
"You know, it's impossible to talk to any of you," she said.
---ooo---
AT THE CAMPFIRE THAT NIGHT! WoOoOoOoO!
"So, anyway," Serenity said, holding a small plate of bread and roasted fish, bread from the food supplies taken with them to the island, and fish they caught in the water (which they made sure were not on the endangered species list), "what happened with you two? How did you survive?"
"Yeah! Tell us!" Spirit said, bouncing up and down next to Seto, every time she managed to hit the ground, getting a tad closer to Seto.
"Whoa, two feet personal," Seto said, pushing her two feet away. "Anyway, if you really want to know…"
"ONCE UPON A TIME!" Joey screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Uh…okay…" Seto said.
---ooo---
"WHY MUST YOU TOY WITH ME?" Seto yelled to the sky. "IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME, TAKE ME NOW YOU STUPID SQUIRLEL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"Tooth Fairy," Joey said, "Mista Koko says you're acting shtoopid."
"What?" Seto said.
"Mista Koko," Joey said, holding up the coconut, "says that you're acting shtoopid."
"Ah, I will most certainly abide the wisdom of a large seed," Seto said. He then just sat down in the sand, wallowing in his impending loss of sanity.
"Aw…cheer up Tooth Fairy!" Joey said, walking over with the coconut and sitting down right next to Seto. "Turn that frown, upside down! Now…HOW ABOUT A STORY?
"Joey, you can torture me, you can maul me, you can beat me with a blunt spade. Just please stop talking to me." Seto said.
"OKAY THEN!" Joey said. "This story is called…THE THREE LITTLE COWS!"
"Something tells me that if I talk to that coconut, I'll be able to have a more intelligent conversation than with you," Seto said.
"Once upon a time, there were three little cows!" Joey said. "There was a lazy cow, a paranoid cow, and a pink cow. One day, the three little cows all went to the land of incredibly smart people to find some magic beans! However, when they got to the path that led to the village of incredibly smart people, it was right next to the village of simpering idiots! So, the three little cows needed to ask the ugly old man who sat in the fork of the road for dirrectionies. But was he from the village of incredibly smart people or the village of simpering idiots? So the cows thought up a question they could ask the old man…BUT THEN THEY REALIZED THAT COWS CAN'T TALK! So they all walked over a cliff into a pit of boiling lava and turned into hamburgers, and I ate them! THE END!"
Moral of this story:…Uh…
"Joey…could you please drown yourself?" Seto asked.
"OKAY!" Joey said, running up to the shore, and dunking his head under the water.
"Well, problem one solved," Seto said, watching the scene play out before him. "Okay, now I just need to go find some way to-HOLY SHMUCK!"
There, standing in front of him, strap on wings, blue sweater-vest, and defiantly looking just like his twelve-year-old self, was Agent Sweater Vest.
"I hope you know, I don't condone such behavior," ASV said.
"Oh God, WHAT was I drinking on that ship?" Seto asked.
"Wow, do I hear that one a lot," ASV thought out loud. "Uh, sorry, I'm your (cough) temporary conscience."
"No, you're a hallucination. Go away," said Seto.
"I am not a hallucination!" ASV said, slightly angry. "But is that the point? No. The point is that you're ordering a kid to drown himself. Normally, I'd look over that, but all you're doing is abusing and exploiting the stupid."
"If you're so great, why aren't you trying to save him?" Seto said.
"Oh, I'm not worried," ASV said. "His head's so full of air, he'll probably be able to survive without coming to the surface for at least three hours."
"Tooth Fairy, am I dead yet?" Joey asked, getting out of the water for a second.
"I rest my case," ASV said.
Seto looked at the two for a second. This was rock bottom. Stranded on the middle of a beach on a desert with nothing but coconut trees, sand, and microbes, and he had to spend the rest of his life with the mutt and a hallucination.
"That's it, I'm drowning myself," he said, walking up to the shore.
"Ooooh, no you aren't," said ASV, fluttering in his way. "That is waaaay out of line. Plus if you killed yourself, it would be an absolute paperwork nightmare for me!'
"Shove over dust mop," said Seto, breezing right by him.
"MORALITY HAMMER!" screamed ASV at the top of his lungs, pulling out a huge hammer, with 'morality hammer' stamped on the handle, clocking Seto over the head so hard, he fell to the ground stiff as a board, completely knocked out.
"Whoops, I hit him to hard…" said ASV.
Suddenly, Joey's brilliant powers of observation kicked in.
"Uh…YOU'VE GOT WINGS!" said Joey.
"Uh…yeah…" said ASV. "Actually, their strap ons, but I usually don't like to admit it. I'm kinda lacking in the wings department."
Joey just stared stupidly for a second.
"What are wings?" Joey asked.
---ooo---
"Wow, he really is skiney, isn't he?"
"Uh…ketchup?"
"Wait wait, he's coming around, don't scare him."
"HI TOOTH FAIRY!" Joey screamed at the top of his lungs, causing Seto to sit up bolt upright in shock.
"Whatwhatwhatwhathappened?" he asked, looking around every which way, only to discover that he was still stuck alone on the island with the hallucination and the mutt.
"How long have I been knocked out?" he asked angrily.
"YEARS AND YEARS!" Joey screamed.
"Six minutes," ASV said.
"Okay, it's a bad sign when I believe a hallucination," Seto said.
"It's okay Seto, I've got good news!" ASV said. "Your weirdo palls are here to save you!"
"HI SETO!" Serenity, Ms. Fuzzy-Kins, and Ryo screamed at the top of their lungs, waving wildly at Seto.
"Well…that's okay I guess," Seto said. "But I know what would make it better-"
"HEY EVERYONE!" said Shrilanka-San, very unorthodoxly walking into her own story. "Guess what!"
"What?" Joey, Serenity, Ryo, and ASV asked at the top of their lungs.
"Since Joey's such a useless character, I decided to write him out of the story!" Shri said. "Bye Joey!"
And with a little pop, Joey disappeared.
"Wow!" Seto said. "This is the second greatest thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life!"
"And guess what?" ASV said. "It turns out that I'm actually a hallucination. So…bye."
And with a pop, ASV also disappeared.
"My God!" Seto said. "It's like all my dreams are coming true at once!"
"Hey Seto, it turns out that I'm not Ryo at all!" Ryo said. "I'M A FEMALE IRISH STEP DANCER!"
"Wha?" Seto asked.
And with that, Ryo tore off his clothes, revealing him to have a barmaid outfit, and he suddenly busted into an Irish line dance, several other back up dancers suddenly appearing in the background.
"Uh…" Seto said.
"And I'm not Serenity!" Serenity said. "I'M-"
With that, she tore off her Serenity costume, to show that she was-
"BOB BARKER!" she screamed.
"And I'm not Ms. Fuzzy-Kins," said Ms. Fuzzy-Kins, tearing off her plushie costume. "I'm Jennifer Lopez!"
"Okay, I really am dreaming, aren't I?" Seto asked, as Ryo danced by him.
---ooo---
"Wow, he really is skinny, isn't he?"
"Uh…ketchup?"
"Wait wait, he's coming around, don't scare him."
"HI TOOTH FAIRY!" Joey screamed at the top of his lungs, causing Seto to sit up bolt upright in shock.
"Whatwhatwhatwhathappened?" he asked, looking around every which way, only to discover that he was still stuck alone on the island with the hallucination and the mutt.
"How long have I been knocked out?" he asked angrily.
"YEARS AND YEARS!" Joey screamed.
"Six minutes," ASV said.
"Okay, it's a bad sign when I believe a hallucination," Seto said. "Wait a second…"
He slapped himself in the face.
"Oh no…" he said. "This is no dream…THIS IS NO DREAM!"
"Uh…anyway, I'm really sorry I hit you," ASV said a tad bit frightened. "It's just that I didn't want you to hurt yourself!"
"So you were nice enough to do it for me," said Seto. "Can't you tell when I'm kidding?"
"Oh," ASV said.
"Well…I guess I'm stuck here…" Seto said.
"I'M HUNGRY!" Joey yelled.
"Give me a moment in your empty life that you're not hungry," Seto said hotly.
"Then let's look for food!" ASV said happily.
"FOOD!" Joey screamed at the top of his lungs, running into the jungle, then running out screaming as a swarm of mosquitoes the size of B-14s.
"Okay, let's look for food on the shore," said ASV said.
"FOOD!" Joey said, running into the forest again, and once again being chased out by a huge swarm of the incredibly large mosquitoes.
"It goes through one ear and out the other, doesn't it?" ASV asked Seto.
"Your powers of observation astounds me," Seto said dryly.
---ooo---
"Okay gentlemen, and for you Joey, I use 'gentlemen' in the broadest terms possible," Seto said, "lets see what we all managed to collect."
"Okay, uh," said ASV, "the only edible thing I found was some sea weed. Oh yeah, and a dead shark carcass up the beach."
"Okay, next," Seto said.
"Ha!" Joey said. "I found the most delicious food known to mind, and there's enough here to feed an army of dolphins!"
"Okay…" ASV said with an uneasy look at Joey.
"Behold…THE STICK!" Joey said, pulling out a small stick. Both Seto and ASV stared in shock at how stupid this entire situation was.
"I don't think that's enough for all of us…" ASV said.
"NONESENCE!" screamed Joey, swallowing the entire stick in one huge, unattractive gulp, also his hand, but at least he pulled it out.
"See?" he said, with a drool covered hand. "THERE'S PLENTY!"
"Uh…" ASV said, sweat dropping.
"Joey, just in case you forgot, I hate you," Seto said.
"Thanks Tooth Fairy!" Joey said.
"Okay, about that sea weed…" Seto said.
"Sorry, the sea weeds a no go," said ASV.
"WHY?" Seto asked dangerously.
"Because before I managed to get any, a huge wave came and just sucked it into the ocean!" ASV said cheerfully.
"Then why did you mention it earlier?" Seto hissed between his teeth.
"Well, I stated all the edible things I found; I didn't state that I had any," ASV said.
"And…the shark's carcass?" Seto asked.
"Well, actually, that's probably still on the beach," ASV said. "Oh wait, no, there was this other wave, and I swear that it was like, twenty feet tall-"
"TAKE ME NOW LORD!" screamed Seto.
"OH NO!" ASV said, grabbing both Seto and Joey and diving behind some bushes on the outskirts of the forest. "TAKE COVER!"
"What? What is it?" Seto asked.
"The most dangerous beast known to man!" Joey cried. "It's the size of a full grown man standing up, it can run faster than a gazelle, and it has the teeth of a lion!"
"What is it?" Seto asked, not impressed. "A horrific mutant? An oversized badger? One of Joey's friends from the ghetto?"
"NO, WORSE!" Joey screamed. "It's…it's a…"
However, before he could say another word, a red, extremely confused dog trotted onto the beach, panting incoherently, and overall looking like the stupidest thing know to man. It bounced around the shore absentmindedly…literally, and drooled like a water fountain.
"That's the horrible creature?" Seto said in disgust. "You simple idiots…"
"You don't understand!" ASV said. "Red dogs are by far the unluckiest creatures to wander this life! Merely having one cross your path will give you the worst luck experienced by any mortal!"
"Oh yeah," Seto said. "And for how long? Thirteen years? Seven?"
"All eternity," said ASV.
"Okay, that's it," said Seto, getting out of the bushes and walking over to the incredibly stupid unlucky creature.
"NO! TOOTH FAIRY, COME BACK!" Joey screamed.
"Alright you incredibly stupid red creature," said Seto to the panting red dog. "I don't think you're a cursed creature, but the two idiots in the bush thing that you are, so beat it."
The red dog just panted and stared at Seto.
"Beat it!" Seto said. "Go! Vas! Leave! Don't be here!"
The red dog continued to pant.
"Darn, you make Joey look like a Harvard Professor," Seto said. "GO AWAY!"
However, the red dog, completely taken by the way Seto didn't want to see her there, jumped up, rammed her front paws on his chest, and gave him a big sloppy dog kiss on the nose.
"AAAAAAH!" screamed ASV!
"You've been…NOSE KISSED!" Joey cried in horror.
"So what?" Seto said, shoving the red dog off his body.
"That's the ultimate curse!" ASV cried. "Your soul is doomed to writhe in agony for all eternity!"
"Oh yeah, like I haven't heard that a million times before," Seto said.
"Ha-raow?" said the red dog, bouncing by Seto's path. Suddenly, out of the sky, Seto got crushed by a piano…and nine flutes, sixteen clarinets, four saxophones, an alto sax, eight trumpets, fourteen trombones, and oboe, a bassoon, a base clarinet, several percussion instruments, and the conductor.
"That…was a coincidence," Seto managed to say, but he was muffled by several concert instruments.
---ooo---
"Ahh…nice warm camp fire," Joey said. "It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy!"
"JOEY! YOUR FOOT'S ON FIRE!" ASV cried in distress.
"So?" Joey said, his foot in the fire, which out of driftwood, our three hopeless cases managed to build a fire to at least keep themselves warm. ASV sighed, walked over to Joey, picked up a large load of sand, and snuffed the flames that were gobbling up Joey's left foot.
"Thankie spankies Tooth Fairy's Magical Helper!" Joey said.
"Just call me ASV already!" screamed ASV.
"Great," Seto said. "No food, no Rhinestone City, and I'm stuck on a God-forsaken rock with the missing link between man and moron."
"It's okay Tooth Fairy," Joey said kindly. "Just remember, no matter how bad things get, they can always get tons worse, so cheer up and stop whining you sissy!"
Seto just glared angrily.
"He means that in the best possible way," ASV said. "All he wants to do is help!"
"If he wants to help, he can shut up," Seto said, turning his back on the two.
ASV just tsked to himself.
"You sound like you come with a very sad yet tastefully s uplifting story about yourself," said ASV.
"Mff," Seto mumbled.
"Come on, you can tell us," ASV. "Talking makes you feel better!"
"If I want emotional healing, I'll go watch a chick flick, not babble to a hallucination and an idiot," Seto muttered.
"I'm not a hallucination!" ASV yelled for the six billionth (give or take) time.
"Yeah, and I'm not a chick!" Joey said.
"Look, will you both shut up if I tell you?" Seto asked.
ASV nodded, and Joey just stared at a very fascinating cloud.
"Okay," Seto said. "I'll t-"
"HELLO EVERYONE!" screamed a very piercing, incredibly cutsie voice of a woman with a very weird foreign accent, though it sounded Austrian/German ish. She was wearing one of those odd magiciany kind of outfits that consisted of a one piece bathing suit, a tailcoat/blazer, a top hat, a very nice cane, some stockings, and a pair of hush puppies. At here side was a very depressed looking monkey.
"Um…hello…" said ASV, not sure what the heck was going on.
"I am Mizz Fantasia!" said the peppy woman. "And ziz is my monkey assistant, Baboo!"
"I hate my life," Baboo said.
"Huh, maybe this is a dream," Seto said hopefully.
"SMILES EVERYONE, SMILES!" said the woman enthusiastically/hysterically. "You have arrived on my own fantasy island! And because of that, you are all eligible for one wish!"
"AWESOMEIWISHFORAPINKPONY!" Joey screamed at the top of his lungs.
"No no my stupid friend!" said Mizz Fantasia. "To receive my wish, you must do what Baboo sayz!"
"You have to cross the stupid island," Baboo said.
"Very good Baboo!" said Mizz Fantasia. "But what elze must zey do?"
"Blow the stupid whistle when you get there," muttered Baboo.
"Very good Baboo!" said Mizz Fantasia, patting him on the head. "If you survive, ahem, make it to zee the other end of the island, you shall one free wish!"
"This is awesome!" ASV said. "We can wish for a way off the island, and you guys can get back home!"
"Very good my hallucinatory friend!" said Mizz Fantasia.
"FOR THE LAST FLIPPING TIME, I AM NOT A HALLUCINATION!"ASV screamed.
"Vateva," said Mizz Fantasia, hurling a whistle at the speed of light at Joey's eye, which successfully hit its mark. "Now, just do vat we said! Make it there, and you can get anywhere! And remember," she pointed to the corners of her mouth, "SMILES EVERYONE, SMILES!"
"BYE!" Joey said, as Mizz Fantasia and Baboo mysteriously disappeared.
"Well, tomorrow looks like it's going to be a big day!" said ASV.
"Whatever, go to sleep before I hurt you," said Seto.
"Good night Seto, good night Joey!" ASV said cheerfully.
"GOOD NIGHT TOOTH FAIRY AND THE TOOTH FAIRY'S MAGIC HELPER!" said Joey.
Great Seto thought. I'm stuck with an idiot who can take any kind of damage I throw at him, and a kid just as sickeningly sweet as Ryo, but harder to beat up.
---ooo---
Hey everyone! It's great to be back on the road! Though I think the last two chapters aren't that funny. Odd…but is that the point? No. The point is that the next chapter will be…ABSOLUTLY HILLARIOUS! Know why? Next chapter, I throw in a character who may seem like absolutely nothing at first….BUT TURNS INTO A COMPLETE MONSTER WHEN YOUR BACK IS TURNED!
And the red dog returned! I just decided to make the red dog an unlucky creature, because sometimes our dog will get up on her back legs and give us a kiss on the face, and she is about as tall as you are when drawn to full height. Anyway, when you get 'nose kissed' (or the just as dangerous 'hand lick') you shouldn't play yahtzee on the computer, because you will most certainly lose.
Oh yeah. I don't own Fantasy Island, and I don't know what horrible demon possessed me to swing it into the mix.
Now…HAVE A LOOK!
---ooo---
Woah…" Joey said, hanging upside down by cuffs coming out of the wall in a windowless room. In it was scattered with all manor of various implements of tortures (most things consisting of huge spikes, large heavy objects, and uncomfortable looking body placement devices).
"OH NO! THEY'VE TAKEN ME BACK TO PRE-SCHOOL!" Joey said. "Oh man! I just got out two years ago!"
"Greatings, herr Vheeler," said a very evil sounding voice in a very Germany sounding voice, clearly telling that English was his second language, wearing a cloak that hid his face. "I hope you find your accommodations un-comfort-tayble."
"My what's are what?" Joey asked.
"You probably vish to know my name," said the evil voice. "Zey call me…well, zat's not important. The important thing is that you should prepare to be in ec shrushiating pain."
"AWESOME! PAIN!" Joey said.
---ooo---
SMILES EVERYONE! SMILES!
