Is it stupid? Or is the stupid person who's calling the stupid thing stupid stupid stupid?

Well, I suppose you've all been just waiting by your computer every waking second of Friday to wait for me to update. HERE'S TO YOU GUYS!

Gothangelmyu

HELLO! I'm glad you found the last chapter as funny as I did. The monster thing was funny, because I thought I would just do Joey's monster. But the idea to throw Seto's in was so hilarious; I just had to do it!

You know, I've always wanted to know what the original voices in the series were like. I'd love to get my hands on a copy of original Japanese Episodes, but I heard that the subtitles are absolutely terrible. I think it would be rather amusing to hear Yugi at a higher pitch than Tea X3. And don't worry about the blabbering thing. I love it when people blather on in my reviews. I'm kinda crazy like that.

Anywaaaaaays, THANKIE SPANKIES FOR BEING THE FIRST REVIEWER FOR THE LAST CHAPTER! Can't wait to hear from you again!

Bibo-sama

Brr…Fed-Ex Trucks…

YAY! You're back! Oh, and thanks for answering my questions! Now I understand! That explains why every time I go to the comedy section there are about a gazillion Seto/YamiXTea/Serenity/Yugi/Joey/Some random Egyptian chick for romantic comedies. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

And three day weekends are funzy!

Anyway, it seems that a lot of people wanted me to re-post right away due to the dreaded cliffhanger, so here I am! Thank you for enjoying the insanity!

Mokuba's Official Glomper

HI AGAIN! I'm glad to see you're as crazily funny as ever!

I would really like to see the thingits you wrote, but for some reason, the sight wouldn't show up on any of my reviews or emails. GAH! (pounds head on computer)

I like eggs…oh yes, the evil cliffie. THAT SHALL BE RESOLVED! In the first few paragraphs I might add…anyway, I REALLY WISH I COULD SEE YOUR STUFF! So enjoy this next chappo.

Cute lil Yami

WAHAHAHAHAHA! That was one of the funniest review I've ever read!

Thank you so much for enjoying everything that happened in this chappie! The monsters, the weirdness, the map, and the knockout dart effect! One day Seto is going to have terrible, bloody (well, not bloody, more like bruisy) revenge for all that I've done to him, and will do to him. The next chapter after this one…I think I went completely out of line.

Well, don't want to give too much away! ENJOY THIS CHAPPIE!

Dreamer of Dragons

Dat a cool pen name.

Anyway, thank you for the nice review, and for liking this story so much! You're right, it's true that the tooth f-tin man falls in love in not only Wicked, but the original version of The Wizard of Oz as well. Normally I'd listen to the rest of your story, but I'm reading Wicked right now, so I don't want any spoilers!

Though like I said, thank you so much! I hope you're around to enjoy the next chapter!

Dark Princess Saz

This is also a very funny review!

Anyway, thank you for the watermelon and the apricot! I LOVE FRUIT! Boy, it seems like everyone's giving me food.

The fruit gods shall indeed pay! THE HORROR OF THE NEXT CHAPTER AWAITS! Proceed…with caution…

Mizz-Serenity-Wheeler

Yay! How was Spain?

I'm glad you loved the story so much! And you're still so nice to me! HWAY! To be honest, I find cliffhangers annoying too, so I see where you're coming from. I'm a bit of a typo addict myself…and also cant…uh…what was-REMEMBER THINGS! Yay! That was it!

Boy oh boy, you are going to love this chapter! The more you hate the cliffhanger, the more you love the next chapter. So enjoy!

Hypolitian Warrior

And who wouldn't be scared of such a pop star?

MUA HA! Of course I missed you, don't talk crazy!

A lot of people said that this became their favorite chapter, but they may change their minds in chapters in the future, for I have horribly funny things in store…uh, anyway, tonza thanks for being nice!

Serenity-Yugioh-Fan05

Awesome! Found your story, and I still love it!

Glad about the spell check thing, and glad I found the story again! I'll keep up the chapters if you do! Did Seto have any fun in the last chapter? Probably not.

Funky Egyptian

Fear not my young friend! ALL WILL BE REVEALED!

And thanks for reviewing! I was just answering them in this section, and then the little Space Ghost voice sung 'I got a letter', and there you were! GLAD YOU MADE IT, AND THANK YOU SO MUCHIES!

But…but where's Twinsanity and KaiMai? I MISS THEM SO MUCH!

Onto the craziness!

CHAPTER NINETEEN

If I Only Had an Incredibly Evil Plot

The evil person then, very slowly for dramatic effect, pulled back the hood of his cape. Joey and Seto gasped in shock, for it was none other than-

"Who the freaking heck are you?" asked Seto.

"Oh! I see! That's just what I expected to hear from you!" said the angry evil person, dropping the fake accent. "Oh everyone knows Seto Kaiba and everyone knows Joey Wheeler! But no one knows or cares about me!"

"I don't get it," Joey said.

"I AM TRISTAN TAYLOR!" screamed Tristan at the top of his lungs. "TRISTAN TAYLOR! God, what's wrong with this world? Any heartless jerk or blond street punk who can duel just shows up, and BAM! He has a gazillion fan girls, a trillion fan sites, AND HIS OWN TINS SOLD AT WALMART AND TARGET THAT MIRROR HIS DECK! AND WHAT DO I GET? NOTHING! NOTHING! NOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIING!"

"My heart bleeds for you," Seto said.

"SHUT UP!" said Tristan, throwing the dodge ball aimed at Seto's face, successfully hitting its target. "I hate all of you! I give it my all! I give cunning! I give wit! I give you a person who accuses Joey of being an idiot when Seto's not around! I risk my very life, AND WHAT DOES THIS WORLD GIVE ME! I mean, where are the Tristan fan sites? Where are the Tristan fan girls? Where's are the Tristan bobble heads?"

"You're mad, aren't you?" Joey asked.

"I SAID SHUT IT!" Tristan said, hitting Joey with the dodge ball again. "This is it! It's time I took control of just who rules the show! You main characters think you're so hot with your mock Goth and grunge clothes, your ghetto talk, your clever insults, your prepared speeches, and your haircuts that defy the laws of physics!"

"Cheh, like you should talk," Seto said.

"SHUT UP!" Tristan said, slamming Seto with the dodge ball. "Well now it's time for me to take back my fallen glory! I could have been something…and you took it away…and now, you're all going to pay."

"YOU LOOK FUNNY!" Joey said, pointing to Tristan's hair point.

BONK!

"Now then, to the torture!" said Tristan, catching the ball that bounced off of Joey's face. "I hope you know, I've been preparing a long time for both of your arrivals."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I was too bored by the prepared speeches to notice," Seto said.

BONK!

"Enough of your tongue!" Tristan said, once again catching the ball. "Now, after pouring thorough my DVD collection, to every sick, low, offensive, and colossally deviant piece, I have chosen the one that will present the most pain and suffering to you both!"

"Enlighten me," Seto said.

BONK!

"And now," Tristan said, wheeling a huge television out of nowhere in front of the two. "You both will have the horrific emotional scars of the only DVD that can truly rip the strongest man's soul clear out of his body!"

He flicked on the DVD player with the remote, and after a little static-

"Hello everyone!" said an announcer. "Welcome to Josh Groban in Concert!"

"NOOOOO!" screamed both Joey and Seto at the top of their lungs.

Tristan just laughed maniacally as Joey and Seto forced great torture of the soulful, thoughtful music that only middle-aged women and their daughters listened to her. There was nothing they could do to escape. They couldn't even chew off their own arms to escape the torture.

---ooo---

"Hmm…huh, wha?" ASV said groggily, pushing himself up after laying face down on the ground, trying to pull himself together after everything he endured. "What happened? Where's the…"

Then it all hit him at once.

"OH NO THE BLOW PIPPER!" he screamed to himself, jumping up in the air, floating around in panic. "He hit Seto down, and-oh God-he must have dragged him off! Oh no! Oh no oh no oh no OH NO! What am I going to do?"

After he said that, he sunk down to the ground again on his strap on wings.

"What I'm I going to do?" he asked himself again. "The same thing I always do. Screw up. It's about time I face it. I can't do a single thing right. I failed 196 times in the academy. I don't even have real wings. And now, it's all my fault that my first ever client and his monkey thing are going to be tortured to insanity. I'm pathetic. I'm lower than pathetic. I'm super pathetic. If I was tossed on a huge pile of pathetic things, they'd all throw me out because I was way too pathetic for their taste. I-"

"Okay, that's enough time mopping, it's giving me the creeps," said the most random thing in the world. It was a huge, green lifesaver mint with legs and arms with a light bulb strapped to its head.

"Who are you?" ASV asked, wiping a few small tears away.

"I'm Enlightenment," said Enlightenment, pointing to the lightbulb over his head. "See? I have in light, and I'm a mint!"

"Yes, that's very clever," ASV said. "But nothing you can say can change my mind. I'm a screw up. No questions asked."

"Not true," said Enlightenment. "All we know for sure is that you failed before."

"Thanks," ASV said sarcastically.

"But did that ever stop you before?" said Enlightenment. "You never let giving up get in your way. You always picked yourself up and tried again! You went after a level eight case for crying out loud! Is that really worth nothing to you?"

"But I always fell down again," said ASV. "I might as well quit while I'm ahead."

"Don't talk like that!" ASV said. "When J.K. Rowling was a single mother, living on welfare, and having to write in cafes, did she sit around crying? No! She wrote a book that made her a millionaire, famous, and people in Third World Countries know her name! And when Abe Lincoln failed in business, politics, and love, did he just give up? No! He became one of the most famous presidents ever, his face is on a mountain, and he's on the five dollar bill!"

"But…196 years…" ASV said.

"Look kid," said Enlightenment. "You can fly, you have a hammer, and you know where the weirdoes are being held! You've got everything you need, now you just have to go out and kick the snot out of someone. Remember, people aren't born failures kid. They choose to be."

ASV's eyes got all big, with inspiration.

"You're right!" he said, getting up. "Seto and the monkey thing need my help! I'm not going to let there be a 197th year at the academy!"

"That's the spirit!" Enlightenment said.

"I have one question though," said ASV. "If you gave me inspiration and spiritual guidance, doesn't that kind of make you my conscience?"

"Uh…I don't know," Enlightenment said.

"Because it kind of seems weird that a conscience would have a conscience," said ASV. "And if that's true, then who's your conscience? Is there a never ending chain of consciences that are consciences to other-"

"SHUT UP ALREADY!" screamed Enlightenment. "You're not even a conscience, okay? And don't try to think to hard, it doesn't suit you."

"Okay!" ASV said. "Thanks Enlightenment!"

"Whatever," said Enlightenment, walking off.

"Alright, I've got one last chance, and this is it!" ASV said, picking up his morality hammer. "Now…OF TO SAVE THE WEIRD PEOPLE!"

---ooo---

"Alright, perhaps a little break would be good," said Tristan, pausing the DVD to enjoy a few minutes of Seto and Joey's pain. Both of them were panting from internal pain, and both were thankful that it stopped for a moment.

"Joey…I think I'm dying…" Seto said.

"Tooth Fairy," Joey said in intense pain, "if I die, will anyone remember me?"

"Joey, when it comes to you, people may forgive, but they can never forget," Seto said, still managing to pull out a good insult.

"Now, I am offering you gentlemen an offer that under your current situation I doubt you'd refuse," Tristan said calmly. "I am willing to let you go free if you renounce your main titles as main characters of Yu-Gi-Oh, and also destroy Yugi Motou, so I can completely rule, and create an all new show off of Yu-Gi-Oh…TRIS-TAN-OH!"

"Okay, it's somewhat of a goal of mind to destroy Yugi, however, I'm not too keen on having the show becoming a stupid hole, and I am certainly not keen on giving up!" Seto said. "I refuse!"

"Dur…onions?" Joey asked in confusion.

"Fine!" Tristan spat. "I gave you a chance, but you leave me no choice but to do it the hard way...Josh Groban may kill you, but let's speed up the process…"

Then, reaching into a chest that contained many items of torture, like chains and spikes and such, Tristain pulled out a pair of pink dresses.

"AAAAAAH!" Joey screamed. "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!"

"You sick man!" Seto screamed. "You want me to be chained upside down to a wall with the person I hate more than Satan and all his little devil things listening to Josh Groban IN A PINK DRESSS?"

"Very effective, isn't it?" said Tristan with a carnal smile.

"JUST KILL US AND GET IT OVER WITH!" Seto half-screamed, half-sobbed.

"IWAHMAHMOMEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Joey.

CRASH, KABOOM BOOM shhhhhhpapapa…

The wall was completely destroyed by several sharp blows from the Morality Hammer, causing an entire section of the wall to cave in, huge clods of rubble falling to the ground with hisses, cackles, and scrapes.

"Uh, I have a door you know," Tristan said.

"I know," ASV said, standing in the blinding light of the outside. "I destroyed that to!"

"Ah, Agent Sweater-Vest," said Tristan, walking around the room like a real evil villain would. "I have heard much of you. I read this fanfiction work you know. You know…we're very much like alike…we have more similarities than you care to admit you know. We're like…two sides of the same coin."

"Uh, no we aren't," said ASV.

"We aren't?" said Tristan. "Oh yeah, I guess we aren't. Don't know where I got that from."

"Ee-yah," said ASV. "Anyway, I want those two back. Can I have them please?"

"Of course you can…ASSUMING THAT YOU CAN GET THROUGH THE TERROR OF MY OWN TORTURE!" cackled Tristan. "Here's the deal. If you can survive the horror of my three most horrible tortures, you can have the idiots. THEY CONSIST OF-"

"Being chained to a wall, watching a Josh Groban DVD, and wearing a dress?" ASV asked.

"How'd yah know?" Tristan asked.

"Oh, just a wild guess…" ASV said.

"Anyway, do you think you can handle such horrible torture?" Tristan asked.

"Well, I suppose I could try, couldn't I?" ASV said, holding out his hand to be shook.

"Best of luck to y-OWWW!" cried to Tristan, shaking his hand, but suddenly wheeling back, clutching it.

"HA!" ASV said, holding one of the blow piper's darts. He held it between his index and middle finger, and when Tristan went to shake it, he got stabbed by it.

"YOU TRICKED ME!" Tristan bellowed with rage, picking up ASV by the front of his sweater vest and yanking him up to eye level. "HOW DARE YOU? FOR THIS, YOU'LL DIE! YOU ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE LITTLE IMP I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED! NOW, YOU D-whoa, suddenly, I feel really dizzy."

Tristan dizzily dropped ASV, walking around in drunken circles, until he slammed face first into a wall.

"OH GOD!" he sobbed, sinking down. "I knew it! I am a worthless character! I have no right to live a happy life! I'm a complete loser, and I'll never have a fan ever ever EVER! And yet…I FEEL SO HAPPY!"

With that, he began to bounce up and down and do happy jumping jacks.

"YEAH! I feel like the happiest man alive!" he cried with joy. "I feel like dancing and hugging small kitties! Lets all ride magical happy ponies! I'll name my Sprinkles-"

He twirled in a circle three times.

"GREEN APPLE!" he screamed, then fainted.

"Does this mean no ponies?" Joey asked.

ASV sighed, and pushed a big red button on the wall labeled 'The Big Red Button on the Wall That Sets the Prisoners Free', and Joey and Seto's cuffs instantly unlocked, causing them to both fall to the floor.

"OW!" Seto yelled, landing on his head.

"YAY!" Joey said, bouncing back up and screaming with joy. "WE'RE FREE! TOOTH FAIRY! WE'RE FREE!"

"Yay," Seto said in a 'I don't care' voice, pulling himself up.

"And even better, look!" ASV said, pointing outside of the huge hole in the wall to a beach with sparkling waves of aquamarine. "It's the other end of the island! Now we can get the free wish!"

"Now that's a good thing," Seto said.

"HOORAY!" screamed Joey, running right into the water, screaming African War Chants in the great, heaping joy he felt swell up inside him. As soon as he got knee deep, he was attacked by the second only freshwater shark know to man.

"Okay…" ASV said, promptly blowing the whistle, which made a sound that sounded like 'Joey's a loser'. Then, with a little pop, the Fantasy Island Woman and Baboo came back.

"Smiles everyone, smiles!" she said, walking onto the beach.

"Oh thank god," Seto said. "Look, we made it to the other end of your stupid island, now we get our wish."

"Okay!" ASV said. "We wish-"

"Oh, you silly peoples!" said Mizz Fantasia. "You avent made it to the other end of the island! You're back where you started!"

"WHAT?" Seto snarled. "We went through all that for nothing?"

"In a word, yez," said Mizz Fantasia.

"Wow! That tickled!" Joey said, walking back on to the shore, covered in bite marks.

"GIVE US THAT STUPID WISH OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF JOEY'S LIFE!" screamed Seto at the top of his lungs, accompanied with an infamous death glare.

"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!" screamed Mizz Fantasia, dropping her accent. "Jeez! Okay, whatever! Just do it quick before I change my mind."

"We wish for a way off this island!" ASV said.

"And for Joey's instant death," Seto said.

"And a snow cone!" Joey said.

"Sorry, you only get one," said Mizz Fantasia, suddenly pulling out a huge magic wand-like thing, slamming it on top of Joey's head.

"Alright!" Seto said, until he got slammed by it too.

---ooo---

"And then what happened?" Serenity asked, as the scene shifted back to the campfire.

"I FOUND HIM!" Spirit screamed with joy.

"Yeah…" Seto said. "And that's pretty much it."

"That was a great story Tooth Fairy!" Joey said happily. "But this 'Joey' person sounds like a complete idjit!"

"Doesn't he though?" Seto said.

"Well, that was…interesting," Ryo said. "Boy, you guys must have had the most exciting adventure ever!"

Suddenly, out whirling from the forest, a huge cutlass spun in the air, digging itself right next to Ryo's left foot. Ryo promptly screamed.

"Alright punks," said a gruff but familiar voice from the woods. "Hands up in the air!"

No one even bothered to think twice.

"Looks like we finally have you."

Then, stalking out of the forest came all the pirates from the ship Ryo accidentally sunk. Each of them was incredibly drenched and tied up with all varieties of sea weed.

"It's Captain Dumpling and the others!" Serenity cried.

"Aye lass," said Captain Dumpling.

"And don't think we haven't forgotten just what you filthy lubbers did to our ship," said John evilly.

"Si," said Maria darkly.

"So now, I'm afraid, no words can describe what we feel in our bruised, tortured, wretched souls-" Richard started.

"Shut up Richard," Nancy said. "Actually, there is one thing…"

Everyone's breath was held, waiting for the horrible fate that was to be given to them by the manic, yet tastefully evil pirates.

"THANK YOU!" they all cried.

The captives all sweat dropped.

"Um, pardon me," Ryo said. "But uh, did you say…thank you?"

"Uh huh!" said Captain Dumpling. "The ship was cursed! When it was destroyed the curse was lifted!"

"Indeed, it was a terrible curse," said Maria. "It has been with us for years, ever since we bought this ship at a sale in a used ominous pirate ship dealer."

"I didn't get a word of that," Serenity said.

"I'll translate," Seto said. "She says that Serenity is the most unattractive female specimen of life she has ever met, assuming she is female."

"What?" Serenity asked, in utter confusion.

"The curse forced us to sail around and around in circles going to random places until everyone gets very dizzy. No matter what we could do, none of us could possibly defy it." Maria said.

"And that Ryo is the dippiest little twit she had ever seen in her life," said Seto. "She said she has been to China where there are slugs three feet long that look more like a civilized human being than he does."

Ryo started crying.

"And due to the curse, we couldn't destroy the ship with our hands," said Maria. "We needed to invite people on our ship, hoping that one would be stupid and/or clumsy enough to destroy it!"

"And she's saying things about Joey I don't think I should repeat in a PG rated fanfic," Seto said.

"And your translator is very sloppy," said Maria. "Either he's completely full of himself, or he's just an idiot, and I'm leaning toward the second."

"Em…she's asking us if we're thirsty," Seto said.

"This is a very interesting conversation," Serenity said, not believing a word Seto said.

"Ha-raow?" said the Red Dog, suddenly bouncing into the scene.

"AAAAAH!" screamed everyone, running up into the palm trees, except Serenity.

"What?" Serenity said. "It's just a dog."

"ARGH! Tis not just any dog!" said Captain Dumpling. "Tis a red dog! They're nothing but bad luck!"

"Believe him Serenity!" Seto said, who was also in the tree.

"Don't be stupid…" Serenity said, petting the dog, who licked her hand.

"AAAAAAAH!" everyone screamed.

"SHE'S CURSED!" Joey said.

Suddenly, money rained from a little colorful cloud that hung over Serenity's head.

"Maybe it's just my life that's in the pits…" Seto said.

---ooo---

THE NEXT DAY

"Thank you so much again for the ride across the sea Mr. Dragon!" Ryo said sweetly, waving goodbye to the dragon, who was going back into the sea.

"Don't mention it!" the elemental sea dragon called back.

"Again, we're sorry for all the trouble we caused you." Serenity said guiltily to the pirates and Spirit.

"Argh, tis no problem!" said Captain Dumpling. "We have enough bank bonds to make sure that our ship is replaced!"

"And this time, we'll not sure it's not a used one," Nancy said.

"And summer breaks nearly over anyway, so no big deal," said Spirit.

"You've all been so wonderful!" said Serenity.

"Awesome! Fishies!" Joey said, peering into the water as a shark was desperately trying to jump out of the water and snap his head off.

"Joey!" Serenity said, pulling him out of danger.

"Hey! Where's Seto?" Ryo asked, looking around.

"Yeah! Where is that hands-I mean Seto?" said Spirit.

---ooo---

"Okay, I admit that I probably streached the truth…a little when translating," Seto said, hanging upside down by a rope tied around his ankles from some sort of pirate torturing device with his hands tied behind his back, "but don't you think this is going a little overboard?"

"No," Maria said, pulling out a big paddle from a pile of torturing devices.

"Look, I didn't even know you spoke English!" Seto said. "I think your dishonest use of the language barrier is just as bad as mine."

"No," Maria said again. "Yo hablare, tu haras silencio. Comprendes?"

Shrilanka-San translation: No, I'll talk, you'll shut up. GOT IT?

"Hey, wait, hang on," Seto said. "No, you really shouldn't-OW! YEEK! OW! HEY-OW! St-OW! That's-OWOWOWOW! STOP IT ALREADY!"

---ooo---

"Your supreme incredibly naughtiness," said a flying, fuzzy bunny as he entered Pegasus's chamber.

"Oh, what is it now General Fluffa-Pie?" said Pegasus, watching Yu-Gi-Oh on his crystal ball, while wearing a green facial mask to clean his pores. "Can't you see I'm busy? And GEEZ! This is like, the lamest show ever invented! I mean really! The art leaves much to be desired, and all they do is play around with cards. BORE-ING!"

"Uh, anyway," said General Fluffa Pie, "recent reports from the FBBI, the Fuzzy Bunny Bureau of Investigations, suggests that the four miscreants have somehow survived through the perils of the Cuz Sea. I suggest immediate action!"

"Oh please General Fluffa-Pie," said Pegasus. "Where they're headed next, we don't even need to bother doing anything. They'll never survive!"

"With all due respects, isn't that what you said last time sir?" the General asked.

"SILENCE!" Pegasus said. "Now, what's on our evil agenda for today?"

"We plan to create a massive flood, washing out several poverty-ridden African countries, spread a new form of mad cow disease across Canada, and call a massive shortages on Yu-Gi-Oh Duelist manga across all Borders Facilities in the continental United States," General Fluffa-Pie replied.

"Excellent!" Pegasus cried. "May all the world tremble in fear of…MAXIMILLION PEGASUS! BWA HA HA HA HA! BWA HA HA HA HA! BWA HA HA HA-"

Suddenly, his cell phone began to ring, and it played to the tune of 'I Feel Like a Woman'.

"What?" Pegasus asked, as General Fluffa-Pie gave him a look.

---ooo---

TO: CMWGAA HQ

FROM: Softnfluffy3782 (Connect to CMWGAA dot com)

RE: A-874-564-1248-Sf.D (Agent Sweater Vest)

To Whom It May Concern:

I am writing in regard to comment on a certain agent that has been drawn to my attention due to his involvement in my own case in light of recent events. I would like to also use this letter as one of recommendation to this certain agent.

Due to a sudden shortage of consciences for reasons neither confirmed nor denied at this point, I was forced to 'borrow' him to 'baby sit' my own client due to an unfortunate splitting up of myself and client Seto Kaiba (8C-13-76326, file #2762), whom has been written as a level eight case. While I found it somewhat hard to believe that said agent, 'Agent Sweater Vest' or 'ASV' as he's typically referred to by his peers, he somehow did a good job of not only keeping Seto from what sounds like the right thing, but from killing a bystander named 'Joey Wheeler', which my client has a severe distaste toward, to put it in the most general sense.

As a Level Eleven case worker, having to resort to measures that sometimes stretch my own talents myself getting said client to do the right thing, much less no kill said bystander, this seems like an accomplishment that deserves ribbons of honor and promotion to the board, much less passing the academy. I highly recommend him to continue his work, and hope he does such. We could use a few more people like him who at least keep trying, unlike some agents who say 'be good' and go home for coffee.

Keeping this in mind, I must insist that you use the philosophy of 'positive reinforcement' on him instead of drastic discipline. Also, I insist that you keep him in. I refer to him myself as a 'late-bloomer' so to speak. As long as he's passionate, I suppose that's all we need.

And if any of you think of reincarnating him, I will be forced to bring to the attention of the public of our sudden lack of temps, and also bring in further investigation of why such is happening. Also, I will be forced to post a few members of the BOD's high school yearbook pictures on the internet, as well as in a few small newspaper chains.

Regards,

Genevieve S. Fuzzy-Kins

A-263-792-1637-Sf.B

"Well, I'm glad that's over and done," said Ms. Fuzzy-Kins, sending the letter to the agency on her laptop. "Now it's time for a nice, relaxing game of Bunny Bashers Nine Point Oh."

---ooo---

And yet another great chapter!

In case any of you are wondering, yes, it was fun to write Ms. Fuzzy Kins' letter.

I wish I'd have something really cool to say, but I keep wondering why I keep thinking of so many things that are happening to the four as they continue their journey to Cuz. It's very weird.

My life is so boring.

Now, since you've all been such good kids this year, you all get…A SPECIAL MINI-STORY! It tells of my ongoing love of the Yu-Gi-Oh Duelist manga, and how glad I am to have the first three volumes.

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS MANGA SPOILERS!

MANGA TIME

A Short By Shrilanka-San

As you all know, the extremely popular Manga 'Yu-Gi-Oh' has made it's recent premiere of the new saga, 'Yu-Gi-Oh Duelist' (HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY). Anyway, in such, we get not only to see the TRUE side of what the Anime should have been, but we also get to see all your favorite characters come back again, with some much more frightening twists…

Serenity: This is the first time I've ever been in the manga. Unfortunately, I only have, what, four lines?

Joey: Plus, I'm there! I get to act all cool! AND I ROCK AS A DUELIST!

Serenity: People must be really shocked that you have a sister. I mean, that's like Darth Vader actually having one. Or does he?

Joey: AND MAI'S HOT! Did you see her blouse. WOO HOO!

Serenity: Joey…

Uh, anyway, like I said, this is truly a monumental book. Finally, my ultimate dream has come true! Seto and Ryo are now in the same manga!

Ryo: YAY! People think I'm twice as cute in the manga as I am in the Anime!

Seto: Yeah, whatever.

Ryo: You're just sad because you're in a coma for all the times you were supposed to be running away from guards and sneaking into underground hideouts that have cool talking computers and stuff!

Seto: Why should I be? You have no good parts, not even your stupid 'spirit' duel. Also, who has a cool helicopter and kicks the butts of the guards who tries to kill him. I'll give you a hint. It's not the boy in the sweater running around in a fake British accent screaming 'Go Yugi, Go Joey, yay'.

Ryo: THAT'S SO HURTFULL!

However, like all good mangas, you always lose something when an Anime is done. Sometimes, however, you gain something in the Anime too.

Shri: Let's face it. Yugi duels a puppet instead of Seto's dark side. Am I impressed? No. Plus, Yugi's Grandpas stuck in a camera. And Tristan, while he was embraced as Joey's crony in the Anime, pretty much gets shoved aside, as does Ryo. Even Tea loses her charm in the manga series. Though just the way Mai acts, the way she kicks butt, and how awesome all the duels were drawn, how Joey is shown to have a sensitive side, and how weird Pegasus is, I suppose all is forgiven. But still, wouldn't it be cool if Mai started belting out cuss in the Anime? Or if Tea just walked over and kicked Seto in the shins instead of yelling at him? I think so.

However, the manga, as usual, is top ranks, and as usual, many crazed fan girls line up outside Borders to try to raid it.

Spirit: (running) THIS IS WONDERFUL! Now I can see Seto's beautiful face anytime, anywhere! HOORAY!

Mobster: (Also running) British Person, here I come!

Girl Store Clerk: OH MY GOD! More fan girls! And they look worse than that Shrilanka-San kid!

Boy Store Clerk: (Pushing big red button that says 'Emergency') Well, lets see them get through this!

Spirit: Hey! They blocked of the entranceway to the store with a metal wall! And they did it to the windows too! ARGH! Meanie Border's People! We'll never get in!

Mobster: (With Shoulder Laser Cannon) Never say never.

FOUR SECONDS LATER…

(GSC and BSC are tied up, and Mobster is still threatening them with laser cannon)

GSC: (Tied up) WE GIVE! WE GIVE!

Spirit: Tell us where the Yu-Gi-Oh Duelist is!

BSC: We don't know! For some strange reason, they had massive shortages of the manga for some strange reason! We don't know what!

Mobster and Spirit: TO THE WAREHOUSES!

(Both run off)

BSC: Jeez, they could have at least untied us.

Well, despite everything, it's all well that ends well in the manga world…I hope…

News Report: The sudden shortage of a certain graphic novel known as 'Yu-Gi-Oh Duelist' has caused massive outrages of many young women in this country. Just today, a huge fire upon several Borders' warehouses was caused by two young women who's names have not been released. Upon being handcuffed by the police, one was reported as saying 'Oh, bite us you butt heads'.

Shri: Whoa. This is almost as bad as the Inuyasha shortage last year…

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I DON'T OWN BORDERS! OR JOSH GROBAN IN CONCERT! OR 'I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN'! OR INUYASHA!

ANYWAY! The next chapter!

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So where are we going to sleep tonight?" Serenity asked, walking with her three misguided travel companions on the Yellow Brick Road that lead through the sea city.

"I gots an idea!" Joey said.

"I wondered if it would ever happen to him," Seto said.

"WE CAN SLEEP IN THE ROAD!" Joey said, suddenly falling down in the road and falling asleep, contently sucking his thumb in a fetal position.

"Uh…huh…" Serenity said.

"Serenity! We can't just sleep on the road!" Ryo said with concern. "This is a sea city! There are robbers, and drunks, and vagrants, and rough pirates, and…oh horrors…GIRL SCOUTS!"

"Not to mention you look completely stupid when you do," Seto said, watching Joey twitch and suck his thumb.

"Well, this is a city, right?" Serenity said. "That means there has got to be inns or something around here for one night travelers to stay in."

"HOORAY!" Ryo cried with joy. "We don't need to sleep in the road!"

"Can we leave Joey?" Seto asked hopefully.

"Seto…" Serenity said.

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And remember, STAY IN SCHOOL!