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Hi everyone! Ready for…INSANITY? First, the lovely reviewers!
Mokuba's Official Glomper
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE CLIP WAS SO FUNNY! Scary, BUT FUNNY!
Fun fun fun…anyway, thank you for going out of your way once again to make my reviewing experience nutsilly hilarious. I like mice too, incidentally. I think their adorable, and so does my mom's mom. However, my mom is absolutely terrified of them, so I said 'one day, a chapter of my story shall be dedicated to your irrational fear of mice'.
Remember the forshadowy moment in chapter one?
I like kitties too…
THANKS FOR REVIEWING!
Funky Egyptian
You won! You win…uh…A NEW CHAPTER! YEAH!
Sorry, my allowance doesn't cover cars…
I don't know where the shirtless idea came from. I was just typing, and the idea came. Seto without a shirt…I'm getting both thrilling and terrifying mental pictures.
YAY! Serenity the butt kicker! She continues to make me smile. I wanted to do a skit where Joey and Ryo were both super heroes from the start, and the mice people thing gave me a good opportunity to go completely nuts with them. And you know how much fun I have making fun of clichés.
May this chapter make you just as hyper as before.
Dark Princess Saz
I get high on lemonade too. And Kitkats when I'm bored.
If Seto's wallet is scary, just imagine how scary the other's wallets are. I bet Ryo has a bunch of recipes that you clip off of soup labels and the back of instant made meal boxes, 'Titanic' ticket stubs, plushie key chains, a lot of pennies, and a bunch of loose change next to his 'Neopets' trading cards. Joey…brr, I don't want to think about it.
Okay, I'm ranting about wallets. Sad, very sad.
BUTT MAN AND GHOST BOY ROCK!
Wait, you know about the space chickens? (Shifty eyes) I knew they existed. Everyone told me I was crazy…
Gothangelmyu
Hel-lo! How is you?
Seto afraid of mice…very scary indeed, but what can I say? As for the mice people, you'll see them, don't worry. More off them than you want to see, is my guess.
My mom would probably be okay with rats as long as they weren't running around on the floor. Then things would get downright scary for her.
Here's the update you wanted! Hope you enjoy it!
Mizz-Serenity-Wheeler
I figured it was about time that Joey and Ryo would be partnered up. They're a really odd pair, but their so funny, I just had to keep it going. And Seto goes insane over a lot of things, (Yugi, his stepdad, rare cards, parakeets, etc.) so it doesn't surprise me.
Your rabbit used to eat birds? That's cool and weird…I'd like to see it.
Pardon me for sounding stupid (again) but what are skoobies? I'm guessing their a type of bead thing. I played a lot with beads when I was younger.
Anyway BEHOLD! May your reading pleasure be filled with…INSANITY! Bye! (Gives a cookie)
ShadowFire2
OVER FOUR HUNDRED REVIEWS? Wow, that's totally awesome!
I'd like to see that fanfic. It sounds funny! And YuGiOh! And the Holly Grail is so funny! I thought the movie was hilarious, but yours is just as good! Thank you tonzy for reviewing a second time!
Tristan'soneandonlyfangirl
Hey, no problem. When people do that for the stories I review, it makes me feel happy as well. So I figure I'd do that so people would also be happy, which makes me happy in return. IT IS A VICIOUS CYCLE OF HAPPINESS!
I can understand fears. Mine doesn't make any sense at all. I have a fear of graveyards.
I don't know what it is. I just get out of a car, and just stepping out a car, I get all these thoughts that six feet below me are a bunch of dead people. Then, everything gets really spiny, I lean up against the car, and while my family goes out to pay respects, I just hop in the car and hope we go home soon.
Sorry, I'm ranting. THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING SO MUCH! I hope you enjoy this chapter just as much as the last one! It's twice as crazy, weird, and not normal!
Cute lil Yami
GOOUNEYLARIOUS! I love it!
Cosmo, actually, does provide a little inspiration for Joey. Also, his randomness also puts me in a good mood to write chapters, so yeah, COSMO DESERVES CREDIT!
I'm not exactly a die-hard fan, but I do like The Fairly Oddparents.
THANK YOU FOR THE COOKIES AN THE COOL NEW WORD! I love Ryo-Baked cookies! You're so nice!
Where's Twinsanity, Lefthandedfreak, and KaiMai? WAAAAAAAAAAH!
ONTO THE CRAZINESS!
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
If I Only Had the Silver Spork of Polite Intervention
"SEH-TOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The mighty cry of anger echoed through the hallways of the Periwinkle Inn as Serenity stomped down to the ground level of the building, in a pastel pink bathrobe provided for the guests. Her soaked platforms left puddles of water behind her as she stamped down, nearly shattering the framework of the building. Seto guiltily looked up from the water tank that he was cutting off with a huge wrench.
"May I ask you why the shower upstairs suddenly STOPPED?" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Well how do you know it was me?" Seto said, trying to hide the wrench behind his back.
"Other than you've been trying to destroy everything else in this Inn every free minute of you time, and you're trying to hide a wrench behind your back?" Serenity said.
Darn, can't believe she caught that, Seto thought. "Okay, look, I'm cutting off supplies."
"Why?" Serenity asked dangerously.
"Well, if the Mice People think this place is a dump without any good resourses, they'll leave!" Seto snapped.
Serenity just glared at him.
"Seto, have you ever had your legs ripped clean out of the sockets and been beaten to a state of vegetation with them?" she asked.
"Have you ever had your arms torn clean out of your shoulder blades by a wrench, then have them jammed down your windpipe?" Seto asked.
---ooo---
FOUR SECONDS LATTER
"Well, I'm glad that's over," Serenity said, closing the basement door behind her. "Gad. You get up early so this stuff won't happen, and-Oh, hi guys!"
Ryo and Joey were both wearing business suits and huge glasses.
"Uh…did you two get caught by some sort of makeover team?" Serenity asked.
"IDONOTHAVESUPERPOWERS!" Joey screamed.
"Ee-yah," Serenity said. "Joey, you didn't stick your tongue in a power outlet again, did you? And why are you so buff?"
"Uh, we just thought that…" Ryo said, trying to think up a good excuse. "Well, we thought it…was someone's funeral, so we got all dressed up, and…Joey worked out…a lot…and then, well, no one appears to be dead, so-"
Suddenly, a very beaten-up Seto slammed opened the door, flinching and shivering in pain, both eyes blacked out.
"I stand corrected," Ryo said.
Suddenly, there was a little beeping sound coming from a watch on Joey's wrist, and cool super-hero music started playing somewhere in the background.
"THE BUTT SIGNAL!" Joey cried heroically. "This looks like a job for…BUTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
He grabbed Ryo by the wrist, nearly snapping it off with his super strength, and tore down the hallway, a poor, frightened Ryo in tow, billowing in Joey's dust like some sort of flag.
"I think I'm going to check into a different Inn until all of this blows over," Serenity said, going upstairs to comb the suds out of her hair.
Time to dismantle the generator, Seto said, taking his wrench back downstairs.
---ooo---
With dramatic background music still playing in the background, Joey, dragging Ryo, dashed down the hallway, until he came to a huge grandfather clock. He then opened the glass door to it, pulled down one of the chains, and then, the clock slid by, revealing a secret passageway. He then jumped into the slide that lid down the passageway. In the process, he and Ryo, due to cool robots along the chute, slapped on their super hero costumes, which was just their regular clothes with towel capes and masks (and the underwear for Joey), which finished off with them landing on a huge, fluffy pillow at the bottom of the chute. Well, Joey landed on the pillow, Ryo landed on concrete.
"THE BUTT CAVE! Equiped the Butt Plasma TV!" said Joey dramatically, pointing to a round table with a huge 'BM' in the middle and a tiny 'GB' not far bellow it, right next to a huge, movie theater like television screen.
"Oh Boy! I bet 'Sesame Street' is on!" said Joey, turning on the TV.
"But, isn't this supposed to be where we get our mission briefing?" Ryo asked.
Suddenly, the plasma screen of the TV burst into static, and then a elderly gentleman in a admiral-y kind of uniform appeared on it, smoking a pipe.
"Butt Man," said the Chief. "We need your help immediately!"
"If you didn't need our help, you wouldn't have called!" Ryo said cheerfully.
"Who are you?" the Chief asked.
"MY YOUNG WARD!" Joey said. "Now, what is it Chief?"
"Butt Man," Chief said, "a local knickknack store, Things'n'Stuff'n'Junk, is being robbed by a rouge gang of mice people. We believe they have connections to the highest member of the mice people society, the lovely Empress Evil, high Queen of the Mice people."
"OH NO!" Ryo cried. "Those poor knickknacks!'
"DON'T WORRY CHIEF!" screamed Joey. "Butt Man and Ghost Boy are on the case!"
"I'm a monkey!" The chief said, logging out.
"Quick! To the Butt Mobile!" Joey said, jumping into a small, 1987 Volkswagen with a huge butt painted on it, while Ryo calmly got in.
"LET'S ROLL!" Joey said, turning the key in the ignition.
"Joey, do you have a license?" Ryo asked.
"Uh…no," Joey said. "ONWARDS!"
With that, he floored the gas pedal, and the car went straight through the Butt Cave wall at one hundred eight miles per hour, Ryo screaming at the top of his lungs.
---ooo---
"Alright lady," said a mouse person, holding up a piece of cheese in the shape of a hand gun to threaten the cashier at the counter. "Hand over the knickknacks, and we won't riddle you with enough lead to start a pencil company!"
The helpless cashier, making the horrible mistake of leaving her ice pick at home that day, was forced to shove every chicken shaped mug, cat shaped paper wait, business men plush toys, celebrity bobble heads, and stuffed raccoons which were holding boxes of Cracker Jacks into the burlap sack held in the three mice people's hands.
The mice people themselves were incredibly ugly, with green-brown fur that looked like scummy pond water, beady, bloodshot eyes, long, hairless tails, orange buck teeth, horrible, mangled paws with twisted black claws, and they had horrible voices that sounded like they chugged down ten casks of helium with coffee for breakfast.
"Thanks lady," sneered the evil rats.
"HALT NOT NICE PEOPLE, IN THE NAME OF…BUTT MAN!" screamed Joey, crashing right through a solid wall.
"And Ghost Boy!" Ryo said cheerfully, opening the door un-dramatically.
"ACH! BUTT MAN! And his…pet albino thing," said the Mouse Person. "We almost hope you'd come here…SO WE COULD TEAR YOU APPART!"
"Ha! Good luck!" Joey said. "No one can escape the unpleasant odor of justice! PREPARE TO FEEL THE POSTERIOR OF PAIN!"
"Never!" said the Mouse Person, and he and his tree accomplices charged toward the door, running over Ryo in an attempt to get out.
"THE MICE PEOPLE ESCAPED!" Joey cried in panic.
"I…noticed…" Ryo said in pain on the floor, covered in mousy foot prints. Joey then ran over him as well in hot pursuit of the mice people, charging up the stairs of which the evil mice scurried up to escape from the crime scene.
Ryo, pushing his bruised body to a standing position, headed for the elevator.
---ooo---
"Boy, dat Butt Man don't give up!" said a mouse of the three mouse gang on the roof.
"Um, guys, why are we on the roof?" another mouse asked.
"Because there's a lovely view up here," said the mousey leader. "Also, it's part of the plan…remember?"
"Right," said the first mouse, taking out a piece of red chalk. He then began to run around, drawing on the roof in circles, triangles, and squares. He was still drawing when-
"A HA!" said Joey, slamming open the door to the stairway that lead to the roof. "You shall not escape the Butt of Brutality!"
Suddenly, an elevator sound dinged, and the elevator doors opened up to reveal Ryo.
"Did I miss anything?" he asked politely as the door closed behind him.
"Oh…kay…" said the head mouse person. "ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
"Hey, that's mean!" Joey said, flying out of the way as a mouse tried to tackle him, and having to fly away again when another one jumped in the air to claw him out.
"Don't worry," Ryo said heroically, pulling out a plastic spork with a bunch of silver glitter on it. "I posses the power of…THE SILVER SPORK OF POLITE INTERVENTION!"
"Huh?" the mice people asked.
"Excuse me," said Ryo sweetly, walking up to the head mouse person, "but I think that it would be in everyone's best interest if you stopped being mean and stealing stuff. Maybe we can talk this over with a nice cup of hot chocolate…maybe a banana muffin drizzled with white choco-"
BAM!
The mouse person punched him, send Ryo flying off the roof, screaming as he fell down.
"Oh no!" Joey said. "You people are just…MEAN! That's it! Time to get dangerous!"
With that, using his power to fly as fast as the speed of light, he zoomed off to China, where it was evening at the time, and a little girl was skipping with a jump rope outside of her house.
"Little girl!" Joey said, landing right in front of her. "I need your jumpy ropey thing."
The little girl, not understanding English, started beating Joey up with kick butt karate moves.
"THANK YOU!" Joey said with the jump rope, revealing that four of his teeth got punched out when he smiled.
So with that, he flew back home to the mice people, and still flying at supper speed, spun around them with the jump rope in his hands, quickly tying all three of them up.
"COOL!" he said, looking at the mice that were struggling to get free from the jump rope. "I caught the mice people! But how come I can't help but think that I forgot something…"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Ryo continued to scream as he fell down.
"Mm, did it have something to do with chocolate?" Joey asked himself.
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"No…I just ate…wait, it was about…something British…"
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"Monty Python? Scotland Yard? Queen Elizabeth? The Beatles?"
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"No, OF COURSE! TONY BLAIR!"
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"Wait, that's not it. Uh…hey, where's my young ward?"
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"Oh no!" Joey said, quickly flying down to the bottom of the building as fast as he could to catch Ryo.
"Don't worry Ghost Boy!" Joey said, landing safely on the concrete sidewalk. "I'll catch you!"
Three feet away from Joey, Ryo crashed into the sidewalk, going at least ten feet underground the solid concrete.
"That was close!" Joey said. "Good thing I caught you Ghost Boy!"
"You didn't catch me, the sidewalk did!" Ryo said, pulling himself out of a Ryo-shaped crater.
---ooo---
"…and so, due to the work of two brave young idiots, the mice, in attempting to rob an innocent knickknack store, were caught," said some news reporter on the screen, showing a picture of Ryo and Joey, skipping down the road, right next to a picture of a sky view of the roof which the huge battle war fought. "However, this bizarre chalk drawing which seems to portray a clown with its tongue sticking out while picking its nose was found on the roof for reasons that are currently unknown. In local news, the treaty of invertebrates failed, resulting in a violent protest that left two worms, an aphid, and a defense attorney dead-"
"Oh, great, Joey and Ryo are getting themselves in trouble!" Serenity said. Just then, all the lights went out, as well as the TV.
"SETO!" she screamed.
"What's going on?" Kami said, rushing into the room. Thankfully, it was light outside.
"Well, let's see, Joey and Ryo think they're super heroes and have gone out to single-handedly fight the mice people, and Seto's gone all out nuts," Serenity said. "In other words, just a normal day out of my very said life."
"Is this the same Seto you had to knock out to stop him from burning down that granary next door?" Kami asked.
"Yeah, that's the one," Serenity said.
"The same one that's running around in a trench coat but no shirt?" Kami asked.
"Yep," said Serenity.
"The same one who skipped down the street yesterday wearing a tutu with pretty flowers in his hair in red high heels with a pair of boxer shorts on his head kissing a large frozen pizza?" Kami asked.
"No, that's Seto Letbinawitz upstairs," Serenity said.
"And what's that sawing noise?" Kami asked.
"Seto's probably destroying the framework of this building," Serenity said. "Could you baby sit him for a couple of hours? I need to run out to bail Joey and Ryo. I'll pay you for your trouble, and boy do I mean trouble."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Seto screamed, running into the room, getting on his knees and groveling. "Serenity, you can't leave! THE MICE PEOPLE WILL GET ME! WAAAAAHAHAAAAAAH!"
"Very pathetic Seto," Serenity said. "Okay Kami, I should be back soon-"
"PLEASESERENITYIBEGYOU!" Seto screamed.
"Promise to stop crying?" Serenityasked.
Seto nodded pathetically.
"Promise to put your shirt back on?" Serenity asked.
Seto hesitated in answering, but nodded pathetically in the end.
"Fine, okay," Serenity said. "But no freaking out. Got it?"
"No problem!" said Seto. "Now, let me just go find my homemade grenade launcher."
"It's going to be one of those days," Serenity sighed.
---ooo---
"We can't thank you enough for all your help Butt Man and…the other person," said a police officer, talking to Joey and Ryo proudly. "This city is in your debt! Of course, in three weeks, strings will be pulled, and the mice people will go free…"
"We're glad we could help!" said Ryo brightly.
"Yeah. BUTTS!" Joey screamed. "Okay Ghost Boy! UP, UP, AND AWAAAAAAAAAAA-OW!"
When Joey flew off dramatically, he accidentally slammed into an overhanging streetlight.
"Bye!" Ryo said politely, pulling Joey down, and dragging him off. "Okay J-Butt Man, we need to figure out what exactly the mice people are planning. If only we had some sort of clue…"
"…and so, due to the work of two brave young idiots, the mice, in attempting to rob an innocent knickknack store, were caught," said some news reporter on a random TV in a shop window, showing a picture of Ryo and Joey, skipping down the road, right next to a picture of a sky view of the roof which the huge battle war fought. "However, this bizarre chalk drawing which seems to portray a clown with its tongue sticking out while picking its nose was found on the roof for reasons that are currently unknown. In local news, the treaty of invertebrates failed, resulting in a violent protest that left two worms, an aphid, and a defense attorney dead-"
"Hmm…" Ryo said to himself, observing the screen. "Joey, are you listening to this?"
"Yeah," said Joey. "I can't believe the Treaty of Invertebrates failed!"
"No, the clown thing," Ryo said, pointing to the screen. "I think there's a reason that this odd clown drawing was written out by the mice people. There has to be a reason it's there. But what?"
"Boy, I look hot," Joey said, looking at his picture on the TV screen.
"Um…anyway, we probably should go to the library to research this mysterious clown picture," Ryo said.
"What's a library?" Joey asked.
"It's where people went to look up information before Google was invented," said Ryo.
"Whoa…" Joey said.
---ooo---
"Joe-ey, Ri-yo, where are you?" Serenity called into the streets as she and Seto went out looking for their confused friends. "Come out, come out, wherever you are! Guys, this isn't funny!"
"AAAAAAAHH!" Seto screamed, running up to Serenity and grabbing her from the behind.
"What? What is it Seto?" Serenity said, startled from Seto.
"I saw something!" Seto said, pointing down a dark, abandoned alley, where there was absolutely nothing there but a plastic bag.
"Seto…that's a not a mouse person. That's a plastic bag," Serenity said.
"Well, yeah, that's what it looks like!" Seto said. "But it could be a mouse person…IN DISGUISE!"
Serenity managed to tear him off her, throwing him over her shoulder and slamming him into the ground.
"That was uncalled for!" Seto yelled.
"As are many things you've done," Serenity said. "Hey…what's that noise?"
Very faintly echoing through the alley was the sounds of minute scrapings against the cement ground, accompanied by a chorus of…squeaks. Much to Seto and Serenity's horror, but mostly Seto's, the squeaking got louder and louder, the tell-tale sign that something was coming this way.
"Just back off quietly, and when you see aggressive movement, turn around and run in circles screaming. Got it?" Serenity said through the corner of her mouth, already backing away from the alley.
"Weird, that's what I was planning," said Seto, a definite quiver in his voice.
"I'm glad you're thinking ahe-" started Serenity, but then, she found that she backed into a towering wall of sinew and extremely dirty fur.
"Where are you goin' lady?" snarled a very rouge-sounding squeak, and Serenity turned around to see a particularly large mouse person was standing behind her, holding what looked like a night stick.
"We'll just be going-" Serenity said, grabbing a petrified Seto and trying to make a break for it, but the second she did, a band of four other mice people hiding in the alley jumped out to fill the gap in front, in back, and to her other side, completely surrounding the two, and catching them in, quite literally, a mouse trap.
"WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" Seto screamed at the top of his lungs, turning around and running in circles.
"Couldn't have put it better myself," said the first mouse person, as he and his cronies started to close in.
"Okay, this would be a very convenient time to overcome your fear of mice Seto," Serenity said.
"Happythoughtshappythoughthappythoughtshappythoughts," Seto said, curled up in a ball on the ground.
"But that would be much too helpful wouldn't it?" Serenity said.
That's when they attacked. Thankfully, Serenity and her awesome kick butt skills were doing a fine job of holding them off, but unlike people, mice people are equipped with incredible speed and stamina. They can take any hit you can dish out, and they can throw it back just as easily. Serenity was holding her own, but without help, there was no way she could hold back five super-charged mutants forever.
"WHENEVER YOU WANT TO INTERVINE SETO!" she screamed, punching a rat person in the jaw, and kicking one in the stomach at the same time.
Oh &# thought Seto. Serenity's fighting mutants, and I'm crying like a sissy. What kind of person am I? I'm scared of mice for crying! What kind of man am i? WHAT KIND OF HUMAN AM I CORNFORK IT? Any person with a shard of a heart would at least try to help her.
Thoughtless pause.
Good thing I have no heart, he thought.
"STOP IT YOU INCREDIBLY MEAN PEOPLE!" screamed a high-pitched, girly girl kind of female voice, and then, with a burst of really cool bright colors, there appeared a magical girl holding a huge wand thing. She had all the magical girl equipment, including a tine fu-fu skirt, red, knee-high spiked boots, long white gloves, really cute sailor-y kind of outfit with a jewel in the middle of a huge red bow, feathery wing things, and long pigtails with shiny hairclips.
"In the name of all that is pure, nice, and fat-free, let those harmless…ish bystanders go!" commanded the magical girl, "for if not, I, Lady Light, shall give you a firm, but just punishment!"
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me," said Serenity.
"I agree with the soon-to-be-dead person," said the Mouse Person. "There is no way that you can beat us. I mean were armed with night sticks, and you're dancing around with a play stick in pretty ribbons!"
All the mice people bust out laughing.
"That's mean…" said the magical girl with tears in her eyes.
"Oh, look at me!" said another mouse person, doing a little girl's sachet, "I'm a little girl scout, and I'm going to get you with my adorable little outfit and my big, mean, scary stick!"
"T-that's not funny!" said Lady Light, crying. "My s-stick isn't t-that scary!"
"La la la la LAAAAAAAAAAA!" another sang, doing an even more girly little dance, batting his eyelashes in the process.
"PRETTY COLORED RAINBOWS, ATTACK!" screamed the magical girl, pointing her stick at the mice people. The stick then shot out a bunch of huge, shining rainbows that surrounded the evil mice people, whipping them, strangling them, and overall beating them up to a pulp.
"YAAAAAAAAAARG!" all the mice screamed in pain.
"Do you surrender?" Lady Light asked sweetly.
"YES, YE-AAAAAAAAAA, YES ALREADY!" screamed the mousy leader.
"GOOD!" said Lady Light, and the rainbows got sucked back into her magical wand. "Now go and be good evil mice people. 'Kay?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" all the mice people screamed as they ran away as fast at their paws could take them.
"Whoa…" Serenity said. "Thank you…"
"No problem!" said Lady Light.
"Is it over?" Seto asked, uncovering his eyes.
"Yeah…" Serenity sighed.
But before she could turn to say thank you again to the magical girl again, she was gone.
---ooo---
"Ah ha ha! Ah ha ha! Ah ha ha!" Joey laughed, photocopying pictures while sitting on the photocopier. "I love the library!"
"JOEY! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!" screamed Ryo, running over to him and the photocopier, holding an opened encyclopedia in front of him, but he slowed to a stop when he saw what Joey was doing.
"Em…Joey, why are you photocopying your butt?" Ryo said, holding up a picture of Joey's butt. Thankfully, Joey was wearing his pants, and his pair of underwear on the outside of them.
"BUTT MAN!" Joey screamed.
"Okay…" Ryo said uneasily. "This book, I think, hold our answers! But-"
"YES!" Joey said, pointing to the picture of his butt Ryo was holding.
"No," Ryo said. "What I meant was…this could be really bad…"
"They're going to give us presents, and let us leave the town?" Joey asked.
"No, I said bad Joey," said Ryo.
"They're going to give us spanks, a verbal warning, and then let us go?" Joey asked.
"No Joey," said Ryo.
"They're going to join our fan clubs, steal all the pencils with our names on them, kick our butts, and then let us leave?" Joey asked.
"No Joey, but-" Ryo started.
"YES!" Joey said, pointing to the picture again.
"-they're going to take over the world…" Ryo said, as a dramatic 'bum bum bum' played in the background.
---ooo---
I know what you're thinking. NOT ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER! Oh well, too bad, MUA HA HA!
This chapter was so much fun to write! The Butt items, the chief, making fun of Super-Hero clichés, the magical girl, it was just a blast!
Anyway…what more do I have to say? HERE'S A PREMERE OF OUR NEXT CHAPTER!
---ooo---
"Well, I'm glad that this has all been sorted out," said the first rat person, pulling out a piece of Swiss in the shape of a gun. "Gentlemen, you have arrived into your own tombs for all eternity!"
"We're going to be buried in a library?" Joey asked. "Jeez, that's lame."
"Alright," said Ryo. "I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice. You must now face…THE SILVER SPORK OF PO-"
The second he tried to draw out the magical spork dramatically, it accidentally flew out of his grip and straight through a florescent light, causing a huge shock wave that instantly ousted the rest of the lights, submerging the entire library into darkness.
"Wow, that went out ten times better than I expected," said a pair of Ryo eyes, which shot off as Joey grabbed. "But there's one last thing that's puzzling me. How are we going find the door?
CRASH!
Leaving another huge hole in the wall, Joey crashed right through it, still pulling Ryo along like a flag, and leaving three very angry mice people screaming very dirty swear words in the background.
"So that's how," Ryo said.
---ooo---
I'M A MONKEY!
