The world is never truely safe from...STEWARDESSES!

HELLO MEAT PUPPETS! You thought you were relieved from the trauma of irregular updates? WRONG! Due to a weekend trip me and my family are taking, starting first thing on Thursday, this will have updated on Wednesday, so you people get your insanity early. DON'T GET TO COMFY! Everything will be back to normal next Friday! Oh yeah, and I created another one shot, A Second Helping of the Heart of the Idiots, in case any of you are bored.

Guess what time it is?

Funky Egyptian

Don't' worry. For some reason, I always start a paragraph with 'anyway'.

ANYWAY! Yep! Drama commin'! Oh boy, I'm crazy too! Aw jeez, I ran out of things to say to. Oh wait, I have one more. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Bilbo-Sama (I FINALLY SPELT IT RIGHT!)

Ryo is naïve, and that's why I like him! AND THE IRREGULAR UPDATES CONTINUE! Thank you so much for reviewing ASHOTHOTI (A Second Helping of the Heart of the Idiots).

Here's my update! I hope you like it!

LoneFlyinTigers

Hooray for randomness!

Ryo isn't acting stupid, he's just acting like himself. For some reason, Ryo's mentality works in a way that he thinks everyone else is as sweet and kind and honest as he is. I MEAN COME ON! HE THINKS THERE'S A GOOD SIDE TO SETO!

But Joeyitis is probably involved somehow…I'll check my medical dictionary.

Ah, summer. A good time to do NUTHIN! Enjoy even more insanity!

Metamorpha

Wee! Cool pen name! I'm sorry, when people come with cool pen names, I just have to say it.

Cool! I can't spell either!

I'm glad you liked this story so much! I hope you come back for another time!

Mizz-Serenity-Wheeler

I MISSED YOU LAST TIME! Evil painters!

I think we all act weird when we're half asleep. Boy, I can get full-blown violent when my parents try to wake me up. That's because my sword-wielding conscience takes over and stuff…I think…

MER HER! This chapter contains…more weirdness! I hope you like it, and thanks so much for reviewing this chapter as always! (Waves happily)

Mokuba's Official Glomper

I WILL OBEY THE WAYS OF THE CHEESE OF THE SCREEMING SPORKS!

Okay…anyway! It sounds like you have a pretty interesting Mom. My mom…can be scary…at times…my parents keep threatening that they'll sell me to the gypsies/coal mines/ paper mill/pet loving Martians.

No, Seto is not kidnapped by bunnies. I hope…

I like Vulpix too. And Eevee.

L-Chan the Insignificant

YAY! I hoped you'd review again!

I'm glad you liked this chapter so much! I take pride in my plot twists…

I'm glad you like the chapter titles so much too. I usually choose a very obscure joke or one toward the end of the chapter, and I turn it into a chapter title. I originally wanted this chapter title to be 'If I Only Had a Ryo Log', but then I figured that it wouldn't be fun, because…well, the Ryo Log is introduced in the first few sentences.

I rant sometimes. Sorry.

Ryo in jail. That's a twist! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ANOTHER SUPER-NICE REVIEW!

An Unknown Someone

Ryu's more crazy than stupid, but yes, when he has so many types of fire arms laying around, you better run when you see him.

Dark Princess Saz

I'm glad to help!

Life is a role of toilet paper…Yami that's…so beautiful!

Well, I can't say that I wouldn't be surprised if Paris Hilton couldn't read. It would make sense.

Boy, do I wish I had a cool nick name. Wait, I already do. I'm Shri!

Anyway, MER HER! Momijiiiiiii, so cute! I like Kisa too. SHE'S MOMIJI'S FEMALE EQUIVILENT! Run Kyo, run!

HAVE FUN DOING RANDOM THINGS! ENJOY THE INSANITY!

Gothangelmyu

Pikachu! To be honest, a lot of my friends, who are going to be seniors, occasionally watch Pokemon just to see Team Rocket.

Where is Seto? That '.0' is my secret…

Moral of chapter: If not possessing a force field when waking up Ryo in the middle of the night, make sure he's got the plastic ax, not the real one.

ShadowFire2

Wait, Ryu means something? What? Can you tell me please? I love learning foreign insults.

Oh, yeah! I'm working on your idea right now to be honest…but something went terribly wrong, and…well, you'll have to see it when it's done, but let me warn you, it's not going to be what anyone expected!

Thank you so much to all of you who reviewed 'A Second Helping of the Heart of the Idiots'!

ONTO THE CRAZINESS!

CHAPTER TWENTY SIX
If I Only Had a Literary Impossibility

Ryo Log, April 17th

Time 6:47 AM

Mood: Cheerful

This morning, I decided to be nice to my new roommate Nail, which is like the one you hammer into the wall. I figured if I got up at six AM, sung cheerful songs, and tidied up our cell, it would make him happy. Sadly, it turns out he's kind of grumpy in the morning, because he called me a nauseating twit, an all out loony, and he's glad that I'm going to get executed today.

That's okay though. I'm not going to get executed! My friends will save me! I hope…but I must say, all of this is very scary. Like all the dirt. I had to spend twenty straight minutes just scrubbing five square centimeters of the floor. All those germs.

Oh yeah! The string quartet next door is very nice, and they play absolutely beautiful music. Why, just now, they were playing a segment from a four string sonata in G minor, and they even threw in some 'Time Warp' to jazz it up.

Oh yes, back to my roommate, he seems very angry at everything I do. Strange, I didn't know he hated the sound of a fumigator. I asked him if there was anything to do to make it up to him, and he suggested beating me up before. Since I have never been beaten up by a mugger (oh, that's what he's 'in for' by the way), I assumed it would be very painful, so I started sobbing screaming that I wanted my Mummy. However, it turned out that sobbing for your Mum annoyed Nail even more, so I got it anyway. On the bright side, it was something new and different. On the not-so-bright side, I don't think my life would have been incomplete without one.

---ooo---

Meanwhile, as our Albino British Hero awaited a horrible fate, our other two heroes, Serenity and Joey, were getting ever closer to the place where Ryo was being held, still in the company of the imposter of their best friend Ryo, Ryu Barabus, Homicidal Maniac. And while not realizing his true identity yet, our heroes were getting closer and closer to unveiling the truth!

"Let me get this straight," Serenity said. "You're telling us in grade school, you'd wipe out anybody?"

"Yep," said Ryu.

"That doesn't make sense; I thought you wouldn't hurt a fly!" Serenity said.

"Well…I didn't want to…freak you out," said Ryu evilly.

"Anyone?" Joey asked.

"Yep," said Ryo.

"Plumbers?" Joey asked.

"Kill 'em," said Ryu.

"State Congressmen?" Joey asked.

"Without a doubt," said Ryu.

"Nice girls who said they liked you?" Serenity asked.

"Dinner and a movie…then kill 'em," said Ryu.

"Something's defiantly wrong with you," said Serenity.

"Huh?" Joey said.

"Oh, now you're just trying to hurt my feelings, aren't you?" said Ryu, but before he could do a single thing, he tripped on a tiny pebble in the road, and all the contents of his pockets spilled out, which contained ten home made bombs, seven canisters of knockout gas, two rail guns, and a black wallet.

"I KNEW IT!" Serenity screamed. "The real Ryo's wallet isn't black! It's powder blue! YOU'RE NOT RYO! YOU'RE A HOMICIDAL MANIAC!"

"Well I hoped that you wouldn't figure that out until after the end of this chapter where Ryo gets executed in my place and and-oh $& I gave away the rest of the plan. Oh well. TIME FOR THE BAZOOKA!"

"AH! Joey, run, he's going to kill us!" Serenity screamed.

"Wow, that's a big gun," said Joey, as Serenity grabbed him by his sleeve.

"GET BACK HERE MEAT!" screamed Ryu, pulling out his bazooka and chasing them as they bolted down the road as fast as they could.

---ooo---

"You both have made a very good choice for you're house Mr. and Mrs. Thing," said a smooth house sales person to a young couple. "This is by far the most up and coming house in the West End."

"Is this a nice, quiet neighborhood?" asked Mr. Thing.

"Are the people here nice?" asked Mrs. Thing.

"Oh yes, everything here is absolutely wonderful!" said the salesmen. "There are plenty of other young couples here, there are a variety of people, with wonderful public works, the park and football field are in walking distance-"

"RUN FOR YOU'RE LIVES! HE'S GONE INSANE!" screamed Serenity, running past the three.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" screamed, Joey, running past as well.

Ryu just laughed in a high pitched, silly, psychotic laugh, chasing down the two with a huge, portable missile on his back.

"Uh..." said Mr. and Mrs. Thing.

"So! Where do you stand on the whole nature vs nurture debate?" said the salesperson, covering both of their eyes and heading toward the East End.

"Excuse me," said Agent Momiji behind him, with Agent Pikachu at his side, "Have you seen a homicidal maniac breeze through here?

"Well, um, yes, no," said the house salesmen.

"You're lying," said Momiji. "I don't like liars."

"OH CRIMETY! I'M JUST TRYING TO SELL A HOUSE! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FINISHED MEDICAL SCHOOL!" screamed the salesmen. "He went that way, okay?"

"Thanks!" said Momiji, skipping toward where the salesman pointed.

---ooo---

Ryo Log cont.

Time: 10:17AM

Mood: Happy

Well I never. I was just finishing up my breakfast, when some huge surely guard grabbed me and took me down to an office to discuss my execution. It was alright, but still, I can't help but feel like I haven't had any real say in it. Here's how the conversation went to the best of my memory.

Warden: Alright Ryu Bakura. It's time to discuss your execution. First, what do you want for your last meal.

Me: Em, something light I think.

Warden:…what?

Me: Something nice and light. I think I'm packing on the pounds.

Warden: This is your last meal you idiot. You want it to be something light?

Me: I want a nice garden salad…with vinaigrette dressing!

Warden: Just a salad.

Me: Well, if want me to have a little more, I suppose I could take Italian.

Warden: Whatever. Okay then, now for your execution. You, Ryu Barabus, shall be tied to an electric chair and delivered a mortal shock.

Guard: No good. We put the electric chair in the shop.

Warden: Alright. Then you shall be given a lethal injection-

Guard: Actually, were out, and the chemist won't get a new shipment until Wednesday.

Warden: Okay, then you shall be killed by a firing squad-

Guard: Sorry. Three of our shooters are out sick, one hurt his knee-

Warden: What does hurting your knee have to do with firing a gun?

Guard: Well what if he suddenly had a massive wave of pain shoot through his body from the knee, causing him to misfire? 'Ave you thought of that Mr. Smartypants?

Warden: Well what about our other two?

Guard: Well, one's at a funeral, and the other one just became a pacifist yesterday.

Warden: Well God! What do you want me to do? Throw him in an arena and have a lion eat him?

Guard: What? Execution by lion? On National Prevention of Overworking Lion's day, only a week after the great lion plague, where lion tamers have been striking for the fortieth week, and Africa is protesting so many lions being shipped to America by destroying warehouses and setting loose hundreds of thousands of lions into the populace, the lion unions just been formed, the zoo has recently lost their biggest tourist attraction, the great silver lion, who died of old age, and the Lion Festival is tomorrow?

Warden: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!

Guard: Well, there's always hanging I guess…

Warden: Sold! I'll take it!

So basically, despite how many times I told them I'm not Ryu Barabus, they're going to execute me anyway. That's so rude!

Whoops, here comes the guards. Sorry for cutting this-

---ooo---

"Oh…man," Serenity panted, leaning up against a small building in a city she managed to run into, clinging to Ms. Fuzzy-Kins. "I feel like I've been running away from that homicidal maniac forever. Okay, gotta think. Don't do anything stupid okay Joey? Uh…Joey?"

She turned around. Joey was gone.

"Oh perfect," said Serenity. "Okay. The most important thing to do right know is to find Ryo and clear his name before anything gets out of hand. Then I can concentrate on finding Joey and Seto. But where is Ryo being held?"

"EXTRA EXTRA! THIS JUST IN!" said a paper boy, walking down the street. "RYU BARABUS CAPTURED AND PIRANHA BROTHERS ESCAPE!"

Everyone on the street fled into there houses except Serenity, who the paper boy ran up to and handed a paper.

"Take it friend," he said. "Arm yourself with knowledge!"

"Thank you," Serenity said, opening it up. "Okay, lets see. Da de da…captured…in Pembrose Jail...six miles from here…executions scheduled at…oh no! Two thirty! I only have fifteen minutes to get there and save him!"

"Not for long you don't," said a voice behind her, as she turned in horror to face Ryu Barabus, along with three thugs. "Ms. Serenity, allow me to introduce my three cell mates, who just escaped this morning. They're names aren't that important, because in just a few moments, you'll won't live to tell the tale of this fantastic fight scene."

That's when Serenity jumped ten feet in the air and slammed down one platformed shoe on the top of Ryu's head.

"I BEG TO DIFFER JERK BOY!" she said, bouncing off it and running off.

"Wow, didn't see that coming," said one mugger.

"GET HER!" screamed Ryu.

So began the chase scene when Serenity tried to outrun four full grown and totally ripped men. Of course, then she remembered she was the worst runner in gym class, and she also realized that eventually, they would catch up, and then she would be toast.

Thankfully, Serenity possessed ultimate control over the ultimate butt kicking machine…HER BRAIN! Which she was going to need to use due to the fact that she was cornered on the edge of a bridge by the muggers five minutes after the chase scene started.

"Any last words, toots?" said Ryu. "Don't worry, we'll make this quick and clean."

"I thought it was going to be long and dirty," asked a mugger.

"Shut up!" said Ryu.

"Why else did we bring the pointed sticks?" asked another.

"I SAID SHUT UP!" said Ryu. "Oh Bloody-"

"Well this has been fun!" said Serenity, standing up on the railing. "Goodbye!"

Then, much to everyone's shock and horror, she jumped.

"HOLY CRUD!" screamed Ryu, running up to the edge. "That's suicide! Why the heck did she jump?"

"Cause I didn't feel like walking to the prison, that's why!"

Serenity, much to the weirdos' shock, was calling from the thruway. When she was up on top of the railing, she saw a bus coming under the bridge. So taking a huge leap of faith, she jumped off and landed on top of it, waving goodbye to her would-be assailants.

"Aw jeez, she doesn't have to be all smug about it," said one of the muggers.

"I SAID SHUT UP!" screamed Ryu.

"Dinsdale?" said Spiky Norman, coming from behind a huge building.

---ooo---

"Excuse me," Serenity said, sticking her head upside down from the roof through the driver's seat window, "are we making any stops to the Penbrose Jail on this route?"

"Oh, that'll be our next stop in five minutes," said the bus driver casually, as if girls landed on the roof every day.

"May I hop on? I can pay you," said Serenity.

"Sure," said the bus driver, as Serenity hoped in through the window behind him.

"Okay, I suppose I can read the funnies until then," said Serenity. "Oh boy! Dilbert!"

---ooo---

"Check this one out," said Momiji to Pikachu in the back of the same bus, reading the personal column of the same paper. "'Public execution scheduled for Ryu Barabus, convicted of an uncountable number of murders, not paying a parking fine, and shoplifting a bible from a local Walmart. Execution is scheduled for Saturday, Two Thirty PM in Pembrose Jail, refreshments served, all are welcome."

"Pika," said Pikachu.

"I agree," said Momiji. "The Times have really gone downhill nowadays."

---ooo---

"Alright Ryu Barabus!" said the guard, as Ryo was standing in front of a gallows, hands tied behind his back. "Any last words before we tie a nylon chord around your neck and hang you until you are dead?"

"Well…what can I say really?" said Ryo. "What can I say to express my great feeling of sadness by the fact that our society's justice system is based on both revenge and hypocrisy, that the only way we feel just punishment for killing a man is by killing another, and-"

"Time's up," said the guard, shoving Ryo up the stairs, as a crowd of cheering onlookers watched as Ryo was put up to the gallows, and a noose lashed around his neck.

"Um, I'm sorry, but I'm allergic to nylon," said Ryo to the executioner with a black mask over his head. "Do you think you can get me just a normal rope?"

The executioner gave him a look.

"Okay, but if I have a reaction, I hope the medical team knows what to do!" said Ryo.

So Ryo stared back into the crowd, wondering why the world was so cruel and unfair that a man and a woman would give birth to a girl, and raise her in such a way that she would one day become a psychotic fan fiction writer, who makes a profession of torturing poor, naïve, innocently cute manga characters by creating homicidal maniacs who looked just like them, and having them take their place on the execution booth.

"Oh well!" Ryo said cheerfully.

There was a click, Ryo could feel the plank drop from under him, he could feel a quick fall. Down…down…down…

"What?" screamed a guard. "You stup-you didn't tie the bloody noose right!"

Ryo lay on the ground under the platform, face flat in the ground, shocked, but alive.

"Well who the heck executes people by hanging anymore?" said the executioner.

"I don't know, but I think they should really teach these things to you in executioner school!" said the guard. "I mean, what are you paying them for?"

"Well really, do you know how to tie a noose?" asked an executioner.

"Em, can I leave now?" said Ryo, still tied up and lying on the ground.

"No!" said the guard, picking him up. "Okay, I think it's the rabbit gets out of his hole, he runs away from the house and around the tree three times, does the polka-"

ONE MINUTE LATTER

"Dang! It didn't work!" said the guard as Ryo laid face-down in the dirt again.

"I told you that was how you tied a knot for a carabineer you idiot!" said the executioner.

"Can't we just assume that God has willed my safety from this ordeal and let me go free?" asked Ryo.

"No!" said the guard, picking him up again. "This time it's for sure!"

ANOTHER MINUTE LATTER

"The stupid rope broke too?" screamed the guard. "Jeez! What kind of executioner are you?"

"Well, you haven't exactly provided me with a good budget you stupid guard!" said the executioner.

"I really want to go home," said Ryo.

"Fine! Now are we going to execute him?" asked the guard.

"Well, we can use the classic execution ripping off a classic nineteenth century short story," said the executioner.

"Fine! We'll try that then!" said the guard, roughly pulling up Ryo again.

---ooo---

"Excuse me," said Serenity to a receptionist at the jail. "I'm here to stop the execution of Ryu Barabus. Can you tell me where he is?"

"Coliseum Ten, down the hall, turn right, left, right, another right, go straight past the portable gallows rack, and it's your third door to your left."

"This place has a coliseum?" Serenity asked. "Thank you!"

She ran down the hall full speed, tripped on her platform, got up again, and continued at a very fast stride, knowing that in a matter of minutes, an innocent man could face death of a crime he didn't commit.

"Turn right…turn left…turn right again…" Serenity panted, trying to keep it in her head, "…turn right again, go straight past the portable gallows rack, and EEEK!"

There, in the hallways, were the gang of Ryu Barabus and his three thugs, all cracking their knuckles excitedly at getting a second chance at a piece of Serenity.

"How did you guys get here before me?" she cried.

"Well…how did we get here before her?" asked one of the muggers.

"Well…I don't know," said Ryu. "It' one of those literary impossibilities that when tampered with, completely ruin the plot of the story."

"Oh…kay…" Serenity said.

"ANYWAY!" said Ryu. "We're here to finish what we started…outing you!"

"I won't let you do this!" said Serenity, backing up as the brutes closed in. "I won't let you kill me and let Ryo take you're place on death row!"

"I really don't think you have any choice!" said Ryu. "You're unarmed!"

"Oh yeah?" said Serenity, and before they could say another thing, with one swipe, she swung the rack of portable gallows to the floor, knocking them in every direction, knocking out one of the muggers.

"Why you little-" started one of them, charging toward her, until she gave him a gut jab with her knee, knocking him to the floor with a thud, in a state of complete pain.

"And now for my signature!" said Serenity, jumping in the air, slamming Ryu down with her platform, like she did last time, right on his face.

"HA!" said the last one, whipping out a pointed stick. "Now you're going to get it-"

"Pika-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

The guy behind her was zapped by a lightening bolt form Pikachu, causing him to fall forward to the ground, barbequed, and Agent Momiji and Agent Pikachu standing behind them.

"What?" Serenity asked. "How did you two get here before either me or them?"

"Literary impossibility!" said Momiji.

"Pika!" said Pikachu.

"OH NO! RYO!" screamed Serenity. "Thankyouigottagobye!"

She ran past them, running off to save Ryo.

---ooo---

"Alright Ryu Barabus," said the announcer. "Your execution method shall consist of thus. There are two doors in this arena. One of them has a tiger, but not a lion obviously, that has been starved for days, and will tear you apart into little meat shreds the second you open the door. However, in one door is the most beautiful maiden in the land, who you will be instantly married to. You have a fifty-fifty chance of coming out of this alive...so good luck!"

The crowd in the stands cheered enthusiastically.

"Okay, this is just weird," said Ryo, turning to the doors. They were perfectly similar in every way. Frighteningly similar. He shuddered in fear, at the thought of being slaughtered, or worse, married. He didn't know what to do. This was unfair. He never did anything to deserve this.

"I just wish I could say goodbye to everyone…" he thought. "Oh, I'm having those annoying life flashbacks…I've had such a good life…"

FLASHBACK MODE

"Hey! Look at the looney who's taking a shower in his underpants!" said a bunch of mean boys in Ryo's gym class.

---ooo---

"No Ryo, we can't make the fish alive again," said Ryo's dad, a huge cooked fish on Ryo's plate.

---ooo---

"Ew, he took cooking class instead of woodshop? What a loser!" said more mean kids to Ryo.

---ooo---

"Bakura…you bloody idiot!" said Ryo's gym teacher as he was trying to resuscitate a dead fish in the shower room by giving him the Heimlich Maneuver with a rolling pin in his underpants.

---ooo---

"Hey! Let's be friends!" said Serenity.

---ooo---

"WEEEE! PASTA!" Joey said happily, eating one of Ryo's pasta dishes.

---ooo---

"Stupid British Girly-Boy," said Seto.

END FLASHBACK

"I MISS THEM ALL SO MUCH!" said Ryo sadly. "Oh well! What can you do?"

He was just about to open the door on his right when.

"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!" Serenity screamed at the top of her lungs, charging into the arena.

"Serenity?" Ryo cried.

"HI SERENITY!" said Joey, slamming through the door that Ryo was about to open.

"Joey?" Serenity asked. "Uh, NEVER MIND! You can't execute this man! He's innocent! I just beat up the real Ryu Barabus outside! This is Ryo Bakura, a harmless British sweetheart."

"And we have all the evidence we need to prove it!" said Agent Momiji behind her, toting a cart load of the unconscious muggers and a file of evidence.

"And what's he doing in the spot where the beautiful maiden's supposed to be?" asked the announcer.

"Joey, how did you get in there?" Serenity asked.

"Literary Impossibility!" said Joey.

"So…the other one's the tiger?" Serenity asked.

"The big kitty?" asked Joey. "Nah, he looked sad, so I let him loose!"

"Wait, so if the tiger's gone…" said Serenity.

"WHY ISN'T SETO IN THIS CHAPTER?" screamed Spirit, slamming open the other door.

"Okay…that made no sense…" said Ryo.

"Um…I guess it's too late to say we're sorry?" asked the announcer.

"It's never too late to say that you're sorry!" said Ryo cheerfully.

"Can we go? These people are creeping me out," said Serenity.

"WHERE'S SETOOOOOOO?" screamed Spirit.

---ooo---

"Hey, guess what?" Serenity said. "I heard that Cuz is only a half a day's walk from here! We'll be there by tomorrow! Now all we have to do is find Seto…"

"He probably just got bored and went ahead without us," said Ryo.

"That's what I thought," said Serenity. "But still…"

"HEY SERENITY! I'M HUNGRY!" said Joey.

"I knew it," said Serenity.

"That's a shame," said Pegasus, who was standing next to a corner of a large building. "They have an absolutely fabulous restaurant about two blocks from here."

"Pegasus!" said Serenity, as Ryo 'eeped' and Joey 'I don't get ited'. "What the heck are you doing here?"

"Serenity-girl, how come you're so uptight?" asked Pegasus. "I haven't seen you for eons!"

"And the last time you did, you set Joey on fire!" said Serenity.

"That was an accident," said Pegasus. "I can't help it if he's an idiot."

"Who's a what?" Joey asked.

"So why have you suddenly popped up?" Serenity asked.

"Simple really," said Pegasus. "I have something that I think…belongs to you…"

"OH! Is it that magic muffin fairy that lost last year when I was in kindergarten?" asked Joey excitedly.

"No," said Pegasus dangerously, pulling out and unconscious Seto from behind him. "But you're dead close."

Insert huge gasp and dramatic 'bum bum bum'.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?" Serenity said.

"Well, he wanted to play my game, and I guess it was a little too…much for him…" said Pegasus smugly.

"SHUT UP!" Ryo exploded. "I CAN"T STAND YOU! I CAN"T STAND TO LOOK AT YOU! THAT DISGUSTINGLY LONG WHITE HAIR, THOSE FILTHY MUD BROWN EYES, THAT STUPID ACCENT! IT MAKES ME SICK! SICK!"

Serenity just gave him a look.

"What?" Ryo asked.

"Okay…" said Pegasus. "If you and your band of misfits want him back so bad, here."

He tossed Seto's body right on them, Serenity catching him before he hit the ground.

"Why did you do this to him?" she cried.

"For one simple reason," said Pegasus. "He was in the way of my one target. You. You and those beautiful platforms."

"I'll never give you these platforms Pegasus!" Serenity said. "You're going to have to kill me first!"

"Patients Serenity-Girl," said Pegasus. "Our game's coming soon. Very soon!"

With that, the smoke effect came back up, and Pegasus rode out of it on a pretty pink bike.

"Oh, this is terrible!" said Ryo. "We have to get Seto to a doctor or something."

"Tooth Fairy?" Joey said pathetically, as a drama chapter unfolded.

---ooo---

"Hey, did you hear about that tiger that's rampaging through town?" asked a guy coming into his apartment.

"No," said his wife, who was sitting behind a computer. "Boy, is the Ryo Log boring today."

"Dinsdale?" said Spiky Norman, coming out from behind another building.

---ooo---

I just had to end the chapter on a humorous note.

I have nothing left to say, except I still don't own Monty Python skits. Oh yeah, and Ryo's flashback scene was largely inspired from a one shot Cartoon Network Cartoon, Comander Quork. I think I spelt it right.

Now, for a premiere of the extreme drama chapter!

---ooo---

And I'll take a nap," said Ryo. "I feel like I haven't slept on anything nice in years."

"WOOT! HOT NURSES!" Joey said, pointing to a cluster of nurses.

"Joey, those are male nurses," said Ryo, collapsing on a roll on stretcher in exhaustion.

"Hellooooooooo ladies!" said Joey, skipping over to them.

"This sure won't end…very well…" said Ryo. "I'll stop him…I just…need…to close my eyes…just for a bit…"

Before he knew it, he was sound asleep the second he hit the pillow, completely exhausted. The moment he did, a doctor walked over to the stretcher he was on.

"Hey Glades, is this the dead guy?" he asked a receptionist.

"Sure, whatever," said the careless receptionist, as the doctor wheeled Ryo off.

---ooo---

See you next week everybody!