"It's got what it takes. So tell me, why can't be love?" - Van Halen. Anyway, here goes chapter 2. I don't own anything. MegaMan belongs to Capcom, while Chobits belongs to CLAMP. I think.

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MegaMan awoke the next morning alone. Forgetting the entire episode with Chii, he began his morning routine. Sadly, it only consisted of waking up Dr. Light and his sister, then making breakfast. Pushing himself out of his capsule, he walked over to his sisters. He knocked softly on its outer casing.

"Come on Roll, it's time to get up."

Roll moaned softly, her systems slowly coming on-line. "Oh. Good morning brother."

"Morning Roll. Sleep well?"

"Yeah." Roll looked around, and then noticed something odd. Her face turned blue.

"Huh? What's wrong Roll?"

She pointed beyond MegaMan. Chii, still in the buff, was standing behind MegaMan. She suddenly hugged him tightly from behind, causing the blue bomber to turn beet red. Roll screamed.

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Dr. Light was having a nice dream. The sun, the sand, the women, and his kid running around on the beach. What he'd always wanted... A perfect life...

"DR. LIGHT! WAKE UP!"

"Hebe-jebie-vewa?" Dr. light shot up in bed. Roll screaming like that was never a good sign. "Okay, who let Dr. Wily out of prison?"

"It isn't that! Someone's running around the lab with nothing on! And I think she's making moves on Mega!"

"WHAT?"

Dr. Light jumped out of bed, and immediately ran past a mortified Roll. Shoving open the Lab's doors, he spotted MegaMan preparing breakfast with Chii sitting at the table. Conveniently, she had a blanket wrapped around herself now.

"Oh. I see you finally got her turned on!" Dr. Light smiled warmly. "I guess Roll had the wrong idea."

"Good morning Dr. Light!" MegaMan waved over his shoulder. Then he actually took the time to look at the good doctor. "Uh, why are you still in your boxers?"

"Roll told me some chick was hitting on you, so I rushed out here. Sorry." Dr. Light made a B-line straight for his bedroom.

"These people." MegaMan grinned and shook his head.

"Chii!" Chii smiled happily.

Roll walked in for breakfast, still nervous about the girl with white hair. When she spotted said Persocom at the breakfast table...

"Mega! Get away from that thing!" She looked 'just a tiny bit' flustered.

"Why?" MegaMan, innocent as always, was clue-less. And for once, Roll didn't have a good answer.

"Because... Um... Ah... yeah! That's why!"

"Roll, your not making sense. If you have something against Chii, then speak your mind!" MegaMan was ignoring the stove and focusing on his sister now.

"Okay, I will! She's sitting around with nothing but a blanket on!"

"Well, why don't you give her some of your clothes?"

"Cause she's got--! Never mind, I'll just go shopping for her later!"

MegaMan sighed. "Whatever. I'll lend her some of my old clothes until we go out. Okay?"

"...Fine. Is breakfast ready?" Roll sniffed the air. The scent was hauntingly familiar... "Oh no. Not fish again!"

"ARG! Crap!" MegaMan slammed the burners off, just barely saving the fish he was cooking. "Whew. That was way too close."

"I'll say. I could smell it halfway down the hall!" Dr. Light entered the kitchen in his usual lab coat. "I also brought one of my shirts down for our new friend. It may be a little big, but it will work for now."

"Good. The rice should be ready in a few seconds, so you two should get ready." MegaMan was watching the rice intently, wishing not to have the rice overcooked like the fish.

Dr. Light handed Chii the shirt. She promptly dropped the blanket (giving Dr. Light a nosebleed) and started to dress herself. At the end of the endeavor, the button up shirt was half on and half off.

"HA! She can't even dress herself!" Roll laughed as Dr. Light tried to get the shirt on Chii.

After all was said and done, MegaMan plopped down a bowl of rice in front of everyone at the table. Off to the left, there were two empty spots set next to MegaMan. Soon, everyone but Chii was eating.

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High above the city, ProtoMan looked upon the city. Below him, the streets howled with the sound of traffic. No one noticed the Android that waited as a silent sentry...

'All I ever do is wait... I'm always being overshadowed by my brother...' ProtoMan looked up at the sky. It was a sunny day. Not a cloud in the sky. 'Then why do I feel like this? Maybe I should forget about this kind of life...'

Below him, ProtoMan could hear a cry for help. It was only a mugging. It couldn't mean less to him. Looking around, he found the apartment complex where Dr. Light, Roll, and MegaMan lived. 'Yeah. I'll go home for a while. But not just yet... I might as well do one good deed before I quit for a while.'

ProtoMan jumped off the building and landed in a back alley. The impact left a decent sized mark, but it barely affected him. A few yards away, the Mugger stopped. He turned slowly, facing ProtoMan.

"I-It's yous! Dat Proto dude! AHHHH!!" The mugger ran off, leaving the purse he was trying to steal behind. The woman he had been stealing from looked at ProtoMan with shocked eyes. ProtoMan nodded to her and ran off down the alley, towards home.

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"Okay, to check design specs, take input cable from Persocoms right ear..." Dr. Light read through a 'Persocom's for dummies' book. Chii sat on a pad next to a large TV, her gaze focused on MegaMan. Mega smiled at her and went back to his job of washing the window. "THERE! Now we can see what she can do!" Dr. Light raised his hand triumphantly, still holding the 'for dummies' book, which could have ruined his 'moment' had anyone cared to do so. Chii imitated his pose.

He stared expectantly at the screen, only to shriek in horror. The monitor read "NO DATA."

"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? Persocoms need data in them to run!" Dr. Light was running circles around Chii, who simply tilted her head at the doctor.

"Chii?"

"Hey Doc, if Persocoms can't even move if they don't have programming, then why is Chii moving?" MegaMan sat next to Chii, who smiled at him.

"Oh! Your right, Mega! Maybe one of my old associates knows what's going on. I'll call him. He's an expert on Persocoms, and he helped me build you and your sister a long time ago. It was during that one project... What was it called??" Dr. Light wandered off, still lost in his ranting.

"Chii!" Chii pulled on MegaMan's helmet, which pulled free after a moment.

"Hey!" He reached for the helmet, but stopped when Chii ran her hand through his brown hair.

"Chii..." She set the helmet back on his head.

"That's all you can say, huh? Well, I guess I could teach you how to talk at least." He pointed to her. "Chii."

She in turn pointed to herself. "Chii?"

MegaMan nodded and pointed to himself. "MegaMan."

"Me... Megah..."

"MegaMan." He urged her on.

"MegaMan!"

"Yes!" He smiled happily at his success.

"MegaMan!" She pointed at a computer. MegaMan face-faulted. (Small sign appears: MegaMan = pointing)

"No! I am MegaMan! That's my name! ARRG!"

"Chii?" She looked at him, confused at his outburst.

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Roll returned from her shopping expedition a content woman. She had bought Chii several sets of clothes, and decided to treat the Persocom as a sister. This included jealousy, malice, and other emotions that sisters usually hold. The sight of a red and gray robot standing by the door to the apartment startled her.

"Proto?!? What the heck are you doing here?"

"Is that any way to welcome your other brother? I got tired of playing super hero and decided to come home."

"Well, I guess you should know that we have a new 'sister' in the house." Roll walked past ProtoMan.

"You're joking, right? I can't stand YOU as it is." ProtoMan shook his head in disbelief. Then he saw Chii sitting next to MegaMan, who had just finished getting it through her head that pointing did NOT equal MegaMan. A sweat drop appeared behind ProtoMan's head. "Oh crap."

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Muwahaha! Reality smacks ProtoMan yet again. Review please!