Disclaimer: These are not the author's characters. I'm the author;)
Backstage pass
Setting: In the studio with the cameras off
"And end it with me blowing up the world." Doctor Eggman said, talking to the script writers.
"With you on it Director Eggman?" Asked one of them.
"No you idiot!" Director Eggman yelled because yelling is fun. "ARen't you that door guy?"
"Yes Director-Doctor Eggman sir." The withering and trembling boy-man said. "What is a boy-man?"
"Are you questioning my narative skills?" Asked Eggman with a level head.
"No Director Eggman."
"I'm making you guard the front gate!" He ordered in power.
"Yes sir, doctor Eggman sir." He said.
"Tom is it?"
"Yes, sir."
Inever want to see you face in this tudio again! You understand me?"
"Yes sir."
"And make sure the director...I mean old director, 'cause I'm the new one now, doesn't come back."
"Yes sir."
"Why do you get to tell the story your way? I thought you said we were partners." Shredder interupted.
"Well how do you want to end the story?" double D. Eggman asked.
"I want the turtles destroyed, and you as far away from me as possible." Shredder said still acting cool. "And another thing, You can stop narrorating, Egghead. WE're off screen."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I think your going to blow in 10...9..." Eggman said because he was the coolest director in the world.
"I would rather work under whats-her-name's script than yours any day!" The hot head said. "Hot head who are you calling a hot head?!? You are the most coceded person on the face of the earth!"
"...1... oops I guess I was off a little. Oh, yeah, thank you for that lovely compliment." Docter and now famous Director said.
"You wouldn't know a commpliment if it bit you in the a..." Best we leave that part out, little kids you know.
Setting: Near the dressing rooms.
"Leo how could you let him right that into the script?" Raph asked leo.
"Raph we need the money."
"No we don't! We live in a sewer. how we even get money is beyond me!"
"We work for it."
"Well I say we un-write it." Gerble boy says. "Let's attack him head on and take the script into our own hands! But first I have a question."
"What's that Sonic?" Blue boy asked.
"Who's narrorating this thing?" Gerble boy looked behind a orange curtain to find...uh...
"...Find... o.k. you found me now it's your turn to hide." Mikey laughed.
Setting: Gate
"Excuse me," Tom said approaching the booth.
"What do you want, Tiny Tom?" Asked the person at the booth.
"First off I would appreciate it if you would stop calling me that, second off, Dr. Eggman sent me to releive your duties.
"I don't need to use the bathroom." The idiot said."Who called me an idiot?" He said looking into the nearsest bushes.
"It was the wind." Tom said.
"What gives you da autharty[correct spelling] to come out here and push me around tiny tom?"
"Director Eggman. You can take it up with him."
"Believe me, I will." The person in the booth left for the studio.
"Allright! the easiest job in the whole studio and it's all mine." He said sitting in the allready warm chair.
A beautiful girl (Me, the real director and script writer) comes up to the window and says in her sexiest voice, "Hi Tom, What are you doing out here? Guarding the entrance?"
"Does it look like I'm sleeping on my... oh, yes, I mean, yeah I'm guarding the entrance." He says trying to act tough. "I'm not acting!"
"Listen, Thomas, my dear sweet boy, can you please let your dear friend in. She would be forever greatful." She said as she leaned in and kissed his lips.
Setting: Near the rooms.
"Yeah, allright sonic! that's a perfect plan!" Tails said.
"No it's not." Raph argued.
"Is too!"
"Is not!" They got louder. "Mikey, knock that off!"
"Sorry, raph."
"That's quite enough!" I... i mean, a female voice said from behind the quarelling twosome.
"Your back!" tails said running to hug her.
"Nice to see you too talis." She said with a smile."Now, here is what we're really going to do. I still have a few of those writers who are loyal to me and even more that will write for anyone if I pay them enough. So that leaves out...1... carry the 3... none of my writers. All I have to do is pay them to screw up the script on purpose right before you start filming and everything will be..."
"Places everyone!" Eggman yelled. "Oooh, this is going to be fun."
Setting: Set
Noone came out.
"The jig is up, Egghead." Sonic said alongside Mikey.
"Eggman, your days as a writer are over." I said. I whip out my lipstick and put it one, it shines bright red on my lips."Now, who wants a wet one?"
"Ah! keep her away from me!" Eggman said cowering behind Shedder.
"Get away from me." Shredder said moveing and pushing Eggman aside.
"O.K. you can have you job back, just don't kiss me!" Eggman pleaded.
"That's better. I will call all of you when I have rewriten the script." Wow, that was By far the worst thing I've ever written, that's pretty bad, hope you got some laughs out of it. TLKL8R (Talk Later)
Backstage pass
Setting: In the studio with the cameras off
"And end it with me blowing up the world." Doctor Eggman said, talking to the script writers.
"With you on it Director Eggman?" Asked one of them.
"No you idiot!" Director Eggman yelled because yelling is fun. "ARen't you that door guy?"
"Yes Director-Doctor Eggman sir." The withering and trembling boy-man said. "What is a boy-man?"
"Are you questioning my narative skills?" Asked Eggman with a level head.
"No Director Eggman."
"I'm making you guard the front gate!" He ordered in power.
"Yes sir, doctor Eggman sir." He said.
"Tom is it?"
"Yes, sir."
Inever want to see you face in this tudio again! You understand me?"
"Yes sir."
"And make sure the director...I mean old director, 'cause I'm the new one now, doesn't come back."
"Yes sir."
"Why do you get to tell the story your way? I thought you said we were partners." Shredder interupted.
"Well how do you want to end the story?" double D. Eggman asked.
"I want the turtles destroyed, and you as far away from me as possible." Shredder said still acting cool. "And another thing, You can stop narrorating, Egghead. WE're off screen."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I think your going to blow in 10...9..." Eggman said because he was the coolest director in the world.
"I would rather work under whats-her-name's script than yours any day!" The hot head said. "Hot head who are you calling a hot head?!? You are the most coceded person on the face of the earth!"
"...1... oops I guess I was off a little. Oh, yeah, thank you for that lovely compliment." Docter and now famous Director said.
"You wouldn't know a commpliment if it bit you in the a..." Best we leave that part out, little kids you know.
Setting: Near the dressing rooms.
"Leo how could you let him right that into the script?" Raph asked leo.
"Raph we need the money."
"No we don't! We live in a sewer. how we even get money is beyond me!"
"We work for it."
"Well I say we un-write it." Gerble boy says. "Let's attack him head on and take the script into our own hands! But first I have a question."
"What's that Sonic?" Blue boy asked.
"Who's narrorating this thing?" Gerble boy looked behind a orange curtain to find...uh...
"...Find... o.k. you found me now it's your turn to hide." Mikey laughed.
Setting: Gate
"Excuse me," Tom said approaching the booth.
"What do you want, Tiny Tom?" Asked the person at the booth.
"First off I would appreciate it if you would stop calling me that, second off, Dr. Eggman sent me to releive your duties.
"I don't need to use the bathroom." The idiot said."Who called me an idiot?" He said looking into the nearsest bushes.
"It was the wind." Tom said.
"What gives you da autharty[correct spelling] to come out here and push me around tiny tom?"
"Director Eggman. You can take it up with him."
"Believe me, I will." The person in the booth left for the studio.
"Allright! the easiest job in the whole studio and it's all mine." He said sitting in the allready warm chair.
A beautiful girl (Me, the real director and script writer) comes up to the window and says in her sexiest voice, "Hi Tom, What are you doing out here? Guarding the entrance?"
"Does it look like I'm sleeping on my... oh, yes, I mean, yeah I'm guarding the entrance." He says trying to act tough. "I'm not acting!"
"Listen, Thomas, my dear sweet boy, can you please let your dear friend in. She would be forever greatful." She said as she leaned in and kissed his lips.
Setting: Near the rooms.
"Yeah, allright sonic! that's a perfect plan!" Tails said.
"No it's not." Raph argued.
"Is too!"
"Is not!" They got louder. "Mikey, knock that off!"
"Sorry, raph."
"That's quite enough!" I... i mean, a female voice said from behind the quarelling twosome.
"Your back!" tails said running to hug her.
"Nice to see you too talis." She said with a smile."Now, here is what we're really going to do. I still have a few of those writers who are loyal to me and even more that will write for anyone if I pay them enough. So that leaves out...1... carry the 3... none of my writers. All I have to do is pay them to screw up the script on purpose right before you start filming and everything will be..."
"Places everyone!" Eggman yelled. "Oooh, this is going to be fun."
Setting: Set
Noone came out.
"The jig is up, Egghead." Sonic said alongside Mikey.
"Eggman, your days as a writer are over." I said. I whip out my lipstick and put it one, it shines bright red on my lips."Now, who wants a wet one?"
"Ah! keep her away from me!" Eggman said cowering behind Shedder.
"Get away from me." Shredder said moveing and pushing Eggman aside.
"O.K. you can have you job back, just don't kiss me!" Eggman pleaded.
"That's better. I will call all of you when I have rewriten the script." Wow, that was By far the worst thing I've ever written, that's pretty bad, hope you got some laughs out of it. TLKL8R (Talk Later)
