Chapter 2- Rednecks and Emos for everyone.
So Chadok finally made his way to freedom after dealing with a quite uncanny group of people. Chadok was just assigned a very perilous, danger-filled quest over vast uncharted lands. He was to take the silt stride to Balmora, and go see Caius Cosades.
"...Well i'm gonna go to Caius Cosades."
Chadok was unprepared for the peril at hand. He had no idea of the danger coming this way
"...I am really unprepared for the peril at hand."
So Chadok started his little, quest. He walked to the silt strider, and asked for a ride.
"Can I get a ride?"
The strider woman replied, "Why walk when you can ride?"
"?WTF?" Chadok thought to himself.
The silt strider took off to Balmora.
IN BALMORA!
"Whew," Chadok thought. "That was quick."
Chadok took one look at Balmora. It was all hype. This city should've been huge.
"WTF? This city should've been huge! I thought this was one of Vvardenfell's biggest cities. I can walk through it in under a minute."
Chadok then noticed the sign hanging from the Council Club door. It said, "come in."
"Come in eh? I think I will!" Chadok walked in. Only to be surprised by the sight.
"W' don lik yur knd arnnd h'ere," exclaimed the racist Camonna Tong. "Kujjihts d'on b'long n Mrrwindflablagapha!"
"OMG! WTFAMIGOINGTODO?" Chadok couldnt fight off these people. (not yet)
Then all of the sudden, a group of emo kids came in and killed themselves.
"?" Everyone thought.
"What the hell is going on?" Chadok roared, as more emo kids came in. The rednecks got angry.
"Giiit du fuhkc out eeeyeeeeeemu k'ds."
"Why should we leave?" said the emo kid. "We have nowhere else to go, all we feel is the pain. The pain that emerges when the blade touches the wrist. As I lay dying, eyes covered by my hair, dripping in my tears of blood. I lay, crying, dying. I have no reason to live. Life. What is life?"
"What is life?"
"Life is darkness, darkness felt in my pain. My pain i feel when-"
"DIE EMOS!" An old man with ripped abs (detail much?) and grey hair busted in with a sword, hacking through all the emo kids, who didn't really mind dying. Then he turned to the Cammona Tong, and well, killed them too.
"Well, I found Caius," Chadok thought to himself.
"Oh yes, I am Caius. I would like to give you information on who you really are, and what your real destiny is. You are the Nerev-"
END CHAPTER
