Disclaimer: Again I do not own InuYasha. Also lucky for you I couldn't get on the comp yesterday so I didn't start my new story so I saw I had enough reviews to continue. Unfortunately tonight (Friday) my brother wouldn't leave the house and finally did when I had only an hour left so that's why this update is late.
Chapter 6:
Training Interrupted
Miroku woke up with a yawn, pulling the purple robes he used as covers off himself. He rechecked his body to see if what happened the previous day was real and was disappointed to see he was still Shippou. He looked around to see his companions were waking up as well. "I had the strangest dream last night, I was Shippou and well never mind," Miroku said stretching out.
"It couldn't have been weirder then mine I saw Sango's brother die, it was very depressing." Kirara told Miroku with a small look of grief on her face.
"That's strange I had a similar dream but with Shippou's father. Shippou what did you dream about?" Miroku asked almost positive of the response.
"I learned things that will forever be burned within my memory" Shippou told Miroku with a blank stare and a shutter.
"Ah someday when YOU'RE a man you'll understand," Miroku responded to Shippou with a lecherous smile of recognition.
"Meow mew mew meow meow mew? What are you two talking about?" Sango meowed not following the story.
"Sango let me tell you about the birds and the bees" Miroku said walking over to the "cat".
"Meow mew mew meow meo mew. Miroku your family obviously has some issues." Sango meowed in response.
"What did she say?" Kagome asked Miroku.
"She says that she thinks of that story every time she looks at me" Miroku said with a perverted smile on.
"Suuurre Miroku you keep thinking that, anyway Inuyasha should be back in a few hours." Kagome said trying to change the subject. The dream that she had seemed abit private to her so she decided that she should keep it to herself.
"Well I'm hungry being so big gives me a huge appetite," Kirara complained, rubbing her stomach.
"Meow meow mew mew? And what's that supposed to mean?" Sango mewed feeling insulted at being call BIG.
"I know what you mean Kirara and Miroku won't let me eat any meat," Shippou complained while trying to comfort Kirara.
"Well I am a monk and as such I haven't eaten meat in 10 YEARS and I'm not going to let you start now," Miroku stated sticking to his principles.
"Meow mew meow meow mew mew meow. Oh so you won't eat meat but you don't have any problems touching my ass," Sango meowed annoyed.
"Oh Sango I can't believe what you just said, I am but a humble monk," Miroku replied pretending to be offended.
"What did she say?" Kagome asked Miroku.
"She simply said that when we get back to normal she wants me to grab her ass, Sango you should really try to get over your bizarre obsession with me," Miroku said earning yet another scratch across his face.
"Miroku you are such a… oh never mind. I'm getting hngry too so who's gonna get us breakfast?" She asked only to be met by stares from her four companions, "You want me to do it? Why me?"
"Because Inuyasha always catches breakfast where as Miroku steals food from your bag which means I'll have to starve," Shippou replied complaining toward the end from hunger.
"Calm down Shippou my body has been trained to go for days without food, surely you can last until lunch," Miroku said with the wise tone of voice so often used.
"Oh Shippou I just remembered my mom sent me with food before I left for this time," Kagome said taking out the bag and handing Shippou a bag of chips.
"Urg I can't get it open!" Shippou complained.
"Shippou I will open it for you I have had much experience," Miroku said with a smile crossing his, well Shippou's, face.
"I don't trust you, you'll steal them. KA- GO-ME!" Shippou cried handing her the bag so she could open it.
"Here it's open. Damn I just realized there's not enough food in here I'm gonna have to actually go and catch some fish." Kagome said depressed.
1 Hour Later
"I'm back!" Kagome yelled carrying four fish and heading toward the fire that her companions started.
"That's all you caught, Inuyasha usually catches way more then that." Kirara complained.
"I think we should be thanking lady Kagome," Miroku said politely, starting to roast a fish over the fire.
"Hey Miroku, you said I couldn't eat meat and now YOUR eating it. That's not fair!" complained Shippou, his arms crossed and glaring at Miroku, both annoyed and hungrily.
"Well there's a difference YOU are inside of a monk who does not eat meat whereas I am inside of a carnivorous demon," Miroku "explained" licking over his enlarged canine teeth.
"No fair I want some," Shippou complain then started trying to grab the fish away from Miroku.
"No you already ate I'm hungry," Miroku yelled back but by this time Shippou had already picked him up by his vest.
"Have I ever mentioned how great it is being tall?" Shippou said with a smirk, which soon turned into a yell as Miroku bit his pointed teeth into Shippou's hand then grabbed back the fish and took a big.
"Delicious! Ah my first taste of meat in ten years." Miroku said with a smile on his face and his body relaxed as the others laughed at the event that just occurred.
"Kirara you know you're supposed to cook that tight?" Kagome asked now noticing Kirara eating the raw fish.
"It tastes better this way," Kirara told her shoving more food into her mouth.
2 Hours Later
"Inuyasha your finally backn!" Kagome exclaimed as she saw Inuyasha climb out of the well.
"Yeah and that's the last time I'm going to your time. Your brother is a real freak," Inuyasha said brushing himself off.
"Yeah he is. So did you at least behave yourself?" Kagome asked praying that he did.
"Of course I did wench, though you aunt kept giving me these things," Inuyasha said taking out the tampons as Miroku, Shippou, and Sango looked on in amazement at the "future technology".
"I guess that answers my question." Kagome said rolling her eyes.
"Well now that you're here, I guess we can begin training," stated Miroku as he stood up on his feet and walked over to Shippou.
"So Inuyasha how do I use the Tetsuiga? (Sorry I don't know how to spell XD)" Kagome asked holding u the sword.
"Well first of all, you have to be protecting a human." Inuyasha told her.
"So Shippou exactly how do I tranform?" Mioku asked Shippou read to learn.
"Well just try picturing what you want to be in your head, transformation is very easy," Shippou told him, then in a poof Miroku looked like himself again except he had a tail.
"You know I really missed this great view!" Miroku exclaimed, happy to be tall again then disappointed when he turned back to Shippou a few minutes later.
Miruto's Chambers
"Miruto It appears that they are attempting to train, well we can't have that now do your thing." Takashi said with a smirk as he watched the "demon slayer" toss around her boomarang.
"Don't worry I don't think they'll be training for much longer," Miruto laughed. He passed his hand over the water once more and the image became covered in clouds.
Elsewhere
As the lightning struck Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango and Kirara were running for cover.
"Come on guys we should wait out the storm at Kaede's hut." Kagome yelled to her companions.
Shippou began to follow as someone grabbed his hand. "where do you think you're going we still have training to do," Miroku said staring into Shippou's eyes.
"What!"
OK this is the end of chapter 6. In the next chapter I think I'm going to have the elementals attack but I'm not quite sure. Anyway also at the end of the next chapter I'm planning on having a shout out for all my best reviewers so continue reviewing. Also as I've said before I'm going to England on Wednesday so no updates for a week but I'll try to continue writing the old fashion way while I'm gone so I MIGHT have some new chaps ready when I return .
