Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. OK no one did the contest so I had to think of the plot for this chapter myself which means it will probably suck since I'm going to be making it up as I go along, All I figured out so far is that I'm going to have a Miroku/Shippou joke. Also I now have over 1,000 hits. Yeah me XD.
Chapter 9:
The Uninvited
"Miroku what the fuck were you doing last night," Inuyasha argued picking up the little "demon" by the back of his vest.
"Nothing we just talked," Miroku said crossing his arms.
"Just talked! JUST TALKED! You were fucking lying across his lap, cuddling in," Inuyasha fumed.
"I simply fell asleep and being a young fire fox currently I desire warmth, I've been doing the same thing with Shippou," Miroku told Inuyasha.
"Fine whatever but I'll be watching you from now on, I don't want you going creepy on me now," Inuyasha nagged.
"Oh Buddha, you think I was doing that? No way I'm a ladies man all the way," Miroku said with a lecherous smiling, partly because of what he said and partially because he was looking up Inuyasha's skirt (don't worry I think that's straight after all Inuyasha's a girl at the moment)
"Come on let's get started, we have a long walk ahead of us," Inuyasha told his companions as he bent down to untie the ropes that bond the demons to the tree then replaced the rope in Kagome's bag. Shippou and Kirara approach to take their two demon tour guides.
Like always, Miroku was back on Shippou's shoulder, 'Hm Shippou was right, The view is nice from here," Miroku thought then noticed Miruto staring at him, "We'll talk tonight, Inuyasha's watching me," Miroku whispered in his ear then let go of the demons blue vest and resumed his previous position.
Kagome's nose was driving her crazy; this was the group's third day without bathing and after all the fighting and walking they all reeked of sweat. 'I really wish we could just stay in an inn for once so I can take a nice bath,' Kagome thought, scanning the horizon for a village.
After about five minutes of searching she finally spotted one. It was about three or four hours away and it was large enough that it probably held at least one place to stay. Now all she had to do is convince Inuyasha.
Kagome began tapping Inuyasha's shoulder, "What is it?" Inuyasha answered rudely.
"I was just wondering, if you wouldn't mind, could we sleep in an inn tonight? There's a village over the hill a few hours away," Kagome asked giving him puppy dog eyes.
"Fuck no I'm not going out of my way for that," Inuyasha replied stubbornly.
"Well I'm sorry for interrupting but to get to Naraku's castle you'll have to pass through that village anyway," Miruto commented earning dirty looks from his sister.
"You see so please can we go," Kagome begged.
"Fine now wiped that stupid look off my face," Inuyasha sneered making Kagome jump up and down.
3 hours and 37 minutes later
"Yes were finally here!" Kagome shout excitedly.
Kagome's constant jumping up and down, plus the fact that there were five demons among the group, attracted a small group to gather around. A young woman around the age of seventeen came out of the group and approached Shippou.
"Excuse me but are you a monk?" she asked.
"Um… yes." Shippou replied, not sure of what to say.
"Then would you do me the honor of allowing me to bare you a son?" the young woman asked getting close though not as close as she's wished since Miruto was between them.
Miroku began banging his head into Shippou's shoulder, "Ew no that's disgusting!" Shippou shrieked.
"NOOOO! WHY NOW!" Miroku yelled to the skies.
"Come on let's find a damn place to stay already," Inuyasha yelled to his friends as he broke through the crowd.
They arrived at an Inn to realize something they forgot about, "WE don't have any money!" Kagome cried.
"Don't worry Kagome I… I sense a dark cloud approaching," Shippou imitated.
1 Hour Later
"Thank you lord monk for saving my inn, in gratitude I invited you and your friends to stay for the night," the innkeeper told Shippou.
"Thank you for your…" Shippou started then whispered to Miroku, "What word should I use?"
"Hospitality," Miroku whispered back.
"Hospitality, thank you for your hospitality," Shippou finished. They began walking in as the man stopped them.
"Sorry no demons allowed," he sneered and slammed the screen shut.
At this Kanbari burst into laughter, "Well isn't this ironic you've been rambling on and on all morning, driving me to the point of insanity, about getting to eat good food bath and not sleep on the ground and Inuyasha has been yelling about how pointless it all is and now he's in there and you're stuck out here," she roared with laughter earning a small snicker from her brother but dirty looks from everyone else.
'Dang right now they're probably eating lunch,' Kagome thought as her stomach growled.
Sango, Kagome and Miroku waited for their friends to return with food but after forty-five minutes of waiting they began to believe that the true demons had forgotten about them.
"I think they forgot about us," Kagome cried hugging Sango and Miroku.
"Meow mew meow meow mew mew I'm sure they'll be out any second," Sango meowed reassuringly.
"She said don't worry," Miroku translated.
"Thanks Sango," Kagome thanked as she hugged tighter, as her friends finally came.
"We're back," Kirara announced.
"So where's the food?" Kagome asked impatiently.
"What food? Oh do you mean this food?" Inuyasha taunted as he and Kirara took out food and waved it in front of their starved companion's faces. All five "demons" began to drool as they watched the food go back and forth in front of their faces.
"You were right Inuyasha this is fun," Kirara commented then started to giggle.
"Hey that's not fair!" Kagome yelled getting up but then felt something. She looked down to see Miroku tugging at her pants.
"Kagome calm down they'll give it to us sooner if you don't react," Miroku told her with an unfazed face.
"You're no fun Miroku fine here take it," Kirara said and handed him a bowl of rice.
"Told you," He said before digging in.
"Come on Inuyasha give them the food," Shippou told him.
"I'd like to see you make me," Inuyasha snickered forgetting that Shippou was stringer then him now but remembered when his arm was pulled painfully behind his back making everyone laugh.
Five Hours Later
"Er I'm hungry again," Kagome complained as her friends were eating dinner.
"I'm not, this body needs very little food," Miroku commented as Inuyasha, Shippou and Kirara re exited.
"I am extremely sorry but the innkeeper realized we were smuggling out food and was watching us this time but luckily I was able to compromise and he will allow you to bath as long as you are…" Shippou began then whispered to Miroku, "what's a word for being watched?"
"Chaperoned," Miroku whispered back.
"Chaperoned which I guess means that the boys will have to bath together and same with the girls," Shippou explained. (I know that sounds really perverted but I see it all the time in anime)
"Ew gross, bad enough I have to bath as a guy, now I have to do it in front of them as well," Kagome complained squeamishly.
"O toughen up Kagome or close your eyes," Inuyasha told her annoyed.
15 Minutes Later in the Men's Bathing Room
"Ew ew ew this is so gross," Kagome complained at he fact that she was surrounded in a bath by three naked males.
"Excuse me but could you stop complaining, at least you weren't undress by someone else," Miruto shivered but began relaxing into the water. Now that he had his ponytail out his hair reach his shoulders and had lost it's blue shine from being wet.
"Believe me it was equally gross on this end but I wasn't going to hold onto you for another day if you continued to smell," Shippou told the demon as he shaved the way Miroku showed him. It was very easy thanks to Kagome's future technology, Miroku told him she gave him the razor after he cut himself a few months ago.( I only put that in since I have no idea how they shaved back then XD)
"That is why I am quite thankful I am too short at the moment to reach the top of his pants," Miroku commented looking smugly.
"Ah Miroku it takes too long to bath in your body your so big," Shippou complained.
"Do we have o um… touch the demon," Kagome whispered in Miroku's ear referring to having to wash Miruto.
Fortunately Miruto over heard that's to his sensitive hearing and provided them with an answer, "There's no way I'm every going to let anyone besides myself wash me, I'll do it myself." A moment later they saw the water from the pool rise and wash over Miruto as he stared at it, I further moistened his hair and went over the spider shaped mark on his back before he realized he was being stared at.
"How in the world are you doing that?" Kagome asked, staring in amazement, "I thought you need your hands to control water."
"I do, for the most part anyway but as long as I'm touching water I can limitedly control it but it takes a lot out of me to do the simplest things," The elemental said patting as the others stared at him in horror with the exception of Miroku who was fascinated.
The Women's Bathing Room
"Meow meow mew mew meow mew meow meow mew meow mew? Inuyasha stop staring at my body, are you sure you're not Miroku?" Sango meowed from outside the bath as she watched Kirara lick her body.
"What did she say?" Inuyasha asked.
"Who fucking cares, get me out of here, I hate the water," Kinbari snapped.
"Well I wanna get out too but you don't see me complaining," Inuyasha snapped at the elemental.
"You know you're being very unladylike right now," Kinbari mocked turning away.
"Meow mew meow meow mew mew meow, Something tells me this will be a long night," Sango mewed rolling her eyes.
OK done, I think this is my longest chapter which is quite ironic considering I thought it would be my shortest one. Anyway I'm going to write another chapter in my other story before I finish this story up but if anyone has a real problem with this tell me and I'll just finish this fanfic up first.
