"The name's Cavy Cabone," the tooth said, flashing its own pair of choppers. It was dressed like a nineteen twenties Chicago mobster, and in its tiny arms held up a tommy gun. "Now, here's what you'se guys are going to do," it cackled.

"Hold on there, Mr. Cabone," Ami snapped, walking up to her friend's tooth. "Do you even know who we are?"

The tooth shrugged and blinked. "Of course I do," it snapped. "You're world famous rock stars, Puffy AmiYumi." It smiled and leveled the tiny gun at the pink haired girl. "Why else do you think I choose your friend's mouth here to take over?"

"Just what do you want from us?" Kaz snarled.

"First, I want all of your money," the tooth growled, waving the gun at Kaz.

"No way, I worked hard for that money," the stubborn manager said, crossing his arms over his chest and shutting his eyes.

"You worked hard for the money?" Ami asked, frowned.

"Well, sure," Kaz said, shrugging even more. "I had to find you girls, then I had to con, er, I mean convince that salesperson to give us the bus, and then --."

"Then I want your teddy bear, Mr. Yen Ying," the tooth interrupted him.

"Whoa, hold up a moment," Yumi said, trying not to burst into laugher, "You have a teddy bear named Mr. Yen Ying!"

"That was a gift from my mommy," Kaz snapped at his client, and then turned his attention to the tooth, "And I would rather you deep fry me in --," he was going to say oil, but seeing the vicious tooth, decided on a different condiment, "mayonnaise than ever give you my precious, wittle Yenny wenny," the manager pulled out a tattered and falling apart bear and began hugging him lovingly.

"Yenny Wenny?" Ami asked. She would have said something else, but only snickered as Kaz dropped to the floor, cuddling the bear in one hand, and sucking his thumb.

"Third, Puffy AmiYumi will break into the first National banks of every country on the globe, and play their music only for me," the tooth finished.

"THAT'S GOING TOO FAR!" Yumi roared. "You can take over my mouth, you can take Kaz's money and stupid bear --,"

"HEY!" Kaz cried sorrowfully.

"But there are two things that Puffy AmiYumi are not!" the purple haired rocker continued. "We aren't thieves, and we will NOT forsake our FANS!"

"Are you sure about that?" the tooth scowled. It pulled the trigger to its gun, and aimed it at Yumi's tongue. A tiny feather shot out, and began stroking it, bringing Yumi into a major fit of giggling.

"That's not fair," she screeched, rolling over the ground, tears running down her cheeks.

Ami screeched, "That fiend, how could he know that Yumi's tongue is her most ticklish body part?"

"It was all in 'All About the Puffy', the tooth cackled, pulling the gun away as he held out a book with the girls' pictures on it. Ami took it, and started paging through it, gasping as she read all their dark and dirty secrets, mainly taken from their own diaries.

"Kaz, this was written by you!" the perky princess of Japanese Pop snarled.

Kaz looked at the book and sheepishly chuckled, his face turning beet red. "It seemed like a good idea at the time," he said. He swallowed and cowered in a corner as the two girls hovered over him. "Okay, okay, I'm sorry."

"Not as sorry as she's going to be," the tooth cackled. He pulled out his gun and recommenced the tickling of her sensitive tongue. Yumi dropped to the floor and rolled all over it, her fingers desperately trying to reach the gun from Cavy Cabone. But the crafty tooth was too quick and darted it just out of her fingers' reach, stroking each area of the tongue at rapid quick paced speeds, and then at irritatingly, excruciatingly slow rates. "Now are you going to do what I want? Or am I going to have to tickle you for all eternity?"

By this time, Yumi was too tired and laughing too hard to say anything, not to mention that with the feather stroking her tongue, she could barely move it. Ami took the time to pull Kaz out of the room, and into her bedroom, switching on her computer.

"What are we doing?" the middle aged man asked, blocking his ears from the obnoxious sounds of Yumi's uncontrollable giggling.

"I'm looking up Cavy Cabone on the internet," she said, her fingers flying at mach speeds as they hit the keyboard. Soon they were logged on, and typed the name into the search engine. Only one result came up.

Kaz leaned forward and began reading. "It says here that Cavy Cabone was a dentist in the early nineteen hundreds, in America. He was constantly getting in trouble for inefficient dentistry methods, and finally fell in with the mob, where he became a top leader of the criminal circles in Chicago."

"Until the Feds caught up with him, and an Officer I.M. Fluoride, another former dentist, who worked for the F.B.I. brought him down," Ami continued, pushing her manager away.

"But he swore a curse against the F.B.I., dentists, and pop rock musicians everywhere, and vowed his ghost would come back to reek his terrible revenge," Kaz finished, pushing her out of her seat. The tiny man looked at the screen a few seconds more and started screaming. "We're doomed!" he cried, flailing like silly putty. "I'm a dentist, you girls are pop rockers!"

"Kaz, call down," Ami said, pushing him away. "It says here that his curse can be broken with the help of Detective Flouride's kin." She blinked and turned off the computer. "All we have to do is go to Wide Mouth, Montana, find his family, and we can beat back this evil tooth."

After agreeing that was the best thing to do, the manager and pink princess went into the main room, to tell Yumi, but she was gone. All that was left was a small, little note.

"I've got the girl, and if you do not do as I ask, she will never wail another guitar at another rock concert again. Met me at Halitosis, Idaho in two days, and bring the money.

P.S. I've got the bear too. Love, Cavy Cabone."

Kaz threw back his head and wailed. "Mr. Yen Ying!"

Now to my reviewers:

Sonic: Yes, he cracks me up too, and hopefully you've enjoyed him in this chapter too!

Crapface: Well, hopefully you are fully awake now to read this chapter. Then again reading this might put you in a coma!

Oh well, on to chapter 4!