Hi again wow 2 in one day. Or rather night. Ok here are all your pointless jigs you wanted.
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Chapter 7
Pointless jigs
As they entered the lab, Harry came to and saw that there was a muggle video recorder and Fred and George were arguing about what tune to sing their theme song to.
Fred- I want it to be song to the theme song to Married with Children!
George- But I want the Adams Family!
Fred- MWC!
George-AF!
Fred- Heads I win tails you lose.
George being the less smart one agreed.
Fred- Heads! I win!
George- Fine!
As Fred stood in front of the camera, George started the recording.
WWW's Commercial
"Hello! My name is Fred Weasley! And I'm George Weasley!"
Fred- We're here to bring dangerously delicious sweets to you.
George- And we emphasis dangerous.
Unexpectedly George conjures up two Fire Whiskeys and hands one to Fred. They each drank them down in one gulp and became overly drunk. Ron walks in, "What the freak are you two doing?"
Fred and George start singing
Fred and George Weasley. Fred and George Weasley.
Go together like dangers and candy.
This we tell ya Ronald.
You can't have one without the other.
Fred and George Weasley. Fred and George Weasley.
BOOM!
Harry had tripped over a box and got him and Ron covered in some sticky black stuff. They inhaled it and started singing.
Harry and Ron start singing
Potter and Weasley. Potter and Weasley.
Go together like twins and candy.
This we tell ya Freddy.
You can't have Potter without the weasel.
(Ron, "HEY!" "Weasley was too odd")
Potter and Weasley. Potter and Weasley.
BOOM!
Now Fred tripped over the reverse spell box and no one remembered a thing.
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There! You have pointless jigs! Are you happy now! R&R even though it is so stupid. Sorry if you aren't familiar with the show Married with Children, it just fit. If you don't know the tune, either:
Look up the show and watch the beginning.
Ignore this chapter completely.
Make up your own tune.
If it were me, I would choose C. it applies little or no effort.
