Define Normal
Chapter Four - AJ's Issues
((sorry, for the life of me I couldn't think of an "a" word))
AJ woke up, her head feeling woozy. When she finally opened her eyes, the world went pink for a moment, then went very very fuzzy. She sat up, oblivious to the spazzing cat on her lap (she was used to it), and took out her contacts. The world suddenly became crystal clear. In fact, this was the best she had ever been able to see in her life! She blinked a couple times and said "Wow..I feel like Peter Parker..." Then she finally acknowleged Wednesday. Then she turned her head to see what W-day was having such an issue with, and did a small, surprised hiccup. In front of her were five people. The first one she noticed was a woman holding a way-to-big boomerang. The second was the man in a long, black robe standing next to her. He had a cross necklace around his left hand, so she guessed he was some sort of priest. The third was a boy, looking to be in his mid-to-late teens, in an all red body suit that was by no means tight, he had long silver hair and what appeared to be dog (or cat) ears. He was mumbling under his breath and his eyes were a little pink, there was a girl next to him in a strange, yet familiar, outfit, telling at him to stop rubbing his eyes because "they'll itch more". Finally, probably the first person she should have noticed, was the last one she noticed. He was an adorable little boy, standing only a couple feet away from her. His hands and feet were tiny, and he looked like he had a tail. AJ stood up and said "I bumped my head harder than I thought." Suddenly the girl next to the dog-eared man spoke. "I feel the presence of a jewel shard." Then the little boy yelled "Her eyes, and her forehead, is she human?" The man in the black robe took a step forward and address AJ. "Witch, why are you here?"
"What the heck? HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE? RUN!" hissed Wednesday. "Okay, so my life was a little boring before hand, but why all this?" Wednesday sat down, trying to calm himself down. "I smell another kitty here.. a girl. I gotta look my best." He settled into a graceful yet strong possition, and turned his head to the side to present a good pose. He caught a glimps of his tail. Something wasn't right. He focused on his tail, and blanched.
AJ rubbed her head, for some reason she could hear a voice. Then she realized what that priest guy had just said. "WITCH! What the hell, I'm not a witch! Whatever happened to manners?" The man looked surprised, but didn't move, except to start unwinding the beads from his left wrist. "If you're not a witch, then you must be some sort of cat demon. Or at least you're connected to your cat." said the woman with the boomerang. The dog eared man did a short growl, "Cat!" The girl next to him hit him in the head and said "Stop it, she hasn't tried to hurt us..except when she almost blinded you." "Yeah," said the red clothed dog eared man, "How do you know that's not what she really wanted to happen. I say we get rid of her!" He took a step forward, and promptly fell over. Shippou moved his leg out from under Inuyasha's (with a sly smile), and said "She doesn't look dangerous. But her Two-tail might be." At the sound of that, Kilala poked her head out from Sango's shoulder. She had been sleeping wrapped around her neck, under her hair. AJ whipped her head around and looked at her backside. "What? I don't have any tails, let alone two!" Then she saw Wednesday, and practically screeched. "WEDNESDAY! YOUR TAIL! Oh my gosh! Doesn't that hurt? Why aren't you mewing?" "No, it doesn't hurt. That's why I'm worried. When did I get two tails!" purred Wednesday. AJ shook her head and said "How should I know? We were falling, and that pink crystal thingy was glowing, and then it shot into my head.. hey.. when did you get that star shaped scar? ... Did you just talk to me? Through my mind!"
Inu's group looked at eachother. "I have a feeling that we've been forgotten," said Miroku. Inuyasha became instantly alert. He got up, lept and landed right at AJ's feet, and grabbed her collar. "What do you mean 'pink crystal thingy'?" He pointed to Kagome's bottled necklace, "did it look anything like that?" Shocked into obeying, AJ took a look at Kagome's bottle, and did a small gasp. Then she practically flew backward, "GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!" Wednesday yowled and arched his back, his fur standing on end, "I agree with you, for once. Get that shiny pink thing away from me! It marked my handsome forehead! Now how can I attract that yellow, two tailed feline?" AJ looked at W-day in shock. "We're about to fall through a time-space continuum, AGAIN, and all you can think about is sex?" "Well..yes. I am the most handsome cat on earth, you know."
AJ and Wednesday continued fighting. "She gets distracted easily, doesn't she?" said Shippou. Kilala mewed in agreement and lept off Sango's shoulder. She then cat-walked over to the orange two-tail tom. "Mew?" Wednesday cut off midsentence with AJ and mewed, "Well, hello there honey. Wanna take a walk, say, into those trees over there. -wink-" Kilala hissed, and to all appearances, suffered from spontaneous kitty combustion. The flame instantly got huge, and Wednesday took a shocked step back. In front of him now was a huge, growling, monsterous cat. Her tails and feet were a-fire. She was the most beautiful creature Wednesday had ever seen. His pink eyes glittered with envy, "Can I do that, too?" Kilala purred, and touched her nose to Wednesday's star shaped scar on his forhead. He instantly burst into blue flames.
Durring all this, AJ had gone to stand next to Inu's group. Now she screeched again (Inuyasha covered his ears in pain), "WEDNESDAY! OH MY GOSH! WILL SOMEONE GET ME SOME WAT-" she stopped midscreech. Wednesday was now a little taller than Kilala. His feet and tails were ablaze with blue flames. His body had shaped itself into that of a mountain lion, in short, he was very handsome. Sango walked over to AJ and put her hand on her shoulder. "I'm going to guess you need some advice on two-tails?"
Wednesday turned and looked proudly at AJ. "I'm going to LOVE this place."
