Note: The title of this chapter is me in real life and in this story. With what

you see on TV today, it seems that all men think about is sex and eating.

And TV also trys to establish the fact that woman will love to give them both.

I hate today's culture. Okay, rant done.

Define Normal

Chapter Eleven - I hate perverts!

Inuyasha was just in the process of beating a wolf demon's head in with the pommel of his Tessaiga ((woohoo, i can spell it without having to check now!)) when the caved in stone barrier that Sango had created with her Hiraikotsu next to him exploded! Once again he was cursing and trying to get random dirt particals out of his eyes. Kagome had the fortune to be behind him when that happened, so just like the first time, she didn't get blinded. What she saw made her shake Inuyasha out of his rubbing frenzy. Kouga stood in the newly excavated cave entrance, seething with anger for his fallen comrads, katana in hand. Everywhere his eyes wandered, his friends and family were laying on the ground. Most weren't actually dead, for they were only trying to buy time, not erradicate everyone, but it still REALLy pissed him off. What really made him mad was out of the corner of his eye, the dark skinned girl that had punched him in the back had Bane by one of his shoulder pads and had just punched him in the back of the head, then she just dropped him like he didn't mean anything! "Okay," he yelled, surprising everyone in the battlefield, "that girl is REALLY pissing me off!" Everyone looked in the to see what Kouga was directing his anger at, and in the rare moments of a battle where everyone stopped, AJ realized that she was the reason. She stopped, stood still for a moment, then put up her hands and said "WHAT!" Sensing his human's feelings, Wednesday glided down and landed beside her, snarling as if to say "You want her, you gotta get past me".

From her hiding place, Jessica flinched. "AJ always liked being center of attention," she mumbled to herself, not really sure if what she had just mumbled was true or not. She just felt it was the right thing to mumble at the moment. What Jessica had deffinetly not counted on was that two wolf demons, still able to fight, around her had just heard her mumbling. They looked at eachother, and the one nodded silently. They then started to sneak around in back of the girl and her old looking dog. The first one to reach them was a shorter demon with dull blue hair and deep blue eyes. He wore the same outfit as Kouga, just like all the demon warriors of his pack did, except his furs were the color of deer pelt, while Kouga's looked more like elk ((don't ask, i just always think of elk as light brown and deer as dark brown)). His silent creeping was partically credited to the furry boots he was wearing. The same went for the second sneaky demon. His hair was fiery red, and his eyes were the light pink of an albino. Diamond never saw it comming. The blue haired, blue eyed demon snatched him right off the ground faster than you could blink. Diamond only had time to say "JESSICA LOOK OU-" before the second demon grabbed ahold of Jessica, putting one hand over her mouth to keep her quiet. Alas, his plan went aray when he discovered that though she was human, she had some pretty sharp teeth. He wretched up his hand with a deep snarl, and Jessica let out a blood curdling scream that any good terrifyed screamer would be proud of.

---In Kouga's Room---

Dianna and Romeo were in the process of trying to break down the thick, stone door their their fists (and claws) when the scream reached them. It startled Dianna so much that she practically flew to the middle of the floor, landing hard on her bottom. Romeo was lucky, he only did a small jump and yelped, no hurt bottom for him. Dianna sat on the floor for a second before saying, "I would know that blood curdling scream anywhere. JESSICAAA!" Romeo joined in, yelling "DIAMOND! Oh Diamond! Where ARE YOU!" But alas, Diamond was a little to far away to hear his plea, just as Jessica was a little to far away to hear her friend's. The stupid thick stone walls didn't help. The echo probably would've made Romeo deaf if there wasn't all this furry stuff to absorb it. "Romeo, she's in trouble! She never screams like that unless she's either in trouble, or something's trying to tickle her!" Dianna said frantically. "I thought getting tickled was a terrible thing," said Romeo. "Given the circumstances," said Dianna, "I'd rather have the Kouga guy tickling me than pulling down my shirt collar at random. ... ... Wait. Maybe not, just disreguard that last statement." Then Dianna and Romeo heard something that softened their hearts, it was the beautiful sound of a well roared "YARGH!"

---Back in the battlefield---

After she had bit the demon, he had been rather angry, and had put his arm back around her to try and restrain her again. But when she did that terrible, LOUD scream, he had flinched, and he hand went just a little lower than planned. An uncomfortable silence followed. Then with a sudden burst of strength, Jessica exploded out of the man's grip, and roared "YARGH! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE YOU STUPID PERVERT!" Wondering what the hell was going on, the first demon turned around just in time to get a face full of fist. He dropped Diamond and fell like a sack of potatoes. Luckily, Diamond got out from under him in time now to have his back squashed. He looked at the scene before him. Two demons lay unconcience. The first one had a bloody nose, and a very large bruise developing on his face. The second one followed suit. He then look at Jessica, who was huffing and puffing ((and not blowing any houses down)). Wait a minute..is that? It is! "Jessica!" he yelled, "There is SMOKE coming out of your mouth and nostrils!" Slowly Jessica settled down, and the smoke distintigrated. After a bit, she said "I think you're right. Everytime I breath I get the smell of a nice big ol' campire. But it's disapearing fast. ... Oh, there it went, darn it. I like that smell." A couple seconds passed, and then Diamond said (with a doggy smile), "I wonder if it's possible that I'm a healer and you're a .. destoryer?" Jess looked at him for a second and said thoughtfully, "Hmm...why don't you try healing that guy's nose without me." Diamond trotted over the the blue eyed demon, and rested his paw on the man's nose. Nothing happened. He tried the other paw. Nothing. He tried poking his nose to it, nothing. Finally, out of desperation, he licked the nose. His cross shaped scar started to glow green, and the man's nose slowly began cracking itself back into it's rightful place. Then after a couple seconds, the bleeding stopped. Extremely happy with himself, he looked over at an astonished Jessica. "Now we just need to work on that .. I guess .. fiery thing you have going on. Maybe you should go out and fight." he said. "What? How? It never happened before." she said worriedly. "Were you ever that enraged before? Maybe you should just think about something that really makes you mad." he recommended. Jessica cautiously looked from Diamond to the area of battle. She cracked her neck, shook her hands in front of her chest to loosen her wrists, then did a silent prayer of 'please let it work' and set out to battle.

From what Diamond was hearing and seeing, it worked.