INTERVIEW! with roy. when im like high. per. hyper... -aheh-

Me: So, Colnel Mustang, how are you?

Roy: call me roy. and i'm doing great. how about yourself?

Me: Fine thank you. So, Roy, the question all fangirls want to know --

Roy: No, I'm not seeing anyone right now. -smexy smile-

Me: Uhm, actually... I was referring to Ed... Is he single that you know of?

Roy: WHAT THAT RUNT FULLMETAL I AM MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN HIM WHAT THE HELL!

Ed: -falls out of sky- I HEARD THAT! -starts beating up Roy-

Me: where'd you come from?

Ed: Uhm... i really dont know? The... stork?

Roy: -beat up a bit- --;;;

Me: OOOOOOoooooookay... So, uh, ed...

Ed: hm?

Me: ILOVEYOUMARRYME! -jumps on eds lap-

Ed: Huh? What the --

Me: -starts makin out wit ed-

Roy: Isn't this my interview?

Me: Shut your trap... -kisses ed again-

Roy: 0.0 -starts flirting with random fangirl-

Me: um... anyway...

Ed: YESIWILLMARRYYOU! -kisses kori-

Me: i love you, edward-sama.

Ed: And i love you.

Me: So, Mustang...

Roy: Hm?

Me: uh, do you like riza?

Roy: COURSE I DO! RIZA IS HOT I WANT HER I MUST DO HER ON MY DESK!

Riza: -falls out of the sky, gun in hand- -aims at roy- what was that?

Roy: Uh, i said, she gives me paperwork to do on my desk...

Riza: That's what i thought.

Me: Uh, where'd YOU come from?

Riza: well it wasnt the STORK -glares at ed-

Ed: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!

Riza, Roy, Me: YOURE 15!

Ed: So?

Me: YOU STILL BELIEVE IN THE FLIPPIN STORK!

Ed: What do you mean believe in, its not real?

Roy: As real as Santa and the Easter Bunny!

Ed: They're not real? Then... where did i come from?

((-A/N: this is totally inaccurate, seeing as how when ed was 13 he, like, delivered gracia hughes's baby... but whatever lol...-))

Me: Um... Go ask -- Roy. I'm sure he can go into detail on the subject,

Roy: 00

Riza: Well that's all for today!

Ed: NO! BUT I STILL DONT KNOW!

Roy: I am NOT telling him all that crap.

Riza & Me: --

-fin-