INTERVIEW! with roy. when im like high. per. hyper... -aheh-
Me: So, Colnel Mustang, how are you?
Roy: call me roy. and i'm doing great. how about yourself?
Me: Fine thank you. So, Roy, the question all fangirls want to know --
Roy: No, I'm not seeing anyone right now. -smexy smile-
Me: Uhm, actually... I was referring to Ed... Is he single that you know of?
Roy: WHAT THAT RUNT FULLMETAL I AM MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN HIM WHAT THE HELL!
Ed: -falls out of sky- I HEARD THAT! -starts beating up Roy-
Me: where'd you come from?
Ed: Uhm... i really dont know? The... stork?
Roy: -beat up a bit- --;;;
Me: OOOOOOoooooookay... So, uh, ed...
Ed: hm?
Me: ILOVEYOUMARRYME! -jumps on eds lap-
Ed: Huh? What the --
Me: -starts makin out wit ed-
Roy: Isn't this my interview?
Me: Shut your trap... -kisses ed again-
Roy: 0.0 -starts flirting with random fangirl-
Me: um... anyway...
Ed: YESIWILLMARRYYOU! -kisses kori-
Me: i love you, edward-sama.
Ed: And i love you.
Me: So, Mustang...
Roy: Hm?
Me: uh, do you like riza?
Roy: COURSE I DO! RIZA IS HOT I WANT HER I MUST DO HER ON MY DESK!
Riza: -falls out of the sky, gun in hand- -aims at roy- what was that?
Roy: Uh, i said, she gives me paperwork to do on my desk...
Riza: That's what i thought.
Me: Uh, where'd YOU come from?
Riza: well it wasnt the STORK -glares at ed-
Ed: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!
Riza, Roy, Me: YOURE 15!
Ed: So?
Me: YOU STILL BELIEVE IN THE FLIPPIN STORK!
Ed: What do you mean believe in, its not real?
Roy: As real as Santa and the Easter Bunny!
Ed: They're not real? Then... where did i come from?
((-A/N: this is totally inaccurate, seeing as how when ed was 13 he, like, delivered gracia hughes's baby... but whatever lol...-))
Me: Um... Go ask -- Roy. I'm sure he can go into detail on the subject,
Roy: 00
Riza: Well that's all for today!
Ed: NO! BUT I STILL DONT KNOW!
Roy: I am NOT telling him all that crap.
Riza & Me: --
-fin-
