A/N: hello people! Okay, you guys are probably lucky that I probably spend hours to type this and yes, it's quite long. So read slowly and enjoy it and then review it! Please I beg of you!
Disclaimer: I do not own you know what. I own this story!
Chapter summary: Ryou comes up all the fun but one mistake he made was making his own yami telling fairy tales. And it all started with 'Snow White' . . .
Chapter 12: Crack the up the fairy tales
Ryou is looking at the baking cookies on a tray just right in front of him. The cookies look very delicious but what disturb Ryou is—when he looks at his yami and Seto and Malik looking all messy with their aprons—not only aprons are all covered with flour but their faces too. So what worries Ryou is—is it safe for him to eat those cookies? "I told you, guys. The chibi also have a mind of it's own to eat it or not." "No, you're suppose to put the blame on these 2 nutcase, not me!" Bakura whispers back huskily to Mai. The yami is pretty much referring the 'nutcase' as Malik and Seto and not himself, which is unfair at all because it IS part of his fault. "Ryou, you don't wanna taste it? We made it especially for you." Joey asks Ryou politely, the chibi look nervously between Joey and his yami. We must guess that maybe the little chibi is thinking not only whether is safe to eat it or not, he doesn't wanna hurt the baker's feelings; he's not the type who's a choosy or the stingy type of person when it comes to food or anything else but what bothers him is Bakura. Does Bakura really made the afford to bake the cookie? Is it safe for him to eat it? "Iws iwt Bakuwa who bwake twis cwookies?" Ryou ask softly, looking at everyone else around him. "Yeap! Is Bakura all right!" Malik cheered, knowing what the chibi meant by. "Wha—" but Bakura was quickly cut off when Seto hits him by the back, telling him to shut up.
The chibi look back at the cookie and suddenly, his small hands reach out for one cookie and he slowly shove it in his mouth. Bakura notice and he had a sudden blush, how come—"Um! Nwice!" Ryou smiled up to Bakura, a glint of honesty about what he just commented over the cookie. Mai, Seto, Joey and Malik smile along with the chibi; they all knew Ryou really mean it that way. Mai gave a thumbs-up to Ryou, assuring him about the cookie's taste and Ryou smile back as a yes. "I dwidn't kwo Bakuwa bwake gwood cwookies!" Ryou added his cheerful comment, "Hehehe! Me either!" Malik said, winking at Ryou.
"Hey? Anybody around?" a familiar voice called the house, and reveal Yami's voice. "Yami!! Yugi! Duke! You came!!" Mai cheered and hugged all of them, so did Malik and Joey. Well, Seto did greet them along. "Haha! Like we promise!" Duke smirks and gave Joey a high five. "Bakuwa, twe cwookies awe weally nwice. Twank oo." Bakura look at him thoughtfully then smile, "Anything for you, hikari." Then he kisses his hikari's forehead. Ryou giggled but also pretty much blushing. "Okay!!! Story telling people!!" announced Yugi, with everyone sitting in a circle; except Bakura and Ryou who's still near the dining table. Bakura and Ryou notice and the yami carry the chibi and join the others. "Who's gonna tell the story?" ask Joey, "Don't know. Ask Ryou." Yami said simply, looking at Ryou. So they all eye at Ryou for an answer. Ryou became pretty nervous and shy at first and Malik was going to defend him but that was when Ryou gave a small smile to everybody and looks over at Bakura. "Cwan Bakuwa twell 'Snow White'?" Ryou mumbled, with his big chibi eyes showing a plead to his yami. First, Bakura freaked out but having a little 'crush' over his hikari and a little much 'fell' for his cuteness, he accept it anyway.
"Fine, fine. Hand me the bloody damn story book." Bakura muttered aloud, Malik heard him and hand him the book. Which entitle, 'Snow White and the seven dwarfs'. The yami sits on a chair that's the front of everybody who's in a circle, opening the book roughly and starts clearing his throat.
"Okay, Once upon a time . . ."
So there live a princess (let's just say it's the normal Ryou, not the chibi one) who once live in a tower—okay, okay—
"Bakura!! Come on! According to the story!" everybody around except Ryou reminded him harshly. Bakura huff a growl and continue back.
Lives with her parents but years later, her (it's a he, because is Ryou but the story is 'her' so whatever anyway.) father married another one since the previous mother of the girl died. The stepmother of the princess was evil and cruel and full of jealousy towards the princess name Snow White. Once the king died and only live the evil queen and Snow white, the evil queen decide to kill Snow White for her beauty and only live the evil queen is the world's most beautiful woman in the land.
"Boy, this is interesting." Yami smirked, "Shut-up! I'm trying to read here!" Bakura snapped him angrily, Ryou giggled at his yami. (A/N: oh ya! The snow-white story is Bakura POV. So whenever like when you see an 'I' or 'me', is Bakura's POV on the Snow White story.)
"O mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" called the queen to his magic mirror. The magic mirror appears and reveals a face—and don't ask me if it has a face or not! "You are the fairest of them all!" the mirror replied, yeah Ra knows and we all know the queen was happy and never thought of killing Snow White. Good for her then! And years and years and years and years and years and years—and YEARS later, why is it so many years for Snow White to become 20 years old?! Anyway, Snow White became a beautiful maiden and we all know that, which kid doesn't know such amazing crap? So Snow White became a beautiful maiden and that's when the queen became desperate of her beauty, knowing that one or these days Snow White will surpass her beauty and she will not become the fairest in the land. How obvious. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" ask the queen—again. To her precious stupid mirror. The mirror appear and what do we know? It says, "Oh yes you are fair of all, but Snow White is the fairest of them all." I wonder if we have those kind of mirror so that I can ask Ra why is it me who's telling all these crap?
"Ryou, are you really sure you want your yami to continue this story?" Malik ask nervously, looking at the chibi beside him. Ryou just nodded, "Owf Cwourse!"
The queen became furious and angry and of course all pissed off, "I must kill her!" that's all she said to herself. Back to Snow White, mopping the floor with her rags on since the queen doesn't let her to wear those fancy clothing. Singing her sweet voice until little white pigeons come and along beside her to hear her sing so wonderfully, short note, she just made a concert there!
"I'm wishing! I'm wishing!
That my prince will come,
To find me, to find me—"
"DON'T SING!!!" all of them yelled at Bakura, making Bakura pause for a moment and continue back his story—without singing.
Okay, okay, no singing. So let's skip to where Snow White didn't sing but the crappy prince come in the scene and stalk her. Nah—he didn't stalk her. "Oh what a lovely voice!" a male voice said behind her gate, making Snow White jump in surprise. Who wouldn't because the stupid prince scares her! Snow White became frighten and ran away to hide in the castle, "Don't go away!" the prince called out, chasing her but he cannot jump in the castle you see, so he has to shout like a nut case for Snow White. "Please come back!! I want to see you!" the prince called out, begging for Snow White comes out. (A/N: okay! all of you! I want you to imagine Bakura and Ryou as the characters in Snow White. This is BakuraXRyou!) But Snow White is stupid enough not to listen o him so she didn't come out, maybe she's too shy to show herself in a sexy torn rag. So the prince walks away sadly but mumble to himself, "I will get her." So Snow White looks around to see if close clear, and it was. Snow White ran down and do back her work but before she could, she sighs deeply and dreamily about the prince.
And back at the Queen's place, the evil queen stuck her ass in the throne or else why would she call herself 'queen'? Is just that she's the villain in the story. "I want you to bring back Snow White's heart!" the queen commanded to a hunter who's kneeling in front of her. "But your majesty—" "Shut-up! No more talking! I want that bitch's heart!" "Who's the bitch? "SNOW WHITE!!!!!!!!"
'I should had know, Bakura's story telling is really dangerous.' Thought Malik, Seto, Yami, Joey, Duke and Mai.
And the hunter understood as he quickly ran away from the palace and search for Snow White. And let's just say Snow White is already out of the palace and ran away to the forest. – And don't ask me why! So now we shall locate Snow White in the forest, and there she is picking some flowers and la la la in the forest—since you don't want me to sing. As she sing, suddenly on the rock near her she see a figure, a human figure holding a knife—she look behind and scream as she see the hunter ready to stab her but the hunter quickly kneel down and give up on stabbing Snow White. What a baby. "Please forgive me, your highness! It was the queen who order me!" begged the hunter, which it is true that the evil queen was the one who told him to kill Snow White. "Run! Run away, princess!! Run away!!" shouted the hunter, "But—" "Run!!!" the hunter yell, of course he'll yell since he already said it before! And Snow White who has brains, run away and run in the forest as quickly as she can. She run and run and didn't know she got lost as she see strange figures—figures of ghost that is I guess. And she fainted; maybe she's already over her frightened limit. Later on, she woke up and saw some weird animals around her. A dear, 5 birds, err—maybe a few animals, which I don't know how to tell what they are. "Oh how cute!" Snow White cheerfully said, she must be an animal liker.
"Err—Bakura, I think you can skip that to where Snow White found the cottage." Yugi sweat dropped.
"Ahhhh!! What little cute people!"
"I swear!! That's what it says in the story!!" Bakura quickly protested, pausing the story at the moment. Everybody sweat drops enough to hear the story but except Ryou, who seems delighted to see his yami telling the whole story.
"Who are you and why are you here?" one of the dwarfs asks Snow White, and the name 'grumpy'. Weird name but that's the name. I won't introduce the seven dwarfs since we all know their weird names. "I'm Snow White." "Snow White?! The princess?!" all of the seven dwarfs shouted, stunned by the name 'Snow White'. "Yes, and please let me stay here! My stepmother is a cruel—" and bla bla bla she said the whole story about her evil stepmother want to kill her and all those crap. So the dwarfs agree and don't ask me why and I don't wanna say why! Meanwhile, in the palace, the queen knew all about—err—well, let's just say again that she knew about the hunter giving her a heart if a pig. Smart hunter though. "How dare that hunter trick me! What a bastard!" she cursed, and ran down to a secret room. Where she drinks a potion and quickly she turn into an old ugly hag, so she also took a poison apple and she walk away from the palace from a secret exit. "Soon, I will be the fairest of them all!! Hahahahahaha!!!" she cackled evilly.
One of them was chuckling over Bakura's tone of story telling, it was pretty funny actually. "Come on guys, don't tease him!" said Malik, trying to control his chuckle. "Bakuwa!! Cwontinue!" Bakura heard the chibi became excited, but he did frown a little because he's the one who's telling this so call crap.
And so the seven dwarfs left Snow White in the small cottage but they did warn her not to let any stranger in before they left and dig mines. But lets just say Snow White is stupid because suddenly and old woman—the evil queen approach the cottage and scared Snow White for she's ugly. "Hello my dear, making apple pie?" ask the evil queen to Snow White. But Snow White didn't know it was the queen. "Yes, want to try some?" ask back Snow White in a polite tone, since she is stupid to be polite. "I have an apple and do please try some!" said the old woman, throwing and apple to Snow White. Snow White reaches for the apple and take one bite on it, and she fainted. No, no. She died. "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Soon I'll be the fairest one of all!!" cackled the evil queen and walk left the cottage, leaving the dead Snow White on the floor.
'Bakura is just so good in his cackling.' Thought all of them. (A/N: lolz, no really. That 'hahaha' part just try and imagine how did Bakura cackle in the series!)
A few minutes later, the seven dwarfs were back from whatever they were doing and some of them even shock or all them shock when they see Snow White lying dead on the floor. "Oh no! This must be the queen!!" "No, this is the evil queen's doing! We must kill her in return for her to kill Snow White!" "Forget it! Snow White is more important! Let's burry her first and end of story!" grumbled the other dwarf to the other. As it is, the evil queen is dead because she accidentally fell off the cliff, she was running and running and walking and walking and she fell of the cliff and she was found dead. So skip to the burry-Snow-White part, the seven dwarfs cried like a baby because of Snow White's death, few minutes later, the same prince came and walk to Snow White's coffin, admiring her beauty. He's a guy; of course he'll think she's beautiful! "Why did you die, my love? I wanted to marry you but too late!" the prince cried, now only the prince could beg for her to be alive back like a zombie but that wish can't be granted. The prince lean down to kiss Snow White, once his lips touched hers; suddenly there was a cough from Snow White's breath! She's alive!! And it was the poison apple's entire fault!! So the prince became delighted and so are the seven dwarfs and whatever, whoever there is happy for Snow White is alive. The prince wanted to marry her and she agrees and they live happily ever after! The end.
Bakura huff a sigh and shut the book, panting some sighs of tiredness. "Yeah! Yeah! Bakuwa gwood twell stowy!!" Ryou clapped his hands, everyone sweat drop over the chibi but just kept silent. Of course all of them were please over Bakura's story telling but they aren't much to certain extend. Like how Bakura could have rated it 'parental guidance' before he even start the story. And that is also part of Ryou's mistake for making his yami telling fairy tales . . .
A/N: please review!! It took me 2 hours to do this and I need rest now! Review please!!!
