The Pains from the Depth of Your Heart
By, The Angels of Death
Summary: AU. Kinomoto Sakura, Matsura Yukino: New students of Seijou High; Grade 11. Test subjects to Project 753159. Current status: Healthy, with slight amnesia. What would happen if Li Syaoran stumbled across this information?
Pairings: S+S
No more dedications…too tired.
Chapter 7: More Arrivals and Jedi Knights?
Yukino sat on one of the ledges at the very top of the building, so her feet were dangling carelessly over the 74 floored building. She wore black dress pants and black button-up shirt. Today, they would honor the men that had risked their lives at the battle with a memorial ceremony. Yukino leaned forward a little to peer down at the streets of Tomoeda, every single citizen merely a speckle from her view. Yukino smiled sadly.
"I can…jump. And splat my guts all over the floor. That'd be good…I might even join my men, dying in the worst possible way."
And Yukino let herself slip over the ledge.
Fujitaka, wearing a black ensemble, looked out the window, pondering over many jumbled thoughts. Then he saw a streak of black zoom past his window and Fujitaka nearly fell over in surprise.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"
Sakura looked out of a window from the 65th floor, or…the lunchroom floor. Sakura stirred her cup of coffee as she stared out of the window, spacing out. Then she saw a streak of black zoom past the window and Sakura dropped her coffee, letting the cup smash and coffee still on the floor.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"
Haide hummed as she walked to the 53rd floor of the building, seeming that stairs was the kind of exercise she needed. She grinned. Giving a surprise visit was the best idea ever. Haide stopped to look out on of the windows, admiring the view. A streak of black zoomed past the window and Haide nearly fell down the very…long stairs.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"
Syaoran and Eriol were watching the company of JAC to see if anything suspicious would happen. Eriol saw Yukino at the roof and pointed it out to Syaoran.
"You think she can see us?"
Syaoran shook his head.
"I doubt it."
But Syaoran and Eriol looked back at the roof to see Yukino gone and a black streak zoom past the window. They both sat up from their lying position on the floor to look at it.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"
Shauna skipped on the sidewalk happily before looking up at the clear blue sky cheerfully.
"Nice day…"
Then she spotted something black in the sky and saw it was heading towards her. Shauna panicked and dove into a bush.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S MY BAG OF POPCORN!"
Yukino smiled happily.
"Yaaay, I get to die!"
And then…
A UPS guy with a smooth, bald head and goatee knocked on the door of JAC. Or…the doily company.
"Hello? UPS, here to deliver your order of doilies! You ARE JAC, are you not?"
The UPS man looked up to see a blur or black crash into his delivery. A huge box without a top, containing tons of doilies. The UPS guy blinked before peeking inside the box, which was around his height of 6'4''. Yukino lay sprawled from atop the doilies. She signed and blew away a strand of her hair.
"Why can't I fucking die?"
And Yukino hopped out of the box as if nothing happened, and took the clipboard from the shocked UPS man. After Yukino signed her name, she handed it to the befuddled UPS man.
"Dude…your clipboard?"
Yukino read the paper attached to it.
"Um…Rudolph, right? Rudolph, your clipboard."
Rudolph looked from the box of doilies to Yukino before nodding slightly and walking away to the UPS truck.
"Oy, your clipboard!"
"…Keep it. I need to…think about things right now."
And he drove away, nearly crashing into…many street lights. Yukino shrugged before pushing the box of doilies in, as if it were on a cart with wheels.
A 15 year old girl with mid-back black hair and dark brown eyes watched Yukino push it in before following her.
Shauna popped out from the bushes with her bag of popcorn and started munching on some as she walked into the building after the chick. But stopped when she looked in her empty bag of popcorn.
"Ah hell, I'll go chat later."
And she walked away to find a popcorn stand.
Yukino was back on the roof, eyeing her surroundings.
"Note to self…don't jump when doilies are being delivered to the agency…"
Yukino searched the streets for any UPS trucks before smiling.
"Yes…now is my chance."
And Yukino jumped, or…slipped. Someone had deliberately put a banana peel on the ledge, making Yukino slip and fall backwards on the hard concrete of the roof. Yukino groaned. Why now?
"Goddamnit, Haide. If you're going to show up, don't fucking make me slip and fall."
Haide walked out from the shadows, snickering.
"Well it's been so long since I've seen you fall on your butt in a comedic fashion."
Yukino grumbled and got up, to slip on another banana peel that Haide had thrown carelessly on the floor.
"Fucking…stop littering!"
Haide grinned.
"I came to tell you to get your ass back home for a little reunion."
Yukino gave Haide an unwavering stare and Haide shifted slightly.
"What?"
"Haide, I'm not going back. This is my home now."
"What, this roof? Damn, and I thought I had it worst."
Yukino sighed and steered Haide towards the door that led to the stairway.
"Go home, Haide. Send my regards to anyone who gives a damn."
And Haide walked down the stairs, disappointed. Whatever remained of Yukino's heart wrenched tightly, and Yukino took deep breaths to ease the pain in her heart, like she did every other night before she moved with Sakura.
"Who knew that you were so cruel."
Yukino sighed.
"Go the fuck away, Syaoran, and return to your own fucking base."
Syaoran mocked a hurt expression before he grinned.
"No need to explode, Matsura."
"Then get the fuck away before you get caught in the explosion."
Syaoran raised an eyebrow as he chuckled.
"Does it look like I can't withstand an explosion? I am Syaoran Li from the Li Clan."
"No shit, Sherlock. Now back to your master like the loyal dog you are."
"Oooh, he's a dog?"
Yukino and Syaoran turned to look at Shauna, who was munching on some popcorn. Yukino smiled.
"Hello Shauna, how have you been?"
"Alive and kicking. That's all that matters."
"Still got that marble cheese of yours?"
"Of course!"
"Wonderful."
Syaoran slowly tried to ease out his sword from its sheath. Once he finally did, he went to stab Yukino. Or…he tried. Syaoran watched in horror as he looked at the sharp edge of his beloved sword glinted dangerously in the sunlight on the floor. Then everyone on the roof looked up to see the girl with mid-back hair holding a green…light saber?
She did some jabbing motions with it towards Syaoran.
"Go away, you…SHITAKE MUSHROOM!" (No one is to steal this phrase away from my friend.)
Syaoran picked up what remained of his beloved, yet crappy sword and ran away. Or leaped. They were on a roof. Shauna mysteriously disappeared again and Yukino looked at the girl.
"What the fuck are you doing here, Rebecca? I just fucking handled Haide and you waltz in? Shit, what the fuck did I fucking do?"
Rebecca nervously shuffled her feet as she smiled slyly at Yukino.
"Heh, I have news!"
"Why can't you just…stop talking to me, like you did that last time at school."
Rebecca scoffed at her.
"I only ignored you because what I heard was fucking painful. But after I heard it was just mixed up words, we're cool, right? You're my best bud."
Yukino stared at her, before she smiled. Rebecca grinned.
"I came aaaall the way out here to tell you about this UPS guy. He was like…a Rude look-alike. You know, Rude? From Final Fantasy VII? But anyways, it made my day. Rude look-alike wearing those shorts…"
Rebecca visibly drooled before Yukino threw a tissue in her face. She wiped her mouth before smiling.
"I also got this big ass box of pocky."
Yukino's mouth dropped before she started hopping up and down.
"What the fuck are you waiting for, pocky!"
She skipped away towards her room with Rebecca following her.
"By the way, where'd you get that fake light saber?"
"At the toy store. Who knew that you would shoot his sword with a silencer gun from inside your pocket?"
Rebecca poked her finger though the hole in Yukino's jacket pocket, where she had shot the gun.
"I saw a chance for a grand entrance, so I went all Jedi-ish."
They laughed as they went to the 74th floor and pigged out on pocky while having an anime fest on the big screen TV.
And they still had not noticed the shadowed figure watching them through one of the balcony windows.
TBC…
So there you have it. A pointless chapter to somehow…add humor and…new characters? –shrug- Well I hope you all enjoyed it. It makes me happy to know that people enjoy my crappy chapters.
-The Angels of Death
