Author: i have gotten so much work done today! i spent time from noon to 8 doing nothing but my stories! my brains gonna melt!


In the morning Bunny came out and the only one up was Hiei. "Spiky," she said "something happened last night. It was like I was in another world and life and all of these people were there and, and. and… it scared me."

He looked at her "Spiky?"

"That's your name, don't change the subject."

He turned back around. "It's called dreaming. It's normal."

She smiled, "Good, I'm glad."

"AHHH! I'm bleeding! HELP!" Raye came running out of the room followed by everyone else "AHHH!"

Bunny went to her sister. "What's wrong Raye?"

Raye panted "I'm bleeding" she pointed to her pants which had a blood stain on the crotch.

"Uh-oh." said Kurama "Boton had to leave in the night. We have to explain this."

"I'm not explaining anything. I'm not even sposed to know when they have their periods! Good Bye." Yusuke went out the door.

"Uh Hiei. I'm gonna go buy something fro her. You uh calm her down and talk to them." Kurama leaves.

"Uhhh"

"It hurts." Raye doubled over.

"What's happening to my sister! Is it a disease? Does she need medicine? Is it contagious?" Setsuna said backing away.

"All girls have it." Hiei said. Not sounding very comforting I might add.

Bunny and Suna paled "We do?"

"Yeah… once a month." He said

"WHAT? But how is that possible?" asked Setsuna

"We'd bleed to death!" said Bunny.

Raye burst into tears. "I don't wanna die!"

"You won't die." Hiei said trying to stop the girls' incessant sobs.

"How do you know that?" Raye sniffled. "You're not a girl."

It is at that point Kurama burst in with Boton in toe. The blue-haired Grim reaper took charge. She shewed the boys out of the room "Poor girls I am soo sorry."

After she got everyone calm and cleaned up she said "I think the only way to explain this occurrence is with THE MOVIE." (NOO! Everybody run for you're no good lives!) She put in a movie in the VCR. As the girls watch the movie their expressions change to that of disbelief, disgust and finally to horror.

"Nononononon…"Suna was crouched in her chair. "That's not my body, how can mortals go threw with it? No wonder there are so many suicides."

Raye's eyes were a little too wide for her face. Said face a little too white.

Bunny said "This is not happening. It is a bad, bad, bad dream." At the end of the movie howsoever she thought, 'Hmm…' she said "actually I think this sex thing looks fun as long as nothing bad happens. So all I need are those plastic thingies."

"Condoms." corrected Boton

"Yeah whatever."

Boton thought a bit and said "actually I think that might be a good idea to have those around."

"Really?" asked Bunny in disbelief.

"Yes. I can't go pick them up… KURAMA!"

He and Hiei came threw the door. "Yes Boton?"

"Why don't you go to the store and pick up some condoms."

Hiei laughed. "Um… Pardon me?" stuttered Kurama

"Condoms. I think it would be good to show the girls." explained Boton.

"Uh… Why can't Hiei go?" asked Kurama.

Boton thought for a moment and said "Why don't both of you go?"

Hiei glared at Kurama. "Now leave, the sooner you go the sooner you can get back." said Boton. They walked out the door.


Author: You know what i noticed? Spiky, the girls name for Hiei is what i sometimes call Spike!

Setsuna: obsessed much?

Author: you would be too if it happened to you... sorry temporary insanity

Setsuna: i thought you were always insane

Author: YOU DARE ARGUE WITH ME! (evil ruller author-sama staring down at itty-bitty Setsuna)

Setsuna: duh

Author: oh well okay whatever