Author: IMPORTANT! Okay people! I accidentally skipped a chapter, so if you have NOT read the chapter titled 'Like they do on the discovery channel' please do so NOW. That chapter explains how the girls learned how to talk and why the TV. Now only picks up religious channels. If you have already read that chapter you may continue reading this one!

Yusuke came back from wherever he was while the last few chapters were happening.

"You smell funny." said Setsuna from where she was sitting on the couch.

Boton sniffed the air. "Alcohol? Yusuke why am I not surprised?" she said disapprovingly.

He laughed. "I dunno"

The telephone rang and Boton answered, still glaring daggers at bringing that poison near whom she viewed to be her perfect little children (Is Boton a bad judge of character or what?) "Hello? Now? Okay ill be right there." She hung up. "I have to go, ill be right back." she disappeared.

Yusuke sat down and pulled out a few bottles of sake. Suna sat down across from him. "You know that could kill you." she pointed out.

He looked up and glared at the person who first interrupted his favorite T.V. show with her appearance, then made the T.V. not even pick up the station of said favorite show. "Shouldn't you be with your sisters?"

"They are learning how to play video games." she explained

"So. Sounds like fun." He said desperately trying to get the girl away from him.

She looked down at her feet, embarrassed. "I would but I'm not very good and when I don't win I… I sorta tried to blow up the television."

Yusuke didn't look very impressed. He had done other things with his spirit gun than kill demons. The television Setsuna had tampered with was brand new. "So go read your dictionary." He suggested.

"I'm already finished." she said.

"Oh." he drank some Booze, feeling the weight of Suna's stare the whole time. "If your gonna just sit there you have to drink." he said handing her a bottle. Thinking she would decline and leave. (Oh come on people this is Setsuna we are talking about.)

"NK. Ill try anything once." she said. (Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.) She opened the bottle of boozy goodness and took a big gulp. "Pretty good."

A Few Bottles Later

Setsuna was laughing. "Ya know Yusuke your funny…when I first saw you I thought you were a Perve. But No." she hit him in the arm. "You cool."

He laughed and said "Your not so bad yourself."

"Aw. Your soo sweet." she said in a sugary voice.

It is at that point Kurama and Hiei come back home. They took one look at the scene and dropped their grocery bag (with condoms) "Yusuke. You got her drunk." Kurama accused.

"How do you know I didn't get HIM drunk?" Said Suna. Kurama raised his eyebrow and Setsuna laughed. "Your right, an hour ago I didn't even know this stuffed existed." She said taking another drink.

Yusuke laughed. "Isn't she funny?"

Kurama tisked "You are both trashed. No more for you." he said, taking the remaining bottle.

"NOOOOO!" yelled Setsuna (didn't I have a similar scene like this in Violence, Booze, and too much family?)

Kurama poured the beverage down the sink.

"nooo." said the newly made alcoholic as she sunk to the floor.

Yusuke, who had pretty much fallen to the floor in his drunkenness, whispered "Its okay there's more where that came from."

This did not stop Suna's sobs. "But he wasted a whole bottle!"

"I know, I know. Shhh." Yusuke hugged her in an attempt to consol the poor girl. He kissed the top of her head. For a second they stayed like that and then they remembered who exactly they were holding. They both jump back from each other, Setsuna wiping off her head. "Uh… well…bye." she said, going to her room.

"Yeah." he agreed, going to his.

When Setsuna reached her room Raye was sitting on her bed. Suna started pacing up to the window, back to the door, over to the closet, back to the door, up to the window, back to the door, over to the closet and so on and so on. Eventually Raye caught on that her older sister was in distress.

"What's up Suna?" she asked.

Setsuna stopped her incessant pacing and started twiddling her thumbs. "Well… Yusuke got me drunk and the red one caught us and told threw away the lovely booze and I started crying because that was a waste of perfectly good booze and Yusuke consoled me and then he kissed my head and it was nice and its Yusuke! I cant like Yusuke!"

Raye smiled. "You kissed Yusuke." she said in a sing-song voice. "You LOOVE Yusuke!"

"NO!" Suna exclaimed defiantly. "I was drunk!" It is at that point her legs give out from underneath her. "Oh wow."

"You realized you love him don't you." Raye said smugly.

"No." Setsuna confusedly said. "I just feel so weak. Something's not right."

Raye gasped and ran to her sister. "Oh Goddess! Setsuna your not an angel anymore!"

"WHAT?" Her sister yelled.

Raye groaned. "Setsuna! Drinking is a sin for an angel!"

"Oh. Holly Shit!" she said before collapsing.

"Oh Suna don't curse! That's bad. If your do one more thing against The Rules of the angels you'll never be an angel again!

Thunder crashed and creepy music said bum-bum-BUM!

"Where did that come from?"