Kitchen-Utsensil ouyri – You are so right. XD Sorry about that! But I promise to have it and a bunch of other random crap in this chapter!
Diclaimer: Nope, don't own it. One could only wish, and dream, oh yes, dream!
They all somehow managed to make it through the first day, well it was boring and normal and all that, so we won't go into detail. But, then came the dreaded second day with out little Niwa in the house. Satoshi and Krad had a meeting to attend, and all that morning they had been the only ones that kept the house indeed sane… as about now Eve was screaming her head off with her hands thrown in the air running around in squares ( Odd, no? ) and yelling about the world being over. Dark was upstairs in his room petting a broken in half french breadstick almost too fondly. Satoshi and Krad had somehow managed to get him back into the room after earliers problem…
Earlier that morningDark had awaken as usual, went downstairs for breakfast and ate it quickly once handed it. This morning was a little different though, when he saw it… it was lying there on the counter, so beautiful, Dark thought, and lonely…THE breadstick that was French, why French? Who knows. Being the cool, sneaky thief he was, the violet haired boy made his way to that bread product and swiped it, putting it behind his back, giving Krad a thanks for breakfast, then slipping off, cackling to himself once upstairs of how foolish and low the security around the object was. The blonde angel still in the kitchen, of course was not stupid and knew exactly what Dark stole, just had a lack of caring for the matter and went to do his usual cleaning. Eve, Crystal, and Red were downstairs talking about how strange it was that Dark was in his room locked up and cackling rather loudly.
Being alone now in the kitchen, Krad started bouncing around playing air-guitar singing loudly " Show me love, show me love, Show me love, 'til you open the door, show me love, show me love, show me love, 'til I'm up off the floor, show me love, show me love, 'til it's inside my pores, show me love, show me love 'til I'm screaming for more!" While Satoshi had shrunken up into a corner in the main room of the house, rocking back and forth muttering about the spoons uprising. And Daisuke… well Daisuke was still gone. Meanwhile, Dark's mastermind plan was being set into motion as he slid down the stairs on a boogie board and hopped off at the bottom all circus style, breadstick in hand. His first victims, the three girls of course. He slid into the main room, giving the rocking Satoshi a weird look as if he were insane ( but aren't they all insane?) Putting on his best smile, the thief asked Eve to come help him upstairs.. of course she agreed, because she is Dark Mousy obsessed, duh. So, as they were walking out and up the stairs, Dark pounced her. Eve let out a small squeak as she was tied up and thrown in the closet upstairs. Next, Dark went down and slowly got the other two the same way, once they were all in the closet, Dark threatened that if they were loud and threatened he and Elizabeth's plan for world domination, he would kill them with his breadstick that was of course French. Who is Elizabeth you might ask, well she was Dark's imaginary friend from the second grade, Do not ask anything further like why does he still have an imaginary friend, you do NOT want to know. Anyway, as the violet haired one went back downstairs to take care of his next victim, he heard… singing, cracking the door to the kitchen, he peeked inside. What he found was Krad with a spatula in his hand, singing into it like a microphone " Why can't we be friends?Why can't we be friends?" Dark shut the door and figured he would go after the rocking blunette instead for the time being because Krad was, well, scaring him. The blonde, unfortunately had heard the door close and stopped immediately, making Dark freeze immediately when the singing stopped. He quickly slipped off to go and get Satoshi. When Krad flung open the kitchen door to Dark ontop of Satoshi, screaming about world domination, he went over to stop this, throwing the thief off of his tamer, giving them both an icy glare. Dark tried to tackle Krad only to be caught and held down by Satoshi, by this time, Dark was flinging the bread madly about, the object making contact with the wall and cracking in half with a shrill un-Dark-like scream from the thief. With Dark sobbing, they were easily able to drag him upstairs with his broken breadstick, locking him in his room.
Yes, I know. It's probably not all that funny… but I tried in the mood I'm in.. hopefully you'll like it more than I did. I swear I'll ever try to write another humor story after this one, don't sue me! XD
