This is where things get interesting. I now know all of the characters names (what a miracle), so you won't have to guess who anyone is. Here goes.

Chapter 2: Interruptions

Athrane looked out of his room window, wondering what all the racket was all about. He suddenly saw miniature mobile suits attacking the ship.

"Attention all coordinators of ZAFT!" Cried the intercom voice. (I don't even know if they have intercoms.) "Get your assets to your mobile suits right now and fight these strange tiny things immediately!"

Athrane threw his comic book on the floor and ran towards his mobile suit.

"Wait! Athrane!" Shouted Lacus. Athrane punched Lacus in the face as he ran.

"No, you bitch! We have no time to wait. Get your ass in your mobile suit, Bitch!"

"Athrane! You are ever so cruel--"

Athrane got sick of Lacus and shot her in the head with his gun.

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Kira stood up and looked out the window. He couldn't believe what he saw in front of him. Miniature mobile suits were attacking the Archangel.

"Kira! What is wrong? Are we under attack?" Asked Flay.

"What does it sound like? OF COURSE WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! WHY DO YOU THINK THE ALARM WENT OFF!"

"..." Answered Flay

As the alarm pierced Kira's eardrums, he ran towards his mobile suit.

"Ok. Let's launch now..." Said Kira, as he entered his mobil suit.

So, they launched out and started to fight the attacking mobile suits.

"AAAAHHHHHHH! wait! I forgot to buckle in." Yelled Kira, just a little too late, as he fell out of his suit.

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Athrane was shooting down his assigned mini suits.

THUD!

Athrane wondered what that unusual thud was.

Suddenly, his suit blew up, and fell (imagine that! He was falling... in space!) He fell back on his ship. Well, he floated back to his ship more that anything.

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Athrane was now in a beautiful field on earth, thinking of his secret lover that no one, not even Lacus knew about. Kira...

A cool feeling on his forehead brought him back to consciousness, interrupting his wonderful dream about Kira. Athrane was surprised when he finally opened his eyes.

"Kira? Is that you? Why are you here?" Asked Athrane in a dreamy voice.

"Kira? Why would you be happy to see Kira? He's our enemy, Remember?" Said a familiar, caring voice.

When Athrane reached full consciousness, he realized who it was.

"Pickle?... Pickle..."

"No Athrane. It's Nicol! Not Pickle! Nicol.." Said Nicol (of couse. Who else?) As he fixed his booger green hair.

Suddenly, bullets made their way into Nicol's back. He spit out blood onto Atrane's face. Nicol's body fell on Athrane. Athrane then shoved the corpse off of him and stared at the killer right in the eye.

He couldn't believe it. It was one of the tiny mobile suits.

Athrane managed to break the suit, by bashing it in the head with a nearby sledge hammer. The suit fell to peices, and the enemy inside was a...

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Floating in the sky, Kira was attempting to catch up to his launched mobile suit by swimming as fast as he can. Soon out of breath, he said, "Damn!... It's..no...use! HUFF HUFF"

Kira felt something huge and hard smack him in the back. Whatever it was, it was moving very quickly. And then it grabbed him, at that moment, Kira realized he was in the hands of a ZAFT mobile suit.

Athrane? Thought Kira. He then realized that the mobile suit was bringing him towards the ZAFT ship.

The mobile suit landed and the injured pilot got out. Kira, now stuck in the suits hand, quietly escaped. When he made it to the ground, he then picked up a machine gun (which was miraculously left there by some irresponsible idiot.)

He started walking down the halls. He noticed that some of the mini suits were in the ship.

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Athrane couldn't believe it. It was a garden gnome! The ship was under attack by... garden gnomes!

Well, there's chapter 2. Please tell me what you think, or else I will send a gnome down to torture you. (Smiles)