Well, my parents have given me 5 minutes alone to say whatever I want, to whoever I want before they do…whatever they're gonna do to me. I don't know what their plans are, but I know this definitely will NOT end well. I'm afraid they'll wind up killing me! In case they do, please remember a few things for me:

If you ever see either one of my parents, tell them that they're horrible people, that they should pay more attention to their family and less attention to work (if the remaining members of their family haven't completely disowned them yet), and that it takes a truly awful parent to trust the news over their own son. Tell them that I will NEVER forgive them for what they're doing, even long after I'm dead. Just THINKING about them, I can feel my hands flaring with ectoplasmic energy, ready to blast them as soon as they walk in the door, but I won't. If they ever do meet another friendly ghost, I want them to realize that, well, there is such a thing as a friendly ghost, so hopefully nothing like this ever happens again.

As for Sam, tell her that she was a great friend, and that I really did love her. I admit it. Tell her that I'm sorry I denied it for so long, I don't know what I was thinking. I know it's probably too late now. Hopefully someday, I'll get to see her again. I miss her already, and I will forever. Tell her that I said to stay strong, and that I may be back someday. If I ever do come back, she'll be the first person I go to see.

For Tucker…tell him that he was a great friend, and that I'm sorry about his PDA, it sure didn't help much. Knowing him, I know that was a pretty big sacrifice. Also, thank him for giving me what was probably the last laugh of my life, which was when I typed that.

Tell Jazz that I thank her for being such a supportive sister, and I'm sorry I didn't actually tell her my secret a long time ago. Tell her that she'll always have my support in everything she does, even after I'm long gone. I know she would do the same for me if she could.

And to all of you, thanks for taking the time to read my side of the story, instead of just listening to all the garbage they're showing about me on the news. I'm glad that I'll leave knowing that there are at least a few people out there who understand that I'm not evil.

Well, my time's up. My parents are back. It's time for me to go. I'm fighting back tears as I say this, but…goodbye.

WAIT. I'm indoors, it's 75°, and I'm still seeing my breath when they're around. That can only mean…THEY ARE OVERSHADOWED THIS TIME! They don't know my secret! I'll be right back...

Oh, I think I'd better submit this now, so my parents don't see it when they wake up. Of course, that will probably be a while, considering how much whoever that ghost is ran them around...

I take back what I said about my parents, that's now directed at whoever this ghost is! Oh, and, what I said about Sam…that was just all the emotion of that moment talking. I swear, I didn't mean it!