well, here's the third and final chapter of my so (not) exiting story. How will these garden gnomes in mobile suits be defeated? Read and find out.

Chapter 3: Conclusion

As Kira gazed at the mini mobile suits, he thought: Athrane, are you alright? Gee I hope so. These mobile suits were about the size of an average human. Strange. No regular human could fit in one of those. Maybe it's midgets or something.

Kira snook around the hallsshooting his miraculously fully loaded machine gun at any little mobile suit in his path. As the suits fell apart after being shot, Kira was in a shock. Garden gnomes!

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Athrane stared at the little gnome with great fear in his face.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Cried Athrane like a sissy girl.

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Ok, let's recap a little. The gnomes are attacking the Archangel and the ZAFT ship at the same time. There. (There was no point for that, oh well.)

Kira was shocked that the ships were being attacked by mere gnomes. He ran in the halls, shooting all the gnomes that came his way, just like all the other people in the ship.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"ATHRANE!" Shouted Kira as he heard his friend scream.

Kira headed for the room in which he heard his dear Athrane scream. His gun was now, not miraculously empty, so, now he was dodging bullets instead of firing them.

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Athrane stared at the threatening gnome. He was sweating like a canoe full of holes. The gnome held a little nuke in his hand, ready to throw it at any second.

Oh shit! He's gonna turn me to burnt toast! Burnt toast is yucky! Thought Athrane.

Suddenly, Athrane heard a clicking sound.

"Ah! Shit, God DAMN! Out of bullets! " Yelled a familiar voice.

"KIRA! You came to save me?" Asked an amazed Athrane.

"No.. I came to save my own ass. But since you're here, why not?"

Now, everyone in the ZAFT ship were shot to death by the gnomes. Now the only ones left were Kira and Athrane... Da da daaaaa! (go figure)

Suddenly, all the gnomes got out of their suits and surrounded the sole survivors.

"Oh shit! What do we do now?"

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"Are we under attack?" Asked the annoying bitchful Flay.

"For the five hundred millionth time! YES!" Answered a very annoyed Sci.

"Everybody! Run around like a bunch of headless chickens!" Yelled a petrified Captain Murue as she herself ran around like a headless chicken.

Mu Laflaga closely followed the captain in his tacky purple suit. (HA! Mu... kinda sounds like a cow... MOOOOOOOOO! ... don't ask. I'm just very hyper.)

Everyone in the ship soon started to follow the captain's new orders. Yep, they were all professionally running around like a bunch of headless chickens.

A coin fell from the vents.

"Ooh! Look! A shiny coin!" Exclaimed Captain Murue. She then picked up the coin and then the whole ship blew up.

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Athrane started whacking gnomes with his sledge hammer, and Kira started to fire at the gnomes with his miraculously refilled machine gun. Athrane caught the gnome's bomb.

They ran to a mobile suit and climbed inside. (It was the same suit that Kira had been trapped in previously.)

They then launched, and Athrane (somehow) threw the bomb at the ZAFT ship, exterminating all the gnomes. (I know it doesen't make all that much sense, so just bear with me.)

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Kira and Athrane flew back to Earth in the mobile suit. They got out of it and stared at the sparkling stars in the black sky and at the gigantic white cookie moon, holding hands.

(All right. Here comes the cheesy part...)

"I love you, Kira."

"I love you, too, Athrane."

They then held each other tightly and shared a french kiss.

They then rented a hotel room and lived happily ever after. THE END! (HOORAAAAYYYY!)

Well, that was my pointless story. Please, PLEASE tell me what you think, or else I will throw a shiny coin at you and explode your whole house! MWAHAHAAA! (smiles!)

P.s. (Im desperate for reviews!)