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I spotted Lula first, sitting on the couch filing her nails. She looked up and smiled when she saw me bearing gifts. She was probably happier to see the McDonald's bag.

Connie got up from her desk and came over to sit on the couch with us. "Long time no see." She said before stuffing her face full of French fries. I only nodded because my face was already filled with French fries.

Vinnie popped his head out of his office. "Well look who it is, the woman who is going to put me out of business. And I thought we were family. I was nice enough to give you a job when you were unemployed and you leave me with Big Bertha here."

"Hey, I heard that. Anyways, I'm sure Stephanie didn't come over here to talk to your sorry ass. Why don't you just lock yourself back in your office and talk to Mr. Happy."

He rolled his eyes and slammed the door shut.

When we were done eating, we all relaxed a little a sat back into the couch. They were going on about how hard it was to shoot a can of pepper spray when you're nails were too long. My mind was off in space.

"Uh-oh, looks like you have man problems." The girls could always tell.

"I don't know why you broke it off with Officer Hottie, anyway. It's going to be hard to find an ass like that again. Although, his grandma is a little crazy and it could be hereditary. You'd probably have a bunch of crazy little kids reproducing with them Morelli genes."

"It's complicated." Was my only response. I'm not even sure I know the reasoning for breaking up with Morelli. I wasn't even sure if we would make up this time.

"You know what you need, honey. You need a good, old-fashioned one night stand." Connie.

"I like how you're thinking, Connie." Lula replied. "We could just find you a good looking young man, have your way with him, and then just send him on his way. Nothing like some fresh meat to get your mind off of all those complications in your life."

I must have been really desperate, because that actually sounded like a good idea. "I guess that could be fun."

"Oh my god!" Lula clapped her hands together. "This is going to be so fun, a total girls night out. We're going to the club tonight and we're all going to get us a nice piece of ass!"

"Yeah, Stephanie's no fun anymore. We need to get her laid." Connie agreed.

"Meet me at the mall at 5:30 and we'll find some sex kitten clothes for you to wear tonight. You can't go wrong with anything I pick out for you; you'll be taking a hottie home with you for sure." Lula was all sequins and spandex. People would probably think I was a hooker if she picked out clothes for me.

I finished the last of the chicken. "Well, got to get back to the office."

"Tell Tank I said hi!" Lula called after me.