You guys can skip the Author's Note it's just basically a rant about pairings

Author's Note: Thanks for all the people who reviewed. Okay so I've given it some thought and I don't think I'm going to make it a LL fic. Have you noticed that like 99 percent of the fics that have someone pairing up with Lorelai is with Luke? There are so many JJ fics out there and I guess I want mine to be different so screw the 99 percent! I'll be the 1 percent! (By the way the percentages aren't accurate just guessing lol) And have you noticed that there are so many Lit fics but not a lot of Trory but still some, Rogan there's a few, and Rory and Finn not so much, and there's like no Rory and Dean fics! I'm not a very big fan of them but still it bugs me! Sometimes I feel like writing a Narc fic just for the heck of it and there are some fans of Dean and Rory and they have nothing to read. Anyways sorry about that being so long (not that most of you read it anyway) now on to the story!

Chapter 5: Wrong Number

"Hey mom you know what I just noticed?" Rory asked, "It's like 9:30 on a Friday and we're going to bed. You know how lame that is?"

"You're right we should be some where like a party or a club or something,"

"Mom I'm 16," Lorelai didn't hear Rory.

"We can go to Hartford where all the good clubs are and grab some drinks and…" Rory cut her off.

"Mom I am 16 years old too young to go to clubs or have drinks,"

"Oh yeah I forgot about that,"

"You forgot your only daughter's age? Why I'm hurt!" Rory joked, "You just wanna go to Luke's for a coffee or something?" Lorelai didn't expect Rory to mention Luke.

"Uh… we have coffee here," Lorelai pointed to the coffee machine.

"Yeah but Luke's coffee is the best. And we have no where to go." Rory said. Lorelai hesitated, "Are you avoiding him?" Rory asked Lorelai shook her head, "Yeah mom you are why?"

"I'm not! We can go right now," Lorelai said, "Oh wait I need to change we can go in like 5 minutes." Lorelai ran up the stairs to her room.

They were both out of the door in 10 minutes. "Hey what's the time difference from here to California?" Lorelai asked.

"Why? Are you going to call dad right now?" Rory asked.

"No I just want to know what it is because when I do I don't want to wake him up,"

"I don't think you're going to have to worry too much about that mom. California is three hours behind us,"

"Oh yeah I knew that." They were in front of Luke's when Lorelai stopped at the door.

"Are we going in?" Rory asked. Lorelai nodded and they entered.

"Coffee please!" Rory said. They were the only ones there.

"Coming right up, anything else?" Luke asked. Lorelai and Rory thought for a moment.

"Nope we're good," Lorelai and Rory sat down at counter.

"So…" Luke poured them their coffee. Then looked at Lorelai his eyes asking a question.

Lorelai sighed knowing what he was thinking Lorelai got up and motioned Luke to the corner of the room. Rory looked at them wrinkling her eyebrows, "I might be pregnant," Lorelai whispered.

"Oh," Luke said simply, "Why are we whispering again?" Lorelai shrugged.

"I donno it's just kind of weird just saying it out loud for everyone to hear."

"But there's only you, me, and Rory here. Wait you did tell Rory didn't you?"

"Of course I did. I donno it's just weird. Oh and thanks again for you know but some how the whole town found out," Lorelai said in not a whisper.

"What? Damn those nosey people. Don't they have their own lives to worry about?"

Lorelai laughed, "Apparently not."

"You aren't mad about it?"

"Sort of but they were bound to find out sooner or later but I was just hoping they'd find out when I started getting fat or something,"

"Do you know who it is?" Lorelai looked at him in disbelief.

"No I don't," Lorelai said and got a shocked look from Luke, "Luke I'm kidding I know who it is I'm not that kind of person who just sleeps with any guys she sees,"

"That's not what I meant,"

"Sorry I just don't want to talk about it too much right now."

"Oh I didn't mean to be nosey or anything."

"I know you didn't"

"You know what just forget I said anything."

"… it's Chris,"

"Oh," Rory just looked at her clueless mother and started to drag her out of the diner.

"Hey what are you doing?" Lorelai asked.

"I need to talk to you outside. Just for a sec," Rory dragged her mother outside, "Mom are you that blind?"

"What are you talking about?" Lorelai was confused. She hadn't the slightest idea what her daughter was talking about, "It's cold out here why couldn't we talk inside?"

"Because Luke's inside," Rory said.

"So? He's our friend and we can talk in front of him you know. Unless… unless we're talking about him." Lorelai realized Rory had something to tell her about Luke, "Right gotcha so what do you have on Luke?"

"You really don't know do you?" Rory asked surprised.

"No, no I don't so you need to fill me in," Lorelai said in a rush.

"Luke has a thing for you,"

"Yeah quit kidding around what were you really going to tell me?"

"I'm not kidding around Luke has a thing for you,"

"He does not." Lorelai said, "Luke and I are just friends nothing more." Lorelai saw her daughter's face, "And you don't believe me,"

"Just don't talk about dad in front of him anymore just until the shock of its gone,"

"Yeah sure," Lorelai said, "But he does not have a thing for me,"

"Yeah what ever you say," Rory and Lorelai went back into the diner. They finished off their coffee and left. When they got back home it was 10 o' clock. Lorelai suggested a movie The Wizard of Oz or Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory both of which were a couple days overdue.

"Naw I have to finish up some homework maybe tomorrow." Rory suggested.

"But we have to return them tomorrow!" Lorelai complained.

"Well it's not going to make much of a difference it's already late." Rory pointed out.

Lorelai shrugged, "I guess you right. Then tomorrow it is. Have fun studying while I watch TV and eat ice cream." Rory stuck her tongue out. Lorelai did it back, "I'll give you one last chance to sit in front of the TV and consume tons or calories and someday become fat and over weight."

"As appealing as that sounds I'm gonna have to pass." Rory said.

"Okay but you don't know what you're missing." Lorelai replied. It was almost 12 when Lorelai finished the movie and she wasn't tired at all. That's what you get for having coffee that late at night. Lorelai started flipping through a magazine before she knew it, it was already 12:30. Rory was already asleep. After a couple minutes of arguing with her self she finally decided to call Christopher. It would be like 9:30 in California so she didn't have to worry about waking him up.

She dialed the number and the annoying lady on the phone said the 'The number you have dialed has changed' Lorelai grabbed a pen and wrote it down on one of the pages of her magazine. She hung up and dialed Christopher's new number. When Christopher picked up he sounded like he just woke up.

"Hello?" Christopher said groggily.

Lorelai hesitated, "Uh. . . Hello? Is this the Macdonnell family?" Lorelai said in a fake Scottish accent.

"Uh… no you got the wrong number." Chris said.

"Oh I'm sorry," Lorelai hung up. 'What was I thinking? God I'm crazy calling Chris,' Lorelai thought.

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Author's Notes: Thoughts, comments very much appreciated. Oh and don't worry guys I'll have Lorelai tell Christopher soon maybe by the next chapter.