Hello again! I would just like to explain a few things before we start this chapter's safari. I know that laughing gas at the dentist doesn't last that long and it just kinda makes you dopey and fell like your spinning or find alligators from the dots on the ceiling... or at least, that's what I did. But come on, who knows how it would affect a dog hanyou? (Kinda like in Legally Blond 2 - very ashamed to say I have seen it- when one argument for not testing on animals is because it affects them differently. Of course, in that movie, they also have congress reading aloud warm-fuzzies, but whatever) Also, it's my story so if I want, I can make 2+2 = fish as well as change the affects of laughing gas.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. ::tear::

Chapter 2: Ramen and Laughing Gas

Kagome and her mother left the car and went up three floors until they reached the dentist's office. Inuyasha followed close, but not too closely, behind. Kagome and Mrs. Higurashi waited for Kagome's name to be called. Inuyasha waited outside the door. As soon as Kagome's name was called, they got up and went through a door. Inuyasha followed to make sure they didn't hurt a hair on his precious Kagome's head. He tracked her scent to a room and waited outside. He soon realized that the dentist really was just cleaning her teeth and Kagome was just a silly girl to be afraid. So, he decided to explore things a little bit. In almost every room people sat with his or her mouths wide open. Then he smelled something odd and followed the smell to a room filled to the brim with tanks and masks. He stepped inside and closed the door. He started playing with the knobs like a little kid, until all of them were turned on. Unfortunately, with and door closed and bad ventilation, the room soon filled with laughing gas.

"I feel dizzy." Inuyasha said to himself and sat down. That didn't help at all though so he stumbled back down to the car and climbed into the back seat and starred at the ceiling. Then the car started slowly spinning. He was so engrossed in the turning vehicle that he barely noticed Kagome's voice thanking the dentist, but it was Kagome, so even drugged, he did. He also barely noticed the car moving or the entire trip back to the Higurashi Shrine for he had found some fascinating line on his left hand. As soon as they reached their destination Inuyasha decided to go back to the Feudal Era, but, first, he was hungry. So, as sneakily as someone high on laughing gas could be, Inuyasha crept into Kagome's kitchen, sniffing around for the pantry. His extra keen senses son brought him to a door, which he tore down off its hinges. Before him he beheld the most beautiful sight a hungry and drugged Inuyasha could imagine: boxes upon boxes of… RAMEN!!

Finally, it had been long enough since Kagome's dentist appointment to eat something.

"I am absolutely famished." She said cheerily and headed to the kitchen. When she saw the pantry door, she came to a screeching halt.

"Oh my god." She said slowly, then, "OH MY GOD! Mom! We've been robbed, robbed of all our…" Kagome's fear changed into confusion as she realized what was missing. "…Ramen?" And then confusion changed to anger. "That little…" Kagome hissed as she stormed out the kitchen door and towards the well.

Meanwhile, Kagome's mom was left in utter shock and starring first at her daughter, then at the torn down pantry door and boxes of food strewn about.

Usually, when Inuyasha did something stupid, Kagome didn't know weather to hug him or kill him Of course, then again, he usually did it very innocently. Oh and usually it didn't cause serious property damage. So, this time Kagome had no qualms about what she was going to do this time. That's right, sit sit sit.

How to properly punish Inuyasha:

1. "Sit" until the cows come home.

2. When cows come home, then send them back out again

3. When Inuyasha asks if cows come home yet, deny it

4. "Sit" some more

5. Rinse

6. Repeat if necessary

Muttering to herself, Kagome climbed out of the well.

The first thing she saw was Sango, Miroku, and Shippo standing and looking at something.

"Hey guys! I'm back! Have you seen Inuyasha? I need to talk to him." Slowly they all nodded in unison. That's when Kagome noticed the curious look they all wore.

Then she turned and saw the most disturbing thing in her short life: Inuyasha… in a field… prancing… with wildflowers on his head.

"What is he doing?" She asked.

"I don't know," replied Miroku. "He just came out of the well, ate a few boxes of ramen, made some flower crowns, put one on, and, well, started prancing… and singing." Kagome simply couldn't handle the image in front of her. She sat down hard and burst into hysterical laughter. Soon Sango, then Shippo, and finally Miroku could no longer control themselves and joined in the laughter.

Inuyasha skipped over to them all and yelled, "Wait!" They looked up. "I am Kouga!!"

And at that Inuyasha started spinning in circles and running around saying, "Grrrrr…"

"Sesshoumaru!" Kagome requested, hoping to stop the Kouga impression before other, more embarrassing qualities emerged.

Inuyasha stopped spinning, stood up rail straight and started strutting, flipping his hair over his shoulder periodically. Then he pulled out the Tetsaiga and yelled, "I am the great El Fluffico! No man or woman alive can combat my pink eye-shadow and fur combo!" Miroku, no longer afraid of dying from his wind-tunnel, but from laughter instead, yelled, "Kikyo!"

"Oh! An easy one," Inuyasha said and flopped onto the ground pretending to be dead. He then started saying his (Kikyo's) eulogy. "Here lies Kikyo. She was a spiteful bitch and we're all glad she's dead."

"Yay!" yelled Kagome.

"And about time." Whispered Sango to her. "Jaken!" She yelped.

Inuyasha got down on his knees and started running as best he could, though he did fall from time to time, yelling, "Sesshoumaru-sama!"

Then he turned and came face to face with the real Jaken.

"When I said Jaken, I meant he's here." Sango explained.

"Hmph." Snorted Jaken.

"Hmph." Inuyasha imitated.

"Stop it!" Jaken stamped his foot.

"Stop it!" Inuyasha stamped his knee.

"But I'm not doing anything!"

"But I'm not doing anything!"

By this time Sango, Miroku, and Kagome had switched from rolling-on-the-floor laughter mode to silent-because-we-can-no-longer-breath laughter mode.

Then, off in the forest, they heard a sniffling. Upon closer examination they could see that Rin, thoroughly disturbed by the sight of her and Inuyasha's mocking of Sesshoumaru, had burst into tears. Now, mind you, this in itself was not too funny (ok, maybe a little), but it was Sesshoumaru's frantic reaction that sent everyone into hysterics once again. Sesshoumaru hugged the girl tightly and cooed softly before noticing that everyone was staring at him. He quickly dropped Rin and stood up straight. With one last worried glance back at Rin, he made his way into the clearing.

Inuyasha skipped up to Rin. Pulling out a flower-chain necklace, he said, "don't worry, I made extras." and put one on her head.

Sesshoumaru pulled out his sword.

"Oooooo! Shiny!" Inuyasha exclaimed and put a flower chain on it too.

"Rin, stay back." Sesshoumaru ordered.

"Sticking up for your woman I see."

"Eww, pedophile." Sango whispered to Kagome.

"I would never sink so low as to fall in love with a human, unlike some of us here." Sesshoumaru declared defensively.

"Ok, so tell me this. You wouldn't sink to loving a human, but your not above wearing pink eye shadow. True?" Inuyasha looked thoughtfully at his older brother.

"I do not wear pink eyeshadow."

Inuyasha turned to Kagome. "Did he steal any of your makeup?"

"No," she responded, "I don't wear any here. It is just to difficult."

Sesshoumaru nodded understandingly. Inuyasha and company raised their eyebrows. Sesshoumaru's eyes shifted from side to side before straightening up, trying to regain some dignity.

"Inuyasha, I will let you live today. You are not in your right state of mind." Sesshoumaru sheathed his sword and turned back into the forest.

"Thank you very much for the necklace!" Rin called from somewhere in the woods.

"That girl is just too cute!" Kagome exclaimed and turned to Inuyasha, only to find him sprawled on the ground and dead to the world.

"Well that ends my fun." Kagome pouted.

"Nah! We could just poke at him with sticks." Miroku offered, passing them out.

"Yay!" Shippo said, happy to be able to get back at Inuyasha for all the times he had been mean to him.

So everybody sat in a circle, with their sticks, around Inuyasha as if he were a camp fire.

"So what else happened while I was gone?"

Poke.

"Nothing really"

Poke.

"No demons?"

Poke.

Poke.

"Nope."

Poke

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Poke.

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Poke.

"Heehee..."

Yay! End chapter 2! Ok, I hope that wasn't too random for y'all. I also hope you found the impressions as funny as my friends did although I think you really have to see them for the full effect. Now I have a dilemma and I am going to ask my readers for advise. I have three choices:

1. End the story here. It remains funny.

2. Continue story. It will now become serious. I am really afraid the transition will just be too rough. I have part 2 written but the mood is completely different and I think I could easily make it a separate story.

3. Comprimise and do more funny chaps and post part two as a separate story.

Please help!!!

To Elf: Thank you so much for reviewing! You were my first reviewer EVER! That is a really good idea. I might use that!