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Lula was already knee deep in shoes when I arrived.

"Look, these would be perfect for you." She held out a pair of red, strappy four in heels to me. These shoes definitely said fuck me and they were on sale. I asked the sales person for a pair in my size.

I was admiring the shoes in the mirror when Lula found her shoes. She picked out a pair of clear platforms that were at least six inches high. "Look at these! I bet they'd go with anything." She exclaimed. I had to agree, they could go with all of Lula's bright spandex and sequins.

Our next mission was to find some skimpy dresses. Lula was holding up dresses for me. My replies to them were "Too desperate" "Too revealing" "Too much fabric" "To shiny" "Not enough sequins."

"Hold the phone!" Lula shoed me the sexiest red dress I had ever seen. I grabbed the dress and tried it on in the fitting room. When I came out, Lula whistled at me and a guy shopping with his wife took one look at me and dropped his shopping bags. His wife gave him a good smack on the top of the head when he bent to pick his bag up.

"Wow, that's it!" Lula was right. If I couldn't seduce a man in this dress, there was no hope for me. The dress was skin tight and low cut. The skirt was kind of twirley so when I spun, you could get a glimpse of my underpants.

Lula's dress was also tight and sexy. She found a fuchsia tight mini-dress with sequins around the edges. How she stuffed herself into it, I have no idea, but in a way she looked great.

When we finalized our dress sales, we stopped at Victoria's Secret so I could get a new thong. You could see everything through our dresses. I got a red one, to match the dress of course and Lula decided to forego wearing any undergarments for the evening.

On our way out, we stopped by the food court for dinner. We were debating where to eat.

"You don't want to eat anything too nasty in case you drink too much and throw up tonight. Believe me, there's nothing more embarrassing than throwing up a cheeseburger and french-fries in front of some dude you hardly know."

This seemed like good advice, so I ordered a small salad from Wendy's. Lula ordered a large salad, with chicken, bacon, cheese and lots of dressing. That's gonna sit well, I thought.

After dinner, we went home to get ready and Lula was going to pick me and Connie up at 8.