I'm finally back! Yay! ::happy dance:: Ok, before you start, the next few chapters, in my opinion, are not as good as the first two. But then again, I also worked on those two for about 6 months before posting them and redid them about three times. CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Once I get back to school and have nothing better to do in class then think of new ideas, I might put out an edited version which will hopefully be funnier. Or just have better new chappies. I really don't know, but I will redeem myself!!! Somehow, someday! And on that day we shall all cheer. That is to say, me Denise, Luke and Meg and Jake (the people in my head) (and Denise's teddy bear Spike) will. Huzzah!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Or Kenshin. Or Lemon Heads. Or Skittles. Or Junior Mints. But I DO own popcorn. In fact, I am eating some now! Munch munch.

Chapter 3: And Now for Something Completely Different -- Inuyasha's Random Dream

Inuyasha walked around in a haze of smoke. Where was he? For that matter, where was everyone else?

"If those bastards abandoned me they are in for it!" He growled.

Soon, he sighed. Walking around aimlessly was boring. And he was hungry. And he was thirsty. And he had to go to the bathroom. "Are we there yet?" he whined.

"Inuyasha!!" a voice cried out from the curtain of gray.

"Kagome!" He yelled back, because she was of course the only person in the world who knew his name, and ran forward, heading toward the voice. "Where are you?" Slowly, the smoke turned into a theme park filled with lights, people, and carnies.

"Hello Inuyasha." a voice said. Inuyasha looked around but did not see anyone talking to him. "Down here." Inuyasha looked down and around. He saw a small man with red hair in pink trying to win a woman a stuffed teddy bear. Inuyasha strode over to him.

"Did you call me?" Inuyasha grunted.

The man turned around and looked confused, "Oro?"

"Feh!" Inuyasha replied and turned around. Before him was a herd of horses, whirling around in a circle. Inuyasha narrowed his eyes. "Die evil demons!!" He charged. His claws slashed at the brightly colored creatures but their flesh wouldn't give. He jumped on one and clung on for dear life. It just kept spinning! "What the fuck kind of demons are these??" Then he stopped and thought for a moment, yes thought. "Wait, this is kind of fun. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEE!"

After a little while, the herd of horses got to a stop. Inuyasha staggered off the possessed and very vibrant demon. "You may win this time, but we will meet again!" He yelled back at it. Wow, he was dizzy, and little nauseated. He definitely needed some food.

But first things first. Who had been talking to him? Inuyasha once again started wandering. He needed to get out of there soon. The noise was starting to hurt his ultra sensitive ears which did little to help his spinning head. He looked out over the rides and saw a forest. That would be perfect. He could get some sleep, a cool refreshing drink, and finally water the flowers. Now if only the herd of squids would stop following him.

"Yo! Inuyasha!" a squid wearing glasses and a bowtie came forward.

"Did you just say 'Yo'?"

"I've come to help you find you friends." the squid replied.

"Are you one of Naraku's evil spawn things?" Inuyasha whipped out the Tetsaiga.

"Uh... no." he looked confused.

"'cause you know, they all have that weird habit of saying 'Yo'."

He raised an eyebrow "...right."

Inuyasha glared at the poor squid. Then his tummy rumbled. And on went the light bulb.

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Inuyasha loved calamari. From his perch here in the tree, it was perfect. He wondered why he didn't have it more often. Oh well, he had lots of leftovers. He put all of the previously stated leftovers in a doggy bag, laughed at the irony of the name, and started walking again. He was supposed to search for something... but what? He shrugged .

Soon, he came across a house. It was a cute little cottage in the forest. He could just walk on by and leave it alone, but that would be too simple. SO, in he walked.

"Hmmmm... I feel... short." Inuyasha thought out loud. He walked over to a mirror. "Oh my god! I'm a pup again!... Cool!"

He heard a familiar voice yell from another room.

"Die dollies die!!"

Inuyasha gasped. "No! Sesshoumaru stop!" And ran his adorable little kid self into his room. Inside, an adolescent Sesshoumaru held a blowtorch in one hand and a plastic doll in the other.

Meanwhile, with the others not in the land of dreams and calamari...

Poking Inuyasha had started to get a little boring. He had been sleeping for two hours now and the light was quickly disappearing.

"I am so glad I brought a camera with me in my bag." Kagome laughed evilly and poked Inuyasha yet again. She couldn't wait for her pictures to be developed so that she would forever have the image of Inuyasha sprawled passed out with flowers in his hair to worship forever and ever and ever.

"No! Sesshoumaru stop!" Inuyasha suddenly cried.

"What in the world?" Kagome jumped. Everyone gathered around closer to hear what would happen.

"Melting my dollies will not make you cool!" Inuyasha whined in a high pitched manner.

For the second time in one day, everyone broke out in hysterical laughter.

"Sesshoumaru, you know that the tea party is only for me and Kagome!"

"Pardon me Kagome. Pass the popcorn?" Miroku inquired. Kagome got out the courtesy cups and poured some for Miroku.

"Skittles anyone?" She offered.

"Me!"

"Do you have any Lemon Heads?"

"Sure Sango! Here you go Kirara. Catnip! Miroku, you want any candy?"

"No thank you, the popcorn is enough."

"Ok! And I think I will have Junior Mints. "

"Stop melting Kagome's Head!"

Kagome turned around, "huh?"

"Just the crazy one twitching on the ground." Miroku replied, pointing to Inuyasha.

"Oh."

"No! Kagome does NOT look better with only one limb." Inuyasha stamped his foot.

"Ow!!" Shippo cried, having received a kick in the nose.

Inuyasha rolled over onto his side, frowning. "Hey, just because you stopped melting her, does not mean you can use my doll for target practice with your whip!"

"There are no monkeys in the backyard!!"

"Ooooo... this fork fits perfectly into this outlet.... ouch!"

"I'm telling dad!"

"No! You killed Kagome! You reduced her to one limb, then SLICED her to death!" Inuyasha stuck his thumb in his mouth.

"I HATE YOU SESSHOUMARU!!!"

"Wow, this explains a lot." Miroku remarked. Sango, Kagome and Shippo nodded in agreement.

"I wonder if he has a Kikyo doll?" Shippo asked innocently.

"I hope Sesshoumaru melts her." Kagome hissed.

Kagome leaned over. "Melt Kikyo. Melt Kikyo."

They all leaned in in anticipation.

"...damn...blowtorch...stopped working." Inuyasha groaned.

Kagome tried again, "Crush Kikyo. Crush Kikyo."

Inuyasha looked distressed. "No."

"Come on. Give into the peer pressure! Kill the damn doll!"

"NO."

They all leaned back. "Oh well, it was worth a shot."

"At least she wasn't invited to the tea party." Sango put in.

Inuyasha groaned again and started stretching.

"Aww..." They all said in disappointment.

"Ow, my head!" Inuyasha reached up and put his hand on his head. He touched something and looked confused. "What? Why is there a flower in my hair?"

"Its a long story. Here, have some popcorn."

See what I mean? But I shall strive to improve! I need help!! (Well, that's not anything new.) So, in case you didn't notice, pretty much everyone said choice 3. Soon I will be posting my new story. Its serious and REALLY sappy though. It's the one I write when I am in Gloomy Teenager With No Life mode. And i am a sucker for any sort of fluff. Except for the fluff in Star Wars 2. That fluff just made me feel violated and dirty. For it t'was FAKE FLUFF!!! This story is when I am in Two Year Old With No Outlet mode. ::giggles:: It's really fun! In conclusion, Please Review!!!! I beggeth of thou!

To all my reviewers:

I love you all! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I really hope you weren't too disappointed by my newest edition. Seriously, I was really touched my all your nice and sometimes hilarious words. Although, I am still having nightmares of SiriousB1 chasing me with a stick. And if those cows now what's good for them, they haven't come home yet.

Thanx a ton!!

p.s. Jessie - you are ALWAYS in a weird mood. That's why your my friend! (And because your computer is better then mine.) But I'm not using you! ::Big fake grin::

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