AN: Thanks to everyone for reviewing!!! I really appreciate it!!! OKAY AS EVERYONE REQUESTED I DID POST THIS AS IT WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN!! I hope you guys like it!!! And I replied to all of your reviews cuzz I like it when an author does that so I decided to do that!!!!!!!!!
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Clalla- lol that is hilarious. I hadn't heard that one. Thanks for reviewing!!!
Na'ama- Thanks for loving my story!!!!! And thanks for reviewing…
Allison- Thanks for reviewing to tell me that!!!!!!!
JagSister-lol memories huh???? Hm…. Sounds pretty good to me!!! Thanks for reviewing just to say you love my story. And I gotta say outa this whole story the Canada one is my favorite too. While I was writing it I couldn't stop laughing.
Jade panther- Sorry that it was confusing!!! If you have any questions or anything e-mail me I'd be glad to answer them! Please review!!
MackeyPac- Okay so many people have asked me this and if you look in one of my author's notes it says that I changed Mac's past so that she had a problem with drugs not alcohol. So this is kind of out of character…
Lehcar412- okay here is the chapter unedited…as most of you guys asked for but this is only half of the original chapter because it thought the other one was too long for me to type all at one time…. (meaning I'm lazy) any way THANKS FOR REVIEWING!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaglover24- Thanks!!! And I did post this as it was originally written!!! So have fun reading it! And I hope you like it!!!!
Krista-okay I have checked with other people and they've both said that col. Farrow was from Bosnia. Please review I would love to see what you think!
Cbw- I know she's an alcoholic. But in one of my authors notes I explained that I had changed her past so that she had a problem with drugs instead. Sorry to get you confused because a lot of people asked about that!!!!
Cj- okay about Chloe knowing how to make a margarita…I'm 14 and I know how to make a margarita because my cousins taught me…but any way we could just say it was something like that or her step dad taught her…I dunno!!! Sorry about the grammer errors I know there was a lot of them!!!!! ((((((((sorry)))))))
Navy Babe- omg thanks for reviewing!!! I'm watching friends right now so I'm laughing hysterically (it's the one where Joey accidentally proposes to Rachel so I'm laughing my ass off) lol please review.
Jade panther- sorry I didn't get an author's not up, to you in the last chapter but here you go…ok no not all of those bad things happened to Mac but some did…like when she was 15 her mom left her with an abusive drunk father. (although her dad didn't hit her) Mac is an alcoholic because of her father though. If you have any other questions just e-mail me at sargy99@aol.com ok….
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The woman were all getting settled into there sleeping places when Sergei asked, "Is anyone actually tired?" He looked around the room and saw that they were all nodding their heads "NO" accept for Chloe who was already fast asleep.
"What do you guys want to do?" he asked
"Lets play strip poker!" suggested Harm. Everyone laughed then Mac said "Anyone else have any other ideas, since Sherlock over here seems to be horny."
Harm glared at her but he didn't seem to be offended. "How about twister!" Said Tiner. A few of the others nodded thinking that it was a good idea.
"Well that's a good idea, but I don't have the game," stated Mac.
Nobody else had any other ideas so they played strip poker to cure their boredom. They decided to move Chloe into Bud and Harriet's room, nest to little AJ. So she wouldn't accidentally wake up and see stuff that would probably scar her for life.
They all decided to put their regular clothes back on over their pajamas just to make the game more interesting, and so it would last longer.
Mac got a deck of cards and they all sat around the coffee table. She began dealing, and then stopped because she realized she didn't know how to play strip poker. "Um… guys how do you play strip poker?"
They all looked around at everyone else's blank looks, then looked at Harm. "Well don't look at me, I've just seen people talk about it on TV and stuff." harm shrugged.
"What how about we play like strip Go Fish or something?" Sturgis suggested
"How would that work?" Asked Tiner as he walked into the kitchen to see if Mac had any liquor left. "Well…" Said Sturgis pondering this until Tiner came back into the room with two bottles of wine and began handing out paper cups, because that was the only thing he could find.
"Okay how about every time someone gets a card that they ask for, they get to chose someone who has to take off an article of clothing." Everyone nodded at Jenn's idea and Mac continued to deal the cards.
THIRTY MINUTES LATER
MACS APARTMENT
This was turning out to be a very long game of Go Fish since everyone was having to strip. Mac was wearing the shirt she had stolen from Harm earlier and panties but that was it. Harm still had on his undershirt and boxers; Sturgis also had his boxers and shirt. Tiner had just lost his shirt to Jenn as she laid down the winning pair. She was wearing pants and shirt but had lost her slippers.
Everyone else was dressed in much the same way, accept for Lizz who was sitting there, very pissed, but still laughing, in her bra and panties.
*Who knew Sergei was so good at Go Fish? * Thought Bobbi with a smile.
The game was now over but since nobody was completely naked they decided to play a different "strip" game.
"How about spoons?" said Sturgis.
"Okay Dokey" said Lizz as she got up to go get them from the kitchen.
As she was walking away another "who knew" question popped into her head. *Who knew Lizz wore thongs?* She laughed to herself but then began to listen to Harm.
"Okay the person who doesn't get a spoon has to take it off." They all agreed then began to play.
Harm lost his shirt in the first round, Mac lost her in the second, and Jenn lost hers in the third. Everyone could tell that Tiner was happy about that one and against there better judgment, teased him about it.
In the fourth round Bobbi lost her shirt, and in the fifth Lizz lost her bra with the catcalls and whistling in the background. This routine went on until everyone was naked.
"Okay so now that were all naked what do you wanna do?" asked Mac.
"Hey lets have a porn fest!" Said Sergei, apparently being drunk made him horny too.
"How 'bout not." Said Jenn. "Lets have a drinking contest!" The others agreed and Mac and Harm went to get all of the liquor she had, which was a bottle of vodka, a bottle of Irish crème, and two bottles of Bacardi.
Mac filled everyone's glass up with vodka first. "Ok first one to finish wins!"
"1...2.…3...Go!" they begin to drink away and Lizz finishes first. They all stop and fill there glasses back up to the top and do it all over again, this time Harm wins.
In one hour they managed to finish off the bottle of Irish Crème, one and a half bottles of Barcardi, and the bottle of Irish Crème.
At the end there were only 3 people still going, it was Harm, Mac, and Sergei, all the rest had passed out. Harm helped Sergei and Mac put everyone in his or her sleeping places. After that Sergei lied down and immediately passed out Mac decided that it was almost 4am.
Harm and Mac lie down and talked, finishing off the last half a bottle of liquor. Before even they knew it, they were making out like drunk teenagers at prom. They finally passed out like their friends have never gotten passed 2nd base.
THE NEXT MORNING
10AM
Bud awoke at ten o'clock the next morning because AJ wanted to watch cartoons; it was Saturday morning after all. He got up, picked up his son up and walked into the living room holding on tightly to the little AJ before he could even get to the living room he realized something was…not right. Chloe was sleeping next to little AJ at the end of the bed.
He looked at her curiously and was tempted to wake her up but didn't, knowing she was a teenager and most definitely would not appreciate it. He then thought of waking his wife but decided against it.
So he went out into the main room carrying his son. He stopped suddenly and quickly covered AJ's eyes, has son didn't need to see boobies for the first time when he was four. Bud practically ran back into the guest bedroom put AJ on the floor and handed him a pop-up book to amuse himself for a few minutes.
Bud went back out into the living room and couldn't help but laugh. He went around the room to cover people up with blankets and also picked up the empty bottles that seemed to be everywhere.
He came back to their room to find little AJ sitting on the bed and talking quietly with his mother. "I'm sorry honey, I didn't mean to let him wake you." Bud said sweetly.
"That's okay he didn't wake me up I just opened my eyes and saw him turning the pages in his book." Harriet explained. "Why is Chloe in here?" she asked.
Well I think you'll figure it out when you go out there." He pointed out the door way and in the general direction of all the passed out naked people, who he used to have respect for. He for one was just glad the admiral wasn't one of them he was pretty sure he would never be able to look at these people the same way, it would be so much worse if it were the admiral.
Harriet wrinkled her brow in confusion. "Just come out here and see for your self." He said holding out a hand to help her stand. She complied and followed him out of the room. She was so shocked by what she was, even though they were covered, to the educated eye it was still completely obvious that they were naked. Once she got over the shock she burst out laughing.
*Hopefully the admiral will see the humor in this situation* she thought.
"Oh my god, I hope they wake up before the admiral," said Harriet to Bud. "Me too." he mumbled, "I'm not so sure he will see the humor though."
Little AJ walked out a few minutes later and Harriet sat him near Sturgis', and Bobbi's feet and turned on the TV. They began making breakfast for everyone. Although they were pretty sure they would be the only ones enjoying it.
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OK GUYS YOU'LL GET THE REST OF THIS CHAPTER WHEN YOU REVIEW!!!!!!!!
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Clalla- lol that is hilarious. I hadn't heard that one. Thanks for reviewing!!!
Na'ama- Thanks for loving my story!!!!! And thanks for reviewing…
Allison- Thanks for reviewing to tell me that!!!!!!!
JagSister-lol memories huh???? Hm…. Sounds pretty good to me!!! Thanks for reviewing just to say you love my story. And I gotta say outa this whole story the Canada one is my favorite too. While I was writing it I couldn't stop laughing.
Jade panther- Sorry that it was confusing!!! If you have any questions or anything e-mail me I'd be glad to answer them! Please review!!
MackeyPac- Okay so many people have asked me this and if you look in one of my author's notes it says that I changed Mac's past so that she had a problem with drugs not alcohol. So this is kind of out of character…
Lehcar412- okay here is the chapter unedited…as most of you guys asked for but this is only half of the original chapter because it thought the other one was too long for me to type all at one time…. (meaning I'm lazy) any way THANKS FOR REVIEWING!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaglover24- Thanks!!! And I did post this as it was originally written!!! So have fun reading it! And I hope you like it!!!!
Krista-okay I have checked with other people and they've both said that col. Farrow was from Bosnia. Please review I would love to see what you think!
Cbw- I know she's an alcoholic. But in one of my authors notes I explained that I had changed her past so that she had a problem with drugs instead. Sorry to get you confused because a lot of people asked about that!!!!
Cj- okay about Chloe knowing how to make a margarita…I'm 14 and I know how to make a margarita because my cousins taught me…but any way we could just say it was something like that or her step dad taught her…I dunno!!! Sorry about the grammer errors I know there was a lot of them!!!!! ((((((((sorry)))))))
Navy Babe- omg thanks for reviewing!!! I'm watching friends right now so I'm laughing hysterically (it's the one where Joey accidentally proposes to Rachel so I'm laughing my ass off) lol please review.
Jade panther- sorry I didn't get an author's not up, to you in the last chapter but here you go…ok no not all of those bad things happened to Mac but some did…like when she was 15 her mom left her with an abusive drunk father. (although her dad didn't hit her) Mac is an alcoholic because of her father though. If you have any other questions just e-mail me at sargy99@aol.com ok….
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The woman were all getting settled into there sleeping places when Sergei asked, "Is anyone actually tired?" He looked around the room and saw that they were all nodding their heads "NO" accept for Chloe who was already fast asleep.
"What do you guys want to do?" he asked
"Lets play strip poker!" suggested Harm. Everyone laughed then Mac said "Anyone else have any other ideas, since Sherlock over here seems to be horny."
Harm glared at her but he didn't seem to be offended. "How about twister!" Said Tiner. A few of the others nodded thinking that it was a good idea.
"Well that's a good idea, but I don't have the game," stated Mac.
Nobody else had any other ideas so they played strip poker to cure their boredom. They decided to move Chloe into Bud and Harriet's room, nest to little AJ. So she wouldn't accidentally wake up and see stuff that would probably scar her for life.
They all decided to put their regular clothes back on over their pajamas just to make the game more interesting, and so it would last longer.
Mac got a deck of cards and they all sat around the coffee table. She began dealing, and then stopped because she realized she didn't know how to play strip poker. "Um… guys how do you play strip poker?"
They all looked around at everyone else's blank looks, then looked at Harm. "Well don't look at me, I've just seen people talk about it on TV and stuff." harm shrugged.
"What how about we play like strip Go Fish or something?" Sturgis suggested
"How would that work?" Asked Tiner as he walked into the kitchen to see if Mac had any liquor left. "Well…" Said Sturgis pondering this until Tiner came back into the room with two bottles of wine and began handing out paper cups, because that was the only thing he could find.
"Okay how about every time someone gets a card that they ask for, they get to chose someone who has to take off an article of clothing." Everyone nodded at Jenn's idea and Mac continued to deal the cards.
THIRTY MINUTES LATER
MACS APARTMENT
This was turning out to be a very long game of Go Fish since everyone was having to strip. Mac was wearing the shirt she had stolen from Harm earlier and panties but that was it. Harm still had on his undershirt and boxers; Sturgis also had his boxers and shirt. Tiner had just lost his shirt to Jenn as she laid down the winning pair. She was wearing pants and shirt but had lost her slippers.
Everyone else was dressed in much the same way, accept for Lizz who was sitting there, very pissed, but still laughing, in her bra and panties.
*Who knew Sergei was so good at Go Fish? * Thought Bobbi with a smile.
The game was now over but since nobody was completely naked they decided to play a different "strip" game.
"How about spoons?" said Sturgis.
"Okay Dokey" said Lizz as she got up to go get them from the kitchen.
As she was walking away another "who knew" question popped into her head. *Who knew Lizz wore thongs?* She laughed to herself but then began to listen to Harm.
"Okay the person who doesn't get a spoon has to take it off." They all agreed then began to play.
Harm lost his shirt in the first round, Mac lost her in the second, and Jenn lost hers in the third. Everyone could tell that Tiner was happy about that one and against there better judgment, teased him about it.
In the fourth round Bobbi lost her shirt, and in the fifth Lizz lost her bra with the catcalls and whistling in the background. This routine went on until everyone was naked.
"Okay so now that were all naked what do you wanna do?" asked Mac.
"Hey lets have a porn fest!" Said Sergei, apparently being drunk made him horny too.
"How 'bout not." Said Jenn. "Lets have a drinking contest!" The others agreed and Mac and Harm went to get all of the liquor she had, which was a bottle of vodka, a bottle of Irish crème, and two bottles of Bacardi.
Mac filled everyone's glass up with vodka first. "Ok first one to finish wins!"
"1...2.…3...Go!" they begin to drink away and Lizz finishes first. They all stop and fill there glasses back up to the top and do it all over again, this time Harm wins.
In one hour they managed to finish off the bottle of Irish Crème, one and a half bottles of Barcardi, and the bottle of Irish Crème.
At the end there were only 3 people still going, it was Harm, Mac, and Sergei, all the rest had passed out. Harm helped Sergei and Mac put everyone in his or her sleeping places. After that Sergei lied down and immediately passed out Mac decided that it was almost 4am.
Harm and Mac lie down and talked, finishing off the last half a bottle of liquor. Before even they knew it, they were making out like drunk teenagers at prom. They finally passed out like their friends have never gotten passed 2nd base.
THE NEXT MORNING
10AM
Bud awoke at ten o'clock the next morning because AJ wanted to watch cartoons; it was Saturday morning after all. He got up, picked up his son up and walked into the living room holding on tightly to the little AJ before he could even get to the living room he realized something was…not right. Chloe was sleeping next to little AJ at the end of the bed.
He looked at her curiously and was tempted to wake her up but didn't, knowing she was a teenager and most definitely would not appreciate it. He then thought of waking his wife but decided against it.
So he went out into the main room carrying his son. He stopped suddenly and quickly covered AJ's eyes, has son didn't need to see boobies for the first time when he was four. Bud practically ran back into the guest bedroom put AJ on the floor and handed him a pop-up book to amuse himself for a few minutes.
Bud went back out into the living room and couldn't help but laugh. He went around the room to cover people up with blankets and also picked up the empty bottles that seemed to be everywhere.
He came back to their room to find little AJ sitting on the bed and talking quietly with his mother. "I'm sorry honey, I didn't mean to let him wake you." Bud said sweetly.
"That's okay he didn't wake me up I just opened my eyes and saw him turning the pages in his book." Harriet explained. "Why is Chloe in here?" she asked.
Well I think you'll figure it out when you go out there." He pointed out the door way and in the general direction of all the passed out naked people, who he used to have respect for. He for one was just glad the admiral wasn't one of them he was pretty sure he would never be able to look at these people the same way, it would be so much worse if it were the admiral.
Harriet wrinkled her brow in confusion. "Just come out here and see for your self." He said holding out a hand to help her stand. She complied and followed him out of the room. She was so shocked by what she was, even though they were covered, to the educated eye it was still completely obvious that they were naked. Once she got over the shock she burst out laughing.
*Hopefully the admiral will see the humor in this situation* she thought.
"Oh my god, I hope they wake up before the admiral," said Harriet to Bud. "Me too." he mumbled, "I'm not so sure he will see the humor though."
Little AJ walked out a few minutes later and Harriet sat him near Sturgis', and Bobbi's feet and turned on the TV. They began making breakfast for everyone. Although they were pretty sure they would be the only ones enjoying it.
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