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Chapter 4 - Answer My Question!!!!
"Ok, Inuyasha. Tell me the last thing you remember." Miroku folded his hands in a thoughtful manner.
"First, why do I hurt all over?" Inuyasha winced.
"Oh! That's because we have been poking you with sticks. Well, we were poking you until you started rambling about your tea party with Kagome and Sesshoumaru and his whip." Shippo enlightened him.
Inuyasha shuddered at the mentioning of the evil TEA PARTY FROM HELL!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA HAA HAA!!! (authoress looks around -- "right") "Ok, I remember following Kagome through the well to see what the dentist was and because she was a bitch --"
"SIT!!"
"...ow." Inuyasha slammed to the ground. "I wish Sesshoumaru had really melted you!"
"What I want to know is why you had a doll named after me in the first place!"
"NO REASON YOU STUPID GIRL!"
"SIT!"
"Anyway, Inuyasha. Where were you in telling us what you remember?" Miroku cut in, seeing the homicidal look in the wounded animal's eyes.
Still glaring at Kagome, "Well, I hid in the back of her car and heard some VERY interesting stuff."
Kagome gasped and stood up, fire appearing behind and around her. "You---! SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT (breath) SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT (breath) SITSITSITSITSITSIT (breath) SIIIIIIIIT!" Then stalked off muttering under her breath.
"Damn Wench."
"Sit!" Kagome yelled from a distance.
Meanwhile, Miroku, Sango and Shippo sat back and watched the show. Kirara would have also, but she was busy with the catnip and the techno music in her head.
"Wow, I never knew Kirara could break dance." Shippo noted. "Or do the robot."
"Ya, me neither." Sango added.
Miroku shrugged, "You learn something new everyday."
"Hello! I was talking!" Inuyasha yelled, noticing his audience shift to the kitty cat busting some moves in the clearing. "No ever listens to me."
Shippo grinned. "Nope!"
"Would someone please tell me WHY I HAVE FLOWERS IN MY HAIR?????" Inuyasha shouted, feeling his masculinity shrink at the very thought of his current hair-do.
"Point and laugh!" A booming voice from the heavens commanded.
"Yes sir!" Responded Miroku. And, always a man who follows where the spirit moves him, extended his finger. "HAHAHAHAHA!" Then, just to elaborate on the gesture, he got up and ran around in circles, waving his hands wildly.
"Uh, Hoshi-sama?"
Miroku ran over to Sango and got on his knees before her, all ready for story time. "Yes?"
Sango tenderly took Miroku's hand then screamed. "Calm down!!"
Miroku looked around at where he was and what he was doing. "Uh, right." He sat down abruptly, on his derriere this time (not his knees) but not before sticking out his finger and saying, "Heehee."
Sango gave him a stern look.
"Hey! He told me to!" Miroku said, pointing to the sky.
Sango's eyes suddenly widened, gave Miroku a death stare.
Slap!
"Maybe, but he never told you to do THAT!"
Miroku rubbed the red handprint on his face, smiling slightly to himself. "Anyway, to summarize Inuyasha, us mere mortals really don't know the cause, all we know is that you came here, sat down, ate ramen, made flower chains, mocked a lot of people and then passed out drunk again. Too much sake?"
"I only remember the car ride to the dentist and a funny smelling room and..." Inuyasha remembered what Kagome had told her mom.
"He's well, stubborn and mean to me and over protective and argumentative" Inuyasha didn't like the way this was going. "but, but…"
"But?"
"But he's also really sweet and kind and caring and his being protective can be nice and well, his physical appearance isn't anything to scoff at." Kagome blushed.
"It sounds to me like you really love him."
Inuyasha stood up suddenly. He really needed to think.
END CHAPTER FOUR!! I know I have had very little fluff and I am very sorry. But fear not gentle viewers, it is coming! And it shall be so fluffy that... that... ummmm... all the fluff will congregate until it becomes a huge soft teddy bear from South Africa? Sorry it was so short, but I wanted to get something up.
(AN Just be happy Inuyasha that it was just flowers and not butterfly clips and nail polish and lipstick -- sorry, inside joke I was required to put in or else my friend Jessie would go all ax murderer on me and that's kinda scary. Then again, she's always kinda scary... I mean come on. She keeps her ax in her jeep!)\
But anyway, next Chapter -- Inuyasha's deep thoughts and the rave in cat's head.
Thanx to my (sniff) 2 reviewers.
Autumn - I will be sure to put in more Inu + Kag cuz you are totally right. Thanks for reminding me!! Thank you for being the only person I don't talk to everyday to review chap 3. You made me keep going! Thanx!
Jessie - Rule #? Real men wear pink! (What web site did I get that from. How would you know, I was online during Photo Sem. Researching pictures.. of course not Kenshin. Right.) Ya Denise has a teddy bear! Jake told her to name it Spike. Jake can be kinda mean. And what other story? The serious one? That one's already overstuffed with fluff. I need help with this one! Silly Rabbit.
Anyway y'all. PLEASE REVIEW!! Pretty please with sugar and a cherry and chocolate syrup and peanuts (except for people allergic to peanuts) on top? Even if you don't review, thanx for checking out my story! Bye-bye!
