It was a windy day in Toontown, the tree's swaying, people trying to scare people.

Now gonzo, I know you have to go to the bathroom, but go on the right hand seat. Thank you Murphy. A few seconds after he sat down, he heard this. WAAAH, WAH, WH, WAAAAAH. Hehehe, freakoids. Dang it, why didn't that work? Easy, I have one in my boxing style house. Freakoids, supposably resemble babies. Under the hat, that's hair. See it.

But Toontown just got a new neighbor, and no one trusts him. The foolish little Mitzi walks up to him and says, Hello, I'm Mitzi, what's your name. Then the guy stepped out of the shadows. There stood a gray elephant with rather evil looking eyes. He said, Uh hello, My name's Gowzie. Then Mitzi turned tail and ran... but then she stoped... then ran some more... but then stoped... and went up to talk to the guy. You arn't as mean as you look, are you? The guy said, Yes, I am the most evil, ruthless killer in the hystory of... no, I'm just kidding. Mitzi ran again... but then she stoped... and ran again... no, wait, she stops and goes back and says, sorry, I thought you were serious untill I reliezed you were joking, don't joke like that, will ya? The big man named Gowzie said, Sorry. So, anyway, I put up this special diet that makes me so fat, the fat takes impact of bullets, I also trained myself to be fast when this fat. I also weight train. I am so fast that I can catch a missle before it hits the gound, that strong too. But enough of that, If I say more, they will think it is safe to try at home, and it aint. So go tell everyone I am a nice guy once you get to know me. Mitzi softly says, ...yes sir. Then she runs... but stops and goes back again. One more thing mr. Gowzie sir, uh, what is with the eyes. Gowzie says, a hazzerdous problem. Some sort of nuculer bomb or something, I survived but, I instantly got feared by all. Mitzi goes, Ouch, poor guy, Hope you get settled into a new home. Ran... and then stoped... and then ran... and did not stop this time. Just then, a spotted green pig walks up to him and says, Yes, The one and only master of disaster, can I have you come to my house? Then Gowzie got an idea and said, sorry but I aint the master of disaster you think I am but sure, I'll come ove... wait a minute, is this a trap. The spotted green pig says, No sir, not a trap, just a little plan to do something to another guy. Gowzie says, Yeah, sure.

They walk to the house, and did I mention this was ... sorry, type stick, ask again later. When they both entered the house, there was a stupid koala looking at Gowzieand saying, Tell Murphy I am scary, not scared. I am sick of that guy trying to scare me, he never succedes but still. Then Gowzie turns around and says, STOP USEING ME, I MAY COME DOWN ON YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS! Then Murphy screams and turns tail as fast as he could. Then Gonzo walks up to his side and says, Well, what a ya know, the poor guy fell for his own trap, hehehe. I could use a guy like you, what's your name. Gowzie replies, No one uses Gowzie, Champion of the world. Then Gonzo says, hehe, well um, I wanted you to scare away pests if they ever come over and champion of the world? Then Gowzie quickly answers, okay, no one has been able to defeat me at fighting, not even the strongest guys in the group. I could take on two and still get 40 shots in before they get one. And I only try to defend myself. Also, might you be Murphy? Then Gonzo says, Uh no, I just stopped here to use the bathroom, the names Gonzo. Gowzie replies, Yep. Well, I better get going, this stupid crying is driving me crazy. Gonzo quickly says, don't you wanna see my house? Gowzie thought for a moment and said, oh, why not.

Then they get to the house and the first words that come out of Gowzie's mouth are, there is that stupid crying again. You have one of those so called freakoids don't you. Then Gonzo replies, yes but you gotta see the wall paper, it flashes at the ring of the bell, see. ding ding. Gowzie is mystified, cool, you gotta tell me more tomorrow.

Gowzie back at his house found a mad pig infront of it. It kept Yelling, YOU BLEW IT!
I aint moving untill you show me satisfaction. Gowzie just picks him up and moves him aside and goes in the house. Murphy screams, GAHHHH, I'LL GET YA NEXT TIME.
Gowzie yells out, yeah sure thing boy.

another day gone by like that, we will leave strong ol Gowzie to go to bed, rest untill morning.

Thank you for reading, this is my third Animal crossing fic this weak, R&R.