Yet another adventure, today, let us check on how Chief is doing.
Someone is at his door. He has a package, Chief runs inside with it, opens it and says, Alright, My Antique clock, I love clocks, infact I collect them. They just go great with Dj. K.K. Wow, I have an apatite for an adventure right now. Wait, what did I say? Shakes his head to get the idea out. Oh well, I bet... I supose... I could... Climb mount Toontown. Infact I heard it is really high. I'll do it. Villagers pop out everywhere and say, NO, DON'T. and then they leave. Chief shakes his head again, Too bad, I am doing it.
Now, let's go to Gowzie. This town just begs humans to come, but no Doughnut, Copper. Gowzie is sleeping as he usually is, when he is waked by the doorbell AGAIN. There stood Chief talking to Gowzie and saying, I want to go on a grand adventure, I must go search the unknown, I must... Gowzie interupted, If I wanted a monologue, I would have asked for one, now, what is that point on the pencile you were trying to poke me with. Chief continued, I must, Climb the Mountain of Toontown. Gowzie colapsed, fell down, got back up, and tried the whole surrprise thing again. A shock sign was over his head, You're gonna What! Chief said, you heard me right, I am going to climb the mountain. Gowzie said, oh, I thought you said climb the mountain. Chief got frusterated, DUH! Gowzie did the collapse routine again. Then he said, Chief, NO. Please, it is dangerous, leathel, protected by the man of the mountain. Chief, most certantly not careing, says, Forget trying, this is a thing I must do alone. I must do it for chaotic reasons that aren't necessary. Gowzie screams, No please, you musn't. The Mountain Man will defeat you. Kill you, push you off the mountain. Chief says, I got an Oxygen tank. Gowzie Says, It aint that high. Chief said, great, see ya. I will beat my fears with this, I will make it, to the top. Do... not... worry... my... man..., Gowzie. Gowzie yelled, where do you think you are going? Chief replied, well up the mountain of course. Goodbye Gowzie, The wicked one. Gowzie said, wwhat! Chief said, I aint a poet,no, far from it. Well, Goodbye.
Chief was doing his equipment check. Climbing Gloves, Check! Spike shoes, Check! Power Fangs for mountain gripping, Check! Firm and Gentle fangs for climbing trees, And Check again! He had everything from winter sutes to oxygen tanks. He even had an extra pair of firm fangs incase he accidentally mistook them for power fangs and bit the mountain. He was prepared to climb.
He was at the mountain. First, I must try useing the fangs. He accidently used firm. HE fell on his back and said, I... Must... think... harder. Then, he went climbing up into the mountaint, then he found a cave and rested.
The next morning, he was too dang cold and chickened out in climbing the mountain. the end.
Chief is say, Yeah, like we're really gonna end it like this, NOT. Let's do the Scooby-Dooending. Chief's concience asked, WHAT SCOOBY- DOO ENDING ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. Chief said, never mind, let's just do the finished ending.Wololo, wololo, wololo, wololo, wololo.
The next morning, He was ready to go up the mountain. He had a hook for hanging on to strong trees and the got farther up, with the fang. Then he tied the hook to a rope and used it as a grappleing hook.When he glanced at the bottom, he saw an audience. He wasn't scared thoug. let's check on the audience.
Even Lobo... Hey, isn't that the name of a band! He starts talking about how much he wants him to fail, he yells. FALLLLLING! FALL, FALL, FALL! Obviously only the badguys want that, Gowzie siad to himself, in subvoice, wow, he is booking, I underestimated him. Murphy was saying, wait, do I want him to make it? Gonzo Yelling, NOW THAT I HELPED THE WORLD. I WILL WATCH THIS GUY CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN!
Now let us go back to Chief. He has climed up the mountain. Alot of people did it, But he set a world record of 13 hours and 46 minutes and 22 seconds. last one took 14 hours, 16 minutes and 2 seconds. He was at the top with a flag. (he packed one of those too.) He said, I dub this mountain, Mount suicide. Turanimal. He fell down the ciff and then thought and said, this aint how it ends, let's try the Maiden of the mountain ending. WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO!
I dub this mountaing, Friendship cliffs, what, did you think I was actually going to name this after myself. Just then, a White bear in ghosty clothing showed up and said. GET OFF! Chief said, or else! The Maiden said, OFF THE CLIFF! She blew strong cold winds and made chief fall off. While he was falling, the mysty figure said, I do not know why I live in cold and listen in hot. In the backround playing was the song, K.K. Steppe. Chief was sky danceing, Just as he was comeing down, Gowzie saw him. DON'T WORRY, I GOT YOU! He caught chief and set him down right, K.K. Steppe ends. Chief was like, LET'S DO THAT AGAIN! Gowzie was like, no again, you go home, and I go home, YOU ALL GO HOME, GOOD NIGHT! Gowzie was in his house, He was praying that chief doesn't do this again. Just then, he saw a letter in the mailbox. It said.
Dear Gowzie,
You are invited to my birthday
party tommorow, bring some
friends, and bring some food,
please, I want this party to be
perfect for everyone.
Mitzi Muphin cake!
Gowzie then put the letter away and went to bed. To be continued.
By the way, the maiden of the mounatin is tutu!
